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Title: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hard Roar Tiger on May 07, 2015, 04:41:07 PM
Given Cotchins run out of excuses for our poor performances, what are some new ones we could make up to help him next week?
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hard Roar Tiger on May 07, 2015, 04:41:30 PM
The dog ate Dimmas game plan
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hard Roar Tiger on May 07, 2015, 04:42:23 PM
We got a note from our mums saying it didn't matter if we win or lose but it was how we played the game
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Eat_em_Alive on May 07, 2015, 05:26:22 PM
Sorry guys waiting for fine eyes to recruit some more gems to get us into top 6 stratosphere  :shh
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: tony_montana on May 07, 2015, 05:40:04 PM


The opposition didn't play the way we wanted them to play
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: froars on May 07, 2015, 05:46:23 PM
That time of the month
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Jackstar is back!!! on May 07, 2015, 05:52:30 PM
His Mrs forgot to walk the dogs
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: YellowandBlackBlood on May 07, 2015, 06:13:36 PM
Unfortunately we played poorly because we were trying to think of new excuses..... :help
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hard Roar Tiger on May 07, 2015, 07:16:22 PM
The game wasn't an 8 point game
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: wayne on May 07, 2015, 07:44:22 PM
No more excuses starting from..... now!
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Eat_em_Alive on May 07, 2015, 07:44:59 PM


The opposition didn't play the way we wanted them to play

surely this is something they would say  :thumbsup
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: 🏅Dooks on May 07, 2015, 08:03:56 PM
"Look, it's evident we were comprehensively beaten tonight. But, in an unusual sort of way, and this may seem strange to state, there are  a number of KPIs which point to us being a far better side overall than last year. And that's important to us"
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: cub on May 07, 2015, 08:16:12 PM
Damn Tassie weather washed the line out of the sand! We couldn't find it no matter how hard we tried.
We'll draw another one next week.
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: The Big Richo on May 07, 2015, 08:29:20 PM
I had a hidden mic in the meeting room today and heard the final address from Hardwick.

"Look boys, no matter what happens this week, next week we drop the two most inexperienced blokes".

It was real, stirring sort of Braveheart style stuff.
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on May 07, 2015, 09:18:59 PM
I had a hidden mic in the meeting room today and heard the final address from Hardwick.

"Look boys, no matter what happens this week, next week we drop the two most inexperienced blokes".

It was real, stirring sort of Braveheart style stuff.

Then Cotch yelled "food fight" and threw some ritz crackers at Grigg who squealed "Stop it..... Mr Harrrdwick. Trent threw crackers at me boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo."
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Darth Tiger on May 07, 2015, 09:50:06 PM
The thermal underwear chaffed
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on May 07, 2015, 09:54:48 PM
I broke my fingernail.
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: The Big Richo on May 07, 2015, 10:02:05 PM
The coach is poo.

Oh hang on, that's not an excuse.
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Andyy on May 08, 2015, 12:36:14 PM
'I got a big contract worth about $800k/year so I'm basically on easy-street. Winning doesn't matter as long as your pockets are lined with the gold of long-suffering club members...'
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hard Roar Tiger on May 08, 2015, 03:25:04 PM
Was that the final siren?
I thought we had another quarter
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Xox on May 08, 2015, 03:33:04 PM
Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not On your own understandings
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Jackstar is back!!! on May 08, 2015, 03:45:46 PM
I will kick with the wind
Now which way is it blowing #noidea
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Tigeritis™©® on May 08, 2015, 11:21:07 PM
There's obviously some sort of virus or disease that has infected this club for the best part of 30+ years and we're not sure how to or even if we can get rid of it.  :shh
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hard Roar Tiger on May 09, 2015, 06:29:24 AM
North are a bogey team for us......this week, I promise there are no excuses!
What?....
Er, we've got Collingwood next week?
Okay, the week after - definitely no excuses!
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on May 09, 2015, 11:44:09 AM
North are a bogey team for us......this week, I promise there are no excuses!
What?....
Er, we've got Collingwood next week?
Okay, the week after - definitely no excuses!

No sorry week after, Port Adelaide  it's Kane Cornes 300th.

Can't week after that. Essendon. Fletcher's 400th.

Week after that Freo in Perth. Struggle.

Look I promise the week after that.

The Mid Season Bye Trent?

Locked and Loaded. We're having a blinder.
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Francois Jackson on May 09, 2015, 04:03:04 PM
we really didnt come to play today and in particular the third quarter. The poll response is starting to have an effect on some of our leaders.

Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Chuck17 on May 25, 2015, 03:12:50 PM
This thread is a disgrace
Title: Re: Some new excuses for Cotchin next week
Post by: Hard Roar Tiger on May 25, 2015, 10:09:50 PM
This thread is a disgrace

I heard they pinned it up on locker doors. Haven't looked back. I'm the Rudy Webster of 2015