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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: one-eyed on September 06, 2019, 12:39:34 PM
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Every finals team's season summed up in three words
Kane Cornes
SEN
6 Sep 2019
Today, let’s play the three word game for the 8 finalists.
I love this concept for so many reasons.
Very few words can some up almost any team and its situation. It forces you to focus in on what is really important. To cut through the spin.
Here we go with the AFL finals edition of the ‘three word game.’
Richmond - Where’s The Airport?
Hopefully the Richmond players have downloaded the latest version of Google maps because no doubt they have forgotten how to get to the Melbourne airport.
For the first time in over two months the Tigers will play a game away from the MCG.
In a neutral venue Richmond is a much better and finals hardened team than the young Lions. How much of a factor the raucous Brisbane crowd will be remains to be seen?
Dustin Martin enters this finals series in season best form and is capable of being the match winner again.
The winner of this game makes the Grand Final.
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2019/09/05/every-finals-teams-season-summed-up-in-three-words/
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Have a sook! Let’s forget the fixture in the first 3rd of the season where the tigers travelled heaps
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I remember beating Port Adelaide with a VFL team in Adelaide earlier in the year.
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Kane Cornes in 3 words ...
- Big Mouth Dwarf.
- Mental Pygmy Syndrome
- Adelaide Port Adelaide
- Sewerage Flow Stop
- Under Achieving Legend
:P
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Dangerfield getting in on the act too.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDwZSTRUwAA0nrx?format=jpg&name=360x360)
https://twitter.com/superfooty/status/1169837810993418240
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Dangerfield getting in on the act too.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDwZSTRUwAA0nrx?format=jpg&name=360x360)
https://twitter.com/superfooty/status/1169837810993418240
I like Danger, he’s just having a laugh. Cornes lacks relevance so I don’t really give a crap what he says
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Yeah nah Clangerfield's a massive flog too... :shh
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Well Dangerfield is going to visit the airport soon for a trip to Perth. Have fun in the west!
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Well Dangerfield is going to visit the airport soon for a trip to Perth. Have fun in the west!
What are you talking about?
Geelong play in Melbourne next.
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My bad! It slipped my mind that west coast finished 5th so they’re going to have to keep coming back to the G. Well anyway I hope Geelong goes down in straight sets and then we can go meme crazy with Chris Scott’s face
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highly doubt we saw the premiership winners last night...they were both absolute crap
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Also forgot where GMHBA is too, since it's too small to see :)
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highly doubt we saw the premiership winners last night...they were both absolute crap
I agree. Both hopeless. Unless things change drastically I doubt they will make the gf.
I fear the Dogs the most and West Coke second, then GWS and the Lions in that order.
Think the Dogs match up well against us and they do well against our defensive structures.
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Cornes can get stuffed
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If we can get through to the GF I'm confident of us beating anyone at the MCG 👍🏻
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Kane the sook Cornes and Rodney my coach is a sook Dangerfield. Ones team is irrelevant and the others team can't function beyond the acrid stench of their litter box.
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4th interstate win of the year and this one in a final in front of a hostile crowd. What's your next whinge, Kane? :wallywink
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4th interstate win of the year and this one in a final in front of a hostile crowd. What's your next whinge, Kane? :wallywink
Umpires :shh
(Like every one else on the AFL FB page :whistle )
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We got a decent deal tonight but it sure as F didn't make it break anyone's game
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4th interstate win of the year and this one in a final in front of a hostile crowd. What's your next whinge, Kane? :wallywink
Umpires :shh
(Like every one else on the AFL FB page :whistle )
Right on cue.
Cornes angered by "extremely poor" finals umpiring following Grimes dive
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2019/09/08/cornes-angered-by-extremely-poor-finals-umpiring-following-grimes-dive/
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All the talk about us 'getting the rub of the green' from the umpires is just absolute bollocks! If anything the Brisbane players whinged too much to the umpires, their home crowd seemed to make their players believe they deserved every 50/50 decision to go their way, far more than just the usual. It became a travesty when they didn't get a free, when the umpires held firm the Brisbane players all looked extremely hurt/disappointed that they didn't get a free! Any perception that Brisbane were hard done by was completely manufactured ...
If Fagan thinks this is how to win a final then we can write them off now! :P
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4th interstate win of the year and this one in a final in front of a hostile crowd. What's your next whinge, Kane? :wallywink
Umpires :shh
(Like every one else on the AFL FB page :whistle )
Right on cue.
Cornes angered by "extremely poor" finals umpiring following Grimes dive
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2019/09/08/cornes-angered-by-extremely-poor-finals-umpiring-following-grimes-dive/
Serves Hipwood right for trying to act tough instead of the beanpole he is.
Oldest trick in the book. You just never do it when your mate is taking a shot.
Pretty sure this is what happened to Soldo when he got suspended? Only he copped a week too, otherwise same crap - bloke takes and dive and we miss out on a shot.
Cornea can FO anyway what an irrelevant turd burger
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wonder if he throws things around his bedroom pulling that sour little puss of his