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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: one-eyed on February 19, 2010, 02:15:39 AM

Title: The butt of jokes
Post by: one-eyed on February 19, 2010, 02:15:39 AM

The RFC even gets mentioned in Winter Olympic reports  :P.....

Yesterday, he [half-pipe snowboarder Shaun White] sent his sport to yet another level, smashing the field on his first run in the Olympic final with a pair of double corks to register a winning score of 46.8. Then, on his victory lap, he went further, unveiling the long-rumoured double McTwist 1260, a creation up there with the unicorn and the coming Richmond premiership in the annals of popular mythology.

http://www.theage.com.au/sport/white-mctwists-and-turns-to-a-perfect-gold-20100218-oisj.html

Title: Re: The butt of jokes
Post by: Infamy on February 20, 2010, 12:27:37 AM

Well if the McTwist 1260 exists then so does the coming Richmond premiership

I'm sure medical technology can implant a horn into the face of a horse too to get all 3

Title: Re: The butt of jokes
Post by: one-eyed on June 19, 2010, 06:39:22 AM

from today's Age...  ::)

Footy 2010 style has been a corker thus far. If someone told me in February that by June, Riewoldt would be starring, I would have responded in the time-honoured Australian fashion and said: ''Der!'' If they said it was Jack, then I may well have tried to locate my nephew the monkey. Funny game, footy.

Speaking of comedy, I give you the Tigers. Subscribers to their weekly sitcom sleeper hit, Everybody Loves Richmond have had excellent value for money. The introduction of some new characters this season has given the show a fresh look - surfie boy, the million-dollar man and Riewoldt, the un-injured looking the goods to lead the team out of its 30-year long tunnel and back into the light of ninth position. Dare to dream Tiges.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/fun-and-games-but-what-about-some-footy-20100618-ymvg.html

Title: Re: The butt of jokes
Post by: Owl on June 19, 2010, 11:12:23 AM

Essendon supporter being a smart alec..no surprise

Title: Re: The butt of jokes
Post by: Beren on June 19, 2010, 11:13:54 AM

He's an Esendon tragic. Enough said.

Title: Re: The butt of jokes
Post by: Darth Tiger on June 19, 2010, 04:26:30 PM

If only the wise cracks where funny, or insightful, or ironic, or witty, or even sarcastic laced with an element of truth to polarise opinion.

Lou Sweeney is definitely NOT a comedian, just a sad excuse for a journo (sic).