One-Eyed Richmond Forum
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: cub on January 03, 2005, 02:06:37 PM
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From the heraldsun Jan 3
Seven out to blitz the rest
New programs to air on australian television in 2005.
I can not believe the absolute Farkin S*&t that people in this country and in gereneral watch.
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Queer eye - enuff said absolute disgrace will avoid like the plaque 0/10 (South Park did a good skit on this)
The X factor - dont know what it is but sounds like crap. 0/10
Aus Idol 3 - Didn't watch any of the first 2 and nothing different here 0/10
Big brother - 1 girl I worked with made me watch up late (as per oz idol - see above) GET A LIFE 0/10
Mary Bryant - NFI but sounds crap score N/A
Batrtlestar Gallactica - Liked it as a kid may be ok 5/10
Blind Justice - NFI but sounds like crap unless it is a blind person trying to catch someone with lots of sharp stuff involved N/A
Jamie's School dinners - WTF 0/10
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Last man standing - It would be literally if I had my way 0/10
Campus - NFI - but once again sounds like crap
My Restuarant rules - What happened to steak and chips - stick your seansonal salad up your a$%se 0/10
Dancing with the stars - WHATEVER 0/10 except to perve on the pleasure machine 1/10
Desperate housewifes - Where ????? 0/10
Lost - yeah GET 0/10
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MDA - whats that !
Hell has harbour views - as above
Outback house - isn't thathere you used to go for a crap in the old days !
The commander - what !
State of play - unless it is to do with sport - PASS
SBS
The colony - Yeah lets watch ants
Rockwiz - NFI but could be OK.
RAN remote access nurse - sounds a bit demented :gobdrop
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Starstruck - Get a life 0/10
Celebrity detox - This could be the 1 winner BUT then again I doubt it 5/10
CSI NY - Whatever 3/10
Joey - Skippy's lovechild re-incarnates the legend 0/10
The block (heads) - 0/10
possible - the alice - yeah whatever 0/10
Honestly this crap is a poor reflection of our public tv watching society . :banghead
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roflfmaoooo CUB, great breakdown of the schit we are being pacified with on the tube.
It's rare that I watch any television nowadays, that is of course unless it is sport.
I especially hate:
- all these try hard criminal investigation/lawyers with consciences shows. Firstly, criminal investigation amounts to a dog sniffing crack (of both varieties) and secondly, lawyers don't have consciences.
- shows about priks that work in hospitals. Doctors are priks and only save people for the money and prestige. TRUTH. lmfaoooooo@showing moral and ethical dilemmas about staff as if they haven't long before stopped giving a schit about humanity and treating people like organisms that need to be dispensed with. lmfaooooo@carnts who thank doctors as if the doctors care.
- news. Usually 2 minutes of worthwhile information expanded out to half an hour or hour length shows. I especially hate shows like 'Today Tonight', '60 minutes', and 'A Current Affair'. Bullschit issues, bullschit journalism and bullschit being delivered prime time wtf.
- reality tv. lmfaoooooooo@convincing people to watch others do what they can do themsleves. Here's an idea: tape yourself eating, talking and jerking off for half a day and watch it in the other half of the day.
- game shows. We haven't had a good one since 'Sale of the Century' (lmfaooo@that being schit too). lmfaoooo@ catch phrase. lmfaoooo@ John Burgess being a game show whore his whole life.
- cooking and lifestyle shows. Nuff said.
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I have seen big brother once, dancing with the stars once, the block a few times.
But apart from CSI which i quite like, i have never heard or seen any of those shows.
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- news. Usually 2 minutes of worthwhile information expanded out to half an hour or hour length shows. I especially hate shows like 'Today Tonight', '60 minutes', and 'A Current Affair'. Bullschit issues, bullschit journalism and bullschit being delivered prime time wtf.
Naked news on cable aside :thumbsup
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The only night i watch tellie is Sunday night
Channel 20 - British cop shows
Back to the box lol
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Why is it that Channel 7 put two of IMO their best shows after 10:30pm. Arrested development and Scrubs. The Janitor in scrubs cracks me up every time especially when he tested the strength of his cleaning solvent on a doctors ear. ROFLMAOOOO
And the magician brother from AD who buzzes around on the two wheeled electric trolly cracks me up also.