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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: Smokey on December 24, 2009, 11:14:55 AM

Title: Santa's Gift From The CFC
Post by: Smokey on December 24, 2009, 11:14:55 AM
This was posted on tiger-talk and made me laugh for a few reasons:

It is funny,
it isn't about Richmond,
it happened (again) to Judd's preferred choice of club, and
it couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of cheating, lying, arrogant filth.

We are the Navy Booze
We are the old drunk Navy booze
We're the team that always lets you down
We're the only team from Carlton United town
with all the boozing they like to send up
we'll keep our end up
And they know that they've been drinking
With the paralytic old Navy Booze

 :lol :rollin :lol :scream

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/tiger-talk/message/92697 (http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/tiger-talk/message/92697)

Title: Re: Santa's Gift From The CFC
Post by: Stripes on December 24, 2009, 02:39:20 PM
Hope all this off-field problem adversely affects them on the field and not the other way round! :pray
Title: Re: Santa's Gift From The CFC
Post by: Penelope on December 24, 2009, 02:51:00 PM
 :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL
Having Christmas with a Carlton supporter. think ill have to sing that one :santa
Title: Re: Santa's Gift From The CFC
Post by: mightytiges on December 24, 2009, 03:27:45 PM
To the tune of Gilligan's Island ;)


Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started with a few quiet beers
Aboard this tiny ship.

All mates who think they can hold their booze
The skipper head-shaved and unsure
Forty-Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour cruise, a three hour cruise.

The mood started getting rough,
The rookie was tied up,
If the admin had any courage to deal with their drunken crew
Club culture wouldn't be at such a loss, Fev wouldn't be the only one told to get lost

The ship set ground on the shore after a short while
With sticks Kernahan
And Swanny too,
Betts, Walker and Houlihan are in strife,
The Judd-ster
Professor Wiggins and all in the can,
Here on a police file.