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Title: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: one-eyed on July 14, 2012, 10:22:15 PM
God conspired against us: Hardwick
By AAP
9:40 PM Sat 14 Jul, 2012



IT WAS supposedly a Richmond home game, but coach Damien Hardwick doubts even God was barracking for his team.

"It was like God was conspiring against us having Karmichael take that mark," a clearly devastated Hardwick said after watching Gold Coast's Karmichael Hunt kick the post-siren winner in Saturday night's AFL clash in Cairns.

Divine influence aside, the Tigers coach was not sparing his players any blame for a 13.12 (90) to 13.10 (88) defeat he acknowledged was their most disappointing this season.

Hardwick said the Tigers did not work hard enough as they fell 36 points down in the second quarter.

Then, after fighting back to gain an 18-point lead late in the game, he blamed dropped marks, poor decision-making and incorrect positioning at the final centre bounce for allowing the Suns three late goals to snatch victory.

Having lost Ivan Maric (groin) and Ben Griffiths (calf) pre-game, the Tigers were missing a host of first-choice players and also lost Jake Batchelor (leg) and Chris Newman (head) during the match.

But Hardwick said that was no excuse.

"If we had Ivan it certainly would have been possibly a better result, but the reality is he didn't play, he's injured, so we move on," he said.

"We find out a little bit about our depth.

"Other sides have got the same issue as us and we've got to get better."

It was the second game in Richmond's three-year deal to host a match per year in Cairns.

The two so far have delivered costly losses, but Hardwick said the venue was irrelevant.

"It's got nothing to do with the venue, we just haven't played well up here," he said.

"The venue is (not) an excuse. At the end of the day Gold Coast played better than us."

Star forward Jack Riewoldt said too many players simply didn't do their jobs.

"Unfortunately blokes just went out of their roles and what we expect of them as players," Riewoldt said.

"It just shows if you do that with any team in the AFL on any ground in the AFL it comes back to bite you on the bum.

"We were 10-20 per cent off our game, probably more than that."

http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/141449/default.aspx
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on July 14, 2012, 10:30:01 PM
Weak response Damien.

Blame yourselves and point the fingers at some. Name names.

Do not blame God. That's weak.

Name the duds on the list who have failed this club over and over and over again and the malaise and lack of intencity they play with.
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Chuck17 on July 14, 2012, 10:32:49 PM
I would be happy if he just never played them again
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: TigerLand on July 14, 2012, 10:38:26 PM
I would be happy if he just never played them again

Agree.

What do you say though?

Said enough for me, we found about our depth. Well I hope to God you saw it too and that they aren't playing next week.

Dunno what good it would have done naming them it was fairly obvious who couldn't play.
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Lozza on July 14, 2012, 10:38:43 PM
During the Pies game tonight it was mentioned by the commentators how all the young players coming into the team have all played their role. Do our replacements have a role, to me they simply have the deer in headlights look. It has to be our player development that is killing our team, beyond a small core of naturally gifted players we just dont seem to see sustained improvement across the squad. Its obviously not possible but it would be good to have a "sliding doors" type situation and see some of our not so household names and how they would have faired within the Pies system, i am certain there would be a difference. Either we are recruiting the wrong players or the wrong development coaches.
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: bojangles17 on July 14, 2012, 10:48:49 PM
gee 18p up with 2-3 minutes to go against a side that hasnt won a game for 12 months...wasnt Gods fault :help...looked like we were clueless in that last 60sec...that said the three fellas suspended ought to be strung up...they cost us...we had to replace them with players that really levelled the contest...im still in a fit of rage  :banghead
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Mr Magic on July 14, 2012, 11:17:25 PM
Doesn't matter what he says about this.

Words not enough.
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: 10 FLAGS on July 14, 2012, 11:22:00 PM
agree with tucker. a poor response to the defeat IMHO.
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Jackstar is back again on July 15, 2012, 12:13:43 AM
gee 18p up with 2-3 minutes to go against a side that hasnt won a game for 12 months...wasnt Gods fault :help...looked like we were clueless in that last 60sec...that said the three fellas suspended ought to be strung up...they cost us...we had to replace them with players that really levelled the contest...im still in a fit of rage  :banghead

Love this post!
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: rfctigers05 on July 15, 2012, 02:07:19 AM
Oh we played the GOD Coast Suns
Well done DimSim another logical reason for your lack of awareness and tactical nous in a pressure situation
Why didn't you play miller you played every other dud???
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Judge Roughneck on July 15, 2012, 02:19:54 AM
Yeah it was god  :clapping :whistle
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on July 15, 2012, 07:22:28 AM
Who's the religious Guy on this site again?

