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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: 10 FLAGS on May 14, 2012, 01:13:44 PM

Title: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: 10 FLAGS on May 14, 2012, 01:13:44 PM
Please dont turn up next week. According to the Essendon people, we will be facing the greatest WAR MACHINE in the history of the planet  ;D. The general leading this global procession is james hird in a previous guise known he was known as the pretty boy but he is now offically known as General MacArthur.

So my message to our coach- Dimma, please dont turn up next week, we are wasting our time, you wouldn't want General Macarthur to get a hold of you at all and if you do turn up dont forget to circle the wagons, and that unbelievable WAR MACHINE knowns as the Essendon player group by the Essendon supporters is going to make mince meat of our players.

Can you please tell Cotch, Dusty, Lids, Jacky and the rest of the boys they are wasting there time. MacArthur and the War Machine think they are D grade players. Anyway, the War Machine and General MacArthur is in full flight, they are Premiership Favorites, the greatest side thats ever played the game. As for our supporters dont bother turning up please, I wouldnt want any of you to witness the WAR MACHINE in action next week  :lol
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: dwaino on May 14, 2012, 01:24:18 PM
 :shh

Good call Flags. If only a completely depleted Eagles team on the road had of known this!
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: 10 FLAGS on May 14, 2012, 01:26:26 PM
The War Machine  :lol Theyve lost the plot at Essendon  :gotigers
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: dwaino on May 14, 2012, 01:33:54 PM
The last time anyone claimed an unstoppable war machine.....


Bulla Rd next Monday
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/341/e/e/02_berlin_1945_by_wolfenkrieger-d4ifiwd.jpg)
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: wayne on May 14, 2012, 01:37:44 PM
 :lol

ah Essendon supporters hey.... stuff I hate 'em.

The WAR MACHINE?  :lol

Anus Monfries, Alwyn Divey, Dyshort Steppell and Seagull Stanton will need new underwear if Morris goes anywhere near them.
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: Jackstar is back again on May 14, 2012, 01:40:18 PM
:lol

ah Essendon supporters hey.... stuff I hate 'em.

The WAR MACHINE?  :lol

Anus Monfries, Alwyn Divey, Dyshort Steppell and Seagull Stanton will need new underwear if Morris goes anywhere near them.

totally agree
No indoor footy for the Bummers next week.
Would suggest as soon as betting opens this week, just get on the Tiges :gotigers
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: dwaino on May 14, 2012, 01:44:39 PM
Go Heppell, go rack up some more cheap easy kicks off the back stuff/wing  :shh Definitely deserves some credit for being the first teenage girl to play AFL though.
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: wayne on May 14, 2012, 02:29:35 PM
Go Heppell, go rack up some more cheap easy kicks off the back stuff/wing  :shh Definitely deserves some credit for being the first teenage girl to play AFL though.

2nd teenage girl...

This pretty young thing below was the first.  :rollin

(http://blogs.abc.net.au/grandstand/images/2008/12/01/jack_watts.jpg)
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: Gargoyle on May 14, 2012, 02:32:15 PM
The bummers after this week will have to give up being a footy side and take up the business of selling nappies, because after what we're gonna do to them on Saturday they'll be the greatest SHI**ING machine.
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: WilliamPowell on May 14, 2012, 02:38:46 PM
Funny stuff are Bummer supporters
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: TigerLand on May 14, 2012, 04:12:20 PM
If there is a sporting institution I hate more than Essendon then I'll eat my shoe.

Hate them so much I don't think I can watch next week. If we lose I wont be able to handle it.
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: 10 FLAGS on May 14, 2012, 04:38:57 PM
If there is a sporting institution I hate more than Essendon then I'll eat my shoe.

Hate them so much I don't think I can watch next week. If we lose I wont be able to handle it.

Better not to watch Pope, the WAR MACHINE is in full flight and they are intending to annihilate us. According the WAR MACHINE we have average to dud players and there tanks, jets, exocet missiles, radar systems will be out in full force. I expect the Essendon coaches box to be decked out in Army greens. :lol
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: Penelope on May 14, 2012, 04:42:54 PM
 :lol hird = General MacArthur.

