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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: Judge Roughneck on December 10, 2014, 12:30:04 PM

Title: The Ninety-Five Theses
Post by: Judge Roughneck on December 10, 2014, 12:30:04 PM
Learnered gentleman - can someone direct me to the famous The Ninety-Five Theses post from this forum I cannot locate thank you
Title: Re: The Ninety-Five Theses
Post by: Diocletian on December 10, 2014, 01:20:51 PM
What's Martin Luther got to do with RFC?
Title: Re: The Ninety-Five Theses
Post by: Judge Roughneck on December 10, 2014, 01:35:39 PM
It was a very good post by someone  :-\

Title: Re: The Ninety-Five Theses
Post by: Diocletian on December 10, 2014, 01:42:47 PM
Is this it?

http://oneeyed-richmond.com/forum/index.php?topic=1339.msg117523#msg117523

Quote from: mightytiges
to welcome back Captain Cambo to Punt Rd Castle after 3 years away assisting the greyhounds and spying in the Western lands.

"How well your travels were sire?", Count Freezer asked.

"I did seeth the September lands twice in my 3 years away with the hounds. As muchest as I did in 12 long long long years in battle under yellow and black flags. Howevert still no holy grail afraid," Cambo replied.

"I too have returned sire," Count Freezer explained. "I have obtained a position on the King's Grand Council."

"How dideth one with such little experience achieve such an honour?", a surprised Cambo asked.

"A mysterious character posted 95 theses on the doors of a public forum demanding Greg de Miller and Lord Wallace's heads... the Count winks ... which caused a restless stir amongst the gentry and peasantry. The Council soon afterwards sent Greg de Miller to the gallows, and wanting a former loyal officer to replace him, it was I who was given the honour. A position on the Council that oversees Lord Wallace hahahahahaha!"

"And me too?" Cambo enquired.

"Just like the old days in battle Captain," the Count replied.

Meanwhile King March had some joyous news for the faithful .....
Title: Re: The Ninety-Five Theses
Post by: tiga on December 10, 2014, 11:15:29 PM
Is this it?

http://oneeyed-richmond.com/forum/index.php?topic=1339.msg117523#msg117523

Quote from: mightytiges
to welcome back Captain Cambo to Punt Rd Castle after 3 years away assisting the greyhounds and spying in the Western lands.

"How well your travels were sire?", Count Freezer asked.

"I did seeth the September lands twice in my 3 years away with the hounds. As muchest as I did in 12 long long long years in battle under yellow and black flags. Howevert still no holy grail afraid," Cambo replied.

"I too have returned sire," Count Freezer explained. "I have obtained a position on the King's Grand Council."

"How dideth one with such little experience achieve such an honour?", a surprised Cambo asked.

"A mysterious character posted 95 theses on the doors of a public forum demanding Greg de Miller and Lord Wallace's heads... the Count winks ... which caused a restless stir amongst the gentry and peasantry. The Council soon afterwards sent Greg de Miller to the gallows, and wanting a former loyal officer to replace him, it was I who was given the honour. A position on the Council that oversees Lord Wallace hahahahahaha!"

"And me too?" Cambo enquired.

"Just like the old days in battle Captain," the Count replied.

Meanwhile King March had some joyous news for the faithful .....
LMAO, thats from the fractured fairy tale thread I started back in 2005. It was a Ye Olde slag fest.
Title: Re: The Ninety-Five Theses
Post by: Judge Roughneck on December 11, 2014, 11:53:51 AM
Sadly, no
It was a very eelegance loverly price

It had quite the pyramid underneath of applause

I cannot remember the author.  It may have been around when we were3-10


Anyone pls



Is this it?

http://oneeyed-richmond.com/forum/index.php?topic=1339.msg117523#msg117523

Quote from: mightytiges
to welcome back Captain Cambo to Punt Rd Castle after 3 years away assisting the greyhounds and spying in the Western lands.

"How well your travels were sire?", Count Freezer asked.

"I did seeth the September lands twice in my 3 years away with the hounds. As muchest as I did in 12 long long long years in battle under yellow and black flags. Howevert still no holy grail afraid," Cambo replied.

"I too have returned sire," Count Freezer explained. "I have obtained a position on the King's Grand Council."

"How dideth one with such little experience achieve such an honour?", a surprised Cambo asked.

"A mysterious character posted 95 theses on the doors of a public forum demanding Greg de Miller and Lord Wallace's heads... the Count winks ... which caused a restless stir amongst the gentry and peasantry. The Council soon afterwards sent Greg de Miller to the gallows, and wanting a former loyal officer to replace him, it was I who was given the honour. A position on the Council that oversees Lord Wallace hahahahahaha!"

"And me too?" Cambo enquired.

"Just like the old days in battle Captain," the Count replied.

Meanwhile King March had some joyous news for the faithful .....