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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ramps on September 02, 2009, 01:29:49 PM

Title: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: Ramps on September 02, 2009, 01:29:49 PM
Junk email is of no use to anyone, but today I had a look at the headings etc of the crap they send ... great comedy is an understatement.

This thread is the beginning of my newest greatest thread here on OER aimed at derailing the crap that is the 4 word game.

What we do is we place the best junk mail titles in this thread one post at a time, barring this first one where I will put in todays latest installment.

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1. Fill your baton with firmness

2 Dont let stress bother you

3. The frog answered

4. If your spaceship needs power

5. Make pleasure intense

6. A decent watch will give you a decent look

7. Perfect hard gift just for her

8. Be superstud deluxe

9. Show her real passion

10. 4 Inches in 2 weeks

11. Torpedo her all night

12. 10 seconds and its up and firm

13. Get outstanding amorous skills

14. Cure for getting woodys

15. Become her megadriller

16. Your banging will go failure free

17. Deeper in her shaft

18. Get a wooden Pole

19. Your drillo needs support

20. Be her amourous exhauster

21. Enjoy your wife in corpora using Levitra

22. Treat blood pressure just right.

Anyone with more crap to make us laugh ... just list them underneath. One by One, I want to surpass the 4 word game thread by r1 next year.

Thanks
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: Chuck17 on September 02, 2009, 03:27:40 PM
23. Three eyed bear photos
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: Chuck17 on September 02, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
24. I'm your stranger
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: mightytiges on September 02, 2009, 09:21:31 PM
25. Vous pouvez doubler votre argent aujourd'hui...  ???

I just get heaps of casino and dodgy bank spam   :banghead
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: Ramps on September 02, 2009, 09:41:02 PM
I dont know why but when I opened mail today and I saw headings ... for some reason the word drill/driller and torpedo seemed extremely funny. Anyway tomorrow is another day, and another installment of junk email to contend with.

Can anyone answer this, can you have an internet account and not have an email account?
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: mightytiges on September 02, 2009, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Ramps on September 02, 2009, 09:41:02 PM
Can anyone answer this, can you have an internet account and not have an email account?
With some ISPs you need to activate your email account if you want one or more that comes with your internet service. So in that case yes you can have an internet account and not have an email account.
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on September 05, 2009, 10:27:13 PM
How about this one.  :lol


26.Gain 3Inches‏
    From:  SuperDick Promo 
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: Ramps on September 10, 2009, 01:26:58 PM
27. The frog answered

28. Need to lower cholestorol

29. Where will we meet

30. Buy 4 and pay for 1

31. Improve mental clarity with ACAI diet.

New rule change: You can have up to 5 per post.
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: mightytiges on September 10, 2009, 04:10:52 PM
32. Internal Revenue Service - you have unclaimed income

33. We have to sue you

34. Queen of the Nerds

35. It's you?

36. Greenpiece (sic) welcomes
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: Ramps on September 20, 2009, 10:16:10 AM
37. Soap Opera. real People
38. Ugly Head from the Water
39. Make yourself glad by using Viagra medications
40. Stimulate your body to amaze girls
41. Criminals enslaved bums
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: mightytiges on September 20, 2009, 07:49:28 PM
42. RFC Tiger Alert - 2009 AFL Grand Final Packages


This has to be fraudulent after 27 years ;D
Title: Re: Junk Email - Subject Headings
Post by: mightytiges on October 23, 2009, 10:17:35 PM
Are Ivory Coast bank email scams who can't spell allowed in this thread?  :wallywink


FROM: M. Baudouin MERLET
FOREIGN REMITTANCE MANAGER.
Société Ivoirienne de Banque (SIB)
ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE.

   Dear Friend,
                     
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never meet before. I am
the FOREIGN REMITTANCE MANAGER of (SIB) Société Ivoirienne de Banque, I Hoped that
you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on
you for  the  mutual benefit of our both families.
 
I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($18.4M) Eighteeen Million
Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars immediately from my bank to your to your
account. This money is the part of the money that our Government have paid to our
bank to pay the contractors and i have put up a name of a company as one of the
company that we need to pay the sum of ($18.4M) Eighteeen Million Four Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars as if the comapny is one of the contracting
companys. By Friend this is asured and nobody will know about it, all we need is to
get a lawyer here that we go and get paid of the sum of $2000.00 with the name of
this company that i have put at the Minister of Finance and this $2000.00 is for
last year tax and this year as that Govenment told us that ever contractor that is
coming for their payment must come with the up dated tax paper. This is all we need
and the money will be transferred immediately and you will take 50% and 50% for me.
 
Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if
you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you full
detailsThanks and waiting for your urgent response, for more details kindly contact
me with this, 

Best Regards
 FROM: M. Baudouin MERLET