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Title: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: one-eyed on March 14, 2011, 11:28:17 PM

Top 50 AFL headlines you might see in 2011
By Tim Clarke
14 March 2011

HERE are 50 AFL headlines that sportsnewsfirst.com.au think you might see in 2011.


20. Riewoldt boots 12 but Tigers lose

24. Tigers fighting for their lives

46. Martin arrested in Richmond nightclub  ::)

http://www.sportsnewsfirst.com.au/articles/2011/03/14/top-50-afl-headlines-you-might-see-in-2011/

Title: Re: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: tiger101 on March 15, 2011, 12:49:40 AM

what a joke of an article. Let's all make up headlines for a year.  :banghead

Title: Re: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: Mr Magic on March 15, 2011, 05:54:46 AM

Martin arrested??

Title: Re: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: Tigeritis™©® on March 15, 2011, 06:00:44 AM

Quote from: Mr Magic on March 15, 2011, 05:54:46 AM

Martin arrested??

for punching someone called "Tim Clarke"  :banghead

Title: Re: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: Smokey on March 15, 2011, 07:00:45 AM

Quote from: one-eyed on March 14, 2011, 11:28:17 PM

Top 50 AFL headlines you might see in 2011
By Tim Clarke
14 March 2011

HERE are 50 AFL headlines that sportsnewsfirst.com.au think you might see in 2011.


20. Riewoldt boots 12 but Tigers lose

24. Tigers fighting for their lives

46. Martin arrested in Richmond nightclub  ::)

Might be the most likely of the 3.   :'(

Title: Re: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: dizza on March 15, 2011, 04:09:34 PM

"journalism" worthy of the Walkley Award for lamest attempt at predicting the future.

Title: Re: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: bojangles17 on March 15, 2011, 07:56:16 PM

one word, "pathetic" :o

Title: Re: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: Penelope on March 15, 2011, 08:00:58 PM

are there any nightclubs in Richmond?

Title: Re: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on March 15, 2011, 09:46:34 PM

Here's some headlines Tim Clarke might make.

1) Arrested for stalking Caroline Wilson.

2) Graduated from the Matthew Newton school of failure and SMS Carloine Wilson after the restraining order.

3) Tim Clarke rearrested.

4) Tim Clarke behind bars.

5) Doctors have operated on Tim Clarke's anus after in prison it was widened to the length of a smile of a Venezuelan Miss World Contestant.

Title: Re: Another piece of tryhard footy "journalism"
Post by: dizza on March 15, 2011, 10:11:23 PM

Quote from: Tuckerbag on March 15, 2011, 09:46:34 PM

Here's some headlines Tim Clarke might make.

1) Arrested for stalking Caroline Wilson.

2) Graduated from the Matthew Newton school of failure and SMS Carloine Wilson after the restraining order.

3) Tim Clarke rearrested.

4) Tim Clarke behind bars.

5) Doctors have operated on Tim Clarke's anus after in prison it was widened to the length of a smile of a Venezuelan Miss World Contestant.

BAM!