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Title: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: one-eyed on March 10, 2014, 11:12:18 PM
RICHMOND PREVIEW
The Age
March 9, 2014


Leaping Larry:
There are two kinds of Richmond fans - incarcerated and "assisting police with their inquiries". Err, that is, insane optimists and pathological pessimists. And one of the latter is telling you if, in 2014, the Tigers are finally, generally expected to "step up", you can pretty much dust off the esculator to the sub-basement.
Prediction: 10th

Garry Lyon:
Needed some convincing that they were genuine last year but they proved it throughout the season; 15 wins was a fantastic return and I just sense that, rather than feeling fulfilled, they are genuinely hungry still. Beat Hawthorn and Freo in the second half of the year. They would love 25-30 goals from Shaun Hampson.
Prediction: 5th

Matthew Lloyd:
If 2013 was all about playing a final for Richmond, 2014 is about going on and winning one. The Tigers are using the ball better which is helping them to defend better, and the playing group as a whole has bridged the gap between their best and worst on a far more consistent basis. Last year's finals loss to Carlton would have stung, and the expectations for Richmond are much higher now than they were 12 months ago.
Prediction: 7th

Rohan Connolly:
Richmond was good enough to finish the regular season fifth in 2013. Are the Tigers good enough to take that further? I'm still to be convinced. For the Tigers, much will depend on whether three players in particular - Brandon Ellis, Reece Conca and Nick Vlastuin - can go to another level. One thing the Tigers can definitely depend upon, however, is a draw my analysis rated the fourth-handiest in the AFL, when the fixture was released last October. Richmond plays just one 2013 finalist twice, and five of its six road trips are against teams that finished outside of the eight. Nice work if you can get it, and significant enough to squeeze them into my eight.
Predicition: 8th

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2014 LADDER PREDICTIONS

   Connolly                  Lloyd                  Lyon                   Larry

1. Fremantle          1. Fremantle        1. Sydney             1. Hawthorn
2. Sydney             2. Sydney            2. Fremantle         2. Fremantle
3. Hawthorn          3. Hawthorn        3. Hawthorn          3. Sydney
4. Geelong             4. Essendon       4. North Melb.       4. Coll'wood
5. Coll'wood           5. Geelong          5. Richmond        5. Essendon
6. North Melb.        6. North Melb.     6. Geelong           6. Geelong
7. Essendon           7. Richmond       7. Port Adel.         7. North Melb.
8. Richmond           8. Coll'wood        8. Coll'wood         8. Carlton
----------------    ---------------   ----------------    ----------------
9. West Coast         9. Port Adel.      9. Essendon         9. Port Adel.
10. Carlton             10. Carlton        10. West Coast     10. Richmond
11. Adelaide           11. Adelaide       11. Gold Coast      11. Adelaide
12. Port Adel.        12. West Coast   12. Carlton           12. West Coast
13. Gold Coast      13. Gold Coast    13. Adelaide          13. Gold Coast
14. W.Bulldogs      14. W.Bulldogs    14. W.Bulldogs     14. W.Bulldogs 
15. Melbourne       15. Brisbane        15. Brisbane         15. Brisbane 
16. Brisbane          16. Melbourne     16. Melbourne       16. Melbourne
17. St Kilda           17. St Kilda         17. St Kilda           17. St Kilda   
18. GWS Giants    18. GWS Giants   18. GWS Giants    18. GWS Giants
 

Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: tigs2011 on March 11, 2014, 12:21:54 AM
Who the hell is Larry?
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: mat073 on March 11, 2014, 12:49:38 AM
Who the hell is Larry?

I don't know who he is but I'm thinking he supports the bombers.
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: gerkin greg on March 11, 2014, 09:32:10 AM
Who the hell is Larry?

A gutless flog unprepared to put his name to anything while sticking his hand out to get paid for his coward opinion  :cheers
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: dwaino on March 11, 2014, 10:06:08 AM
Who the hell is Larry?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Leisure_Suit_Larry_-_Love_for_Sail!_Coverart.png)
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: WilliamPowell on March 11, 2014, 10:24:54 AM
Leaping Larry thinks he is a funny writer

He isn't
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: Stripes on March 11, 2014, 10:59:00 AM
Understandably there is a great deal of negativity in the skeptical media. Particularly those who support other teams and are keen to death-ride us in an attempt to elevate their own bias. You can't blame them though - we haven't had any consistency of sustained success in decades so going on history, the evidence would support their lasting opinions.

We will prove them wrong this year I'm certain.
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: Dice on March 11, 2014, 11:14:10 AM
Leaping Larry thinks he is a funny writer

He isn't

 :clapping

Summed up perfectly WP.

I'm seriously starting to think I'm living in a parallel universe ?  12 out of 18 Herald Sun 'experts' had Essendon in the 8. Sheahan had 'em top 4 and Gullen top 2 !!
These Age 'experts' have 'em finishing  4th , 5th , 7th and 9th.
Is it me ? What am I missing ?
Who's kicking their goals ? Who's helping Ryder in the ruck ? Who's helping Jab in the midfield ? Have I got it so wrong ??
I've got em finishing 12th - 14th
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: Owl on March 11, 2014, 11:34:20 AM
Same ol sooks willing us to fail must of been spewing on us last year.  I will hand it to Garry for swallowing his pride and being objective.  Usually he wants to sink the boot in too.
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: tony_montana on March 11, 2014, 11:38:08 AM
Leaping Larry is a tiger supporter. Used to host australian wrestling nights, good bloke leave him alone all of you

ALL OF YOU
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: Owl on March 11, 2014, 11:41:05 AM
Or what, no desert?
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2014, 12:02:30 PM
Or what, no desert?

Or forest, or hills, or seas.

 ;D
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: gerkin greg on March 11, 2014, 12:40:24 PM
Who the hell is Larry?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Leisure_Suit_Larry_-_Love_for_Sail!_Coverart.png)

Land of the lounge lizards  :clapping
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: gerkin greg on March 11, 2014, 12:46:39 PM
Leaping Larry is a tiger supporter. Used to host australian wrestling nights, good bloke leave him alone all of you

ALL OF YOU

Isn't he the bloke that turncoated to melbourne?

 :ROTFL
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: tony_montana on March 11, 2014, 12:59:59 PM
Or what, no desert?


(http://www.openmarket.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/no_soup_for_you.jpg)
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: Golfprotiger on March 11, 2014, 01:08:11 PM
Or what, no desert?


(http://www.openmarket.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/no_soup_for_you.jpg)

Oh, that's Larry, I know him! Wayne Kerr......
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: tony_montana on March 11, 2014, 02:26:06 PM
Leaping Larry is a tiger supporter. Used to host australian wrestling nights, good bloke leave him alone all of you

ALL OF YOU

Isn't he the bloke that turncoated to melbourne?

 :ROTFL

 :o :gobdrop Surely you jest?
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: gerkin greg on March 11, 2014, 02:42:26 PM
was either him or the mongrel punter
Title: Re: The Age's footy liftout: Richmond
Post by: Owl on March 11, 2014, 04:05:30 PM
Or what, no desert?

Or forest, or hills, or seas.

 ;D
ahhhh SHadddap!  dessert dessert I meant dessert !