The bloke who, 9 hours after the bombing of pearl harbour lost most his bombers, sitting on the ground!
how apt
 :lol
Top stuff ramps  :thumbsup
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: Coach on May 14, 2012, 04:44:08 PM
I hope someone decks commander Jake Milkshake
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: gerkin greg on May 14, 2012, 06:01:22 PM
Think you mean Private Strawbs Milkshake
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: one-eyed on May 15, 2012, 06:17:31 PM
Please dont turn up next week. According to the Essendon people, we will be facing the greatest WAR MACHINE in the history of the planet  ;D. The general leading this global procession is james hird in a previous guise known he was known as the pretty boy but he is now offically known as General MacArthur.

So my message to our coach- Dimma, please dont turn up next week, we are wasting our time, you wouldn't want General Macarthur to get a hold of you at all and if you do turn up dont forget to circle the wagons, and that unbelievable WAR MACHINE knowns as the Essendon player group by the Essendon supporters is going to make mince meat of our players.

Can you please tell Cotch, Dusty, Lids, Jacky and the rest of the boys they are wasting there time. MacArthur and the War Machine think they are D grade players. Anyway, the War Machine and General MacArthur is in full flight, they are Premiership Favorites, the greatest side thats ever played the game. As for our supporters dont bother turning up please, I wouldnt want any of you to witness the WAR MACHINE in action next week  :lol

Dimma didn't listen Ramps  ;D.



Richmond coach Damien Hardwick believes the Tiger Army has a key role to play in this Saturday night’s Blockbuster Dreamtime at the ‘G clash with Essendon.

“They’re a formidable force, there’s no doubt about that,” he said.

“The 40,000 that were there on the weekend (against Sydney) were certainly loud . . . We’re hoping for the same impact this week.“It’s going to be a great contest between the two armies of the sash and we hope our guys come out on top.

“Our supporters are certainly well behind us.  There’s no doubt that when we’re kicking to that Punt Road end, towards the end, it certainly gets our sails up.

“So, if we can get as many supporters there as we can, it will be a formidable outfit to beat.”


http://www.richmondfc.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/6301/newsid/135861/default.aspx
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: Tigeritis™©® on May 15, 2012, 06:38:37 PM
I'm not so convinced as you all that we will smash the bombers.
Our history of big game football with hightened expectations is not very good. Normally all over by quarter time. 

I really really really hope i'm wrong saturday night and we come to play and are switched on at the first bounce.   
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: Jackstar is back again on May 15, 2012, 06:49:29 PM
we will win saturday night
Match ups will be wrong on their behalf.
Can see someone like Martin or Foley kicking a few goals
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: 10 FLAGS on May 15, 2012, 07:06:53 PM
I'm not so convinced as you all that we will smash the bombers.
Our history of big game football with hightened expectations is not very good. Normally all over by quarter time. 

I really really really hope i'm wrong saturday night and we come to play and are switched on at the first bounce.

I havent said that we will win and they will go in as favorites but the Essendon supporters ringing up radio stations calling there club the War Machine is something I have never seen or heard before, we all talk up our clubs, but the war machine, common lets be serious, its not world war 2 lol. Theyve lost the plot the essendon people.
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: Penelope on May 15, 2012, 07:11:19 PM
did they ever actually have the plot to lose?
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: the claw on May 15, 2012, 11:11:35 PM
The last time anyone claimed an unstoppable war machine.....


Bulla Rd next Monday
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/341/e/e/02_berlin_1945_by_wolfenkrieger-d4ifiwd.jpg)
can i ask which city that is. looks to have too many bricks and concrete to be a japanese city of ww2.
Title: Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
Post by: tiger101 on May 15, 2012, 11:18:04 PM

can i ask which city that is. looks to have too many bricks and concrete to be a japanese city of ww2.

Berlin