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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: 🏅Dooks on June 20, 2014, 07:12:28 PM

Title: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
Post by: 🏅Dooks on June 20, 2014, 07:12:28 PM

the sms's have started asking me if i would like him to buy me a swans jumper, Richmond are no good etc etc.

apart from winning which aint gonna happen, any good/smart arse comeback suggestions?

Title: Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
Post by: 🏅Dooks on June 20, 2014, 07:13:55 PM

edit he's also a former Fitzroy supporter which is a sore point.

Title: Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
Post by: one-eyed on June 20, 2014, 07:17:03 PM

"I would buy you Swannies a drink but you already get free COLA from the AFL" 


"Premierships:
Richmond  10
Swans  5"

Title: Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
Post by: Eat_em_Alive on June 20, 2014, 07:19:27 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
Post by: 🏅Dooks on June 20, 2014, 07:30:01 PM

Quote from: one-eyed on June 20, 2014, 07:17:03 PM

"I would buy you Swannies a drink but you already get free COLA from the AFL" 

COLA?
"Premierships:
Richmond  10
Swans  5"

Title: Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
Post by: DCrane on June 20, 2014, 07:34:53 PM

Dubstep-Cost of Living Allowance

Title: Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
Post by: tony_montana on June 20, 2014, 07:38:12 PM

They're due for a downer, reckon we're a show tonight

Title: Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
Post by: 🏅Dooks on June 20, 2014, 07:43:52 PM

Quote from: DCrane on June 20, 2014, 07:34:53 PM

Dubstep-Cost of Living Allowance

thanks mate im getting a bit slow in my older years

Title: Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
Post by: The Big Richo on June 20, 2014, 09:56:26 PM

I find having sex with people's wives usually quietens them right down.