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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: Smokey on August 01, 2010, 10:15:30 PM
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Looking at the Sportal site earlier and came across a funny thread paying (tongue in cheek) homage to Andy Collins. Many of the lines have been unashamedly lifted from Chuck Norris 'goodies' but some I hadn't read and they are funny all the same. I know Sportal are a bit funny about full quotes from their website so here is a sample and a link:
Andrew Collins counted to infinity - twice.
Andrew Collins invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Andrew Collins does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Andrew Collins hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Andrew Collins gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Andrew Collins can slam a revolving door.
Andrew Collins once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Andrew Collins's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Andrew Collins.
Andrew Collins can speak Braille.
http://forum.sportal.com.au/viewthread.aspx?t=73662 (http://forum.sportal.com.au/viewthread.aspx?t=73662)
Made me chuckle! :lol
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When Andrew Collins does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Newton's 3rd law :yep
Btw did Collo miss with that corked thigh he copped last week or does he have a notorious Richmond "leg" that is only meant to be a one week injury yet rules you out for the rest of the season lol?
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Chuck Norris jokes with Andy Collins replacing Chuck. I'm not gettin it though.
They left out that he can strangle a man with a cordless phone.