He's got a lot to answer to  :banghead

Time for confession sonny
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Francois Jackson on July 15, 2012, 07:28:30 AM
I've heard a lot over the years but to hear God as some sort of lame excuse is the most stuffed thing I've heard come out of his mouth

Hardwick name players you softie

Blame yourselves

Yeah it was God.....LMAO
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Ruanaidh on July 15, 2012, 07:39:03 AM
If......and it's a big if, they even have 'structures' when games get tight - I haven't seen them in any of our losses. Whilst the sides that defeated us certainly did, even under pressure. Even lowly Melbourne and GC stuck to their 'structures' under pressure. If he has them the players are not listening. Something is wrong, once again, with the Coaching at Tigerland.
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Ruanaidh on July 15, 2012, 11:37:14 AM
For the second time today I am 'double-posting'. I promise this is the last but it is more appropriate for this thread:


Alternative Dimma Presser:

" I'd like to state quite clearly that losses like this when so much is at stake are unacceptable. There are no excuses. Injuries and suspensions affect every Club in every game and whilst there are RFC listed players on the ground we expect them to play according to team rules and personal accountability. If they cant we do not want them at the club. I would also like to say that I must get better at making our players understand my match day instructions and to react immediately to my requests. That didn't happen today and in that respect I take responsibility for today's loss as much as any player who took the field. By the way, any mention that luck or divine intervention played any part in today's loss is a superstitious cop-out"

"I also apologise for not having our customary player representative at this Press Conference. The bottom line is that as the Head Coach I must ultimately be the person that shoulders the blame for this loss"

Dimma then walks off without fielding questions and accepts the resultant AFL fine.........
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: torch on July 15, 2012, 11:51:04 AM
Is this guy serious? Is he joking around? Very funny "social worker" do yourself a favour and go hug Trent Cotchin!
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Go Richo 12 on July 15, 2012, 11:52:37 AM
Who's god conspired against us? Houli's?
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: torch on July 15, 2012, 12:00:44 PM

I don't know what to tell my kids anymore
I can't continue to lie to them
I'm being dishonest like the RFC
Is it the FTF or FFS?

Tell your children that reading is more important!
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Smokey on July 15, 2012, 12:01:48 PM

I don't know what to tell my kids anymore
I can't continue to lie to them
I'm being dishonest like the RFC
Is it the FTF or FFS?

Is there a prize for the most posts in July or have you just discovered <Ctrl-C> <Ctrl-V>?

 :huh
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Ruanaidh on July 15, 2012, 12:06:11 PM

I don't know what to tell my kids anymore
I can't continue to lie to them
I'm being dishonest like the RFC
Is it the FTF or FFS?

Tell your children that reading is more important!
Comprehension is the key ;)
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: rfctigers05 on July 15, 2012, 12:16:03 PM
No ladies it's God Dimwit found out yesterday
 :bow
I don't know what to tell my kids anymore
I can't continue to lie to them
I'm being dishonest like the RFC
Is it the FTF or FFS?
 :shh
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Lozza on July 15, 2012, 12:18:34 PM

I don't know what to tell my kids anymore
I can't continue to lie to them
I'm being dishonest like the RFC
Is it the FTF or FFS?
Tell them that the Tigers are like a box of chocolates, there are some you wont like but they are in the box to make up the numbers, they're soft in the middle and melt when it gets hot, pretty much sums it up.
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: rfctigers05 on July 15, 2012, 12:18:52 PM
Rfc serves up the same garbage every year we put up with their repetitiveness and it's now been inflicted onto me



I don't know what to tell my kids anymore
I can't continue to lie to them
I'm being dishonest like the RFC
Is it the FTF or FFS?
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: smasha on July 15, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
God's fault.
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Ruanaidh on July 15, 2012, 01:28:05 PM
God's fault.
Cue Max Q:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch6pwbkPCp8&feature=related
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: rogerd3 on July 15, 2012, 02:37:11 PM
God's fault.
Cue Max Q:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch6pwbkPCp8&feature=related

 brilliant :thumbsup
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: wayne on July 15, 2012, 02:42:04 PM
During the Pies game tonight it was mentioned by the commentators how all the young players coming into the team have all played their role. Do our replacements have a role, to me they simply have the deer in headlights look.

We don't have youngsters coming in, we have McGuane, Graham, White. Proven duds and all need to be moved on ASAP.
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: Ruanaidh on July 15, 2012, 04:24:12 PM
God's fault.
Cue Max Q:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch6pwbkPCp8&feature=related

 brilliant :thumbsup
Yeah this would be played at every Primary School Assembly if I had my way. stuff any Jingoistic National Anthem or 'Imaginary Being' pledge.
Sidenote: They would often play "Two Little Boys" by Rolf Harris at our 60/70's Assembly. The boys would all say to each other that they would go to war when they turned 18. How many childrens minds were warped as a result of that poo! So dont dare mention Gud to me Dimma!
Title: Re: Dimma's aftermatch media conference / God conspired against us: Hardwick
Post by: mightytiges on July 15, 2012, 05:00:28 PM
During the Pies game tonight it was mentioned by the commentators how all the young players coming into the team have all played their role. Do our replacements have a role, to me they simply have the deer in headlights look.

We don't have youngsters coming in, we have McGuane, Graham, White. Proven duds and all need to be moved on ASAP.
BINGO! It was back to the future with the side we put out yesterday. We really shouldn't have been surprised that we got the same result as last year.

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