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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: tiga on August 11, 2006, 04:50:28 PM
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Just when you thought Hollywood had done every possible scenario on bad things that could happen on a plane, along comes this Gem.
'Snakes on a Plane'! ROFLMFLAOOOOOOOOOOO They are are scraping the bottom of the barrell with this one. It stars...(wait for it) Samuel L Jackson.
He is obviously in the mood for commiting career suicide. A Grade to C Grade in one stuff!
This will probably be one of the worst movies of the year. I can't believe it made it to the big screen. It should have bypassed DVD and gone straight to cable along with all that Hallmark crap.
Here's the plot...On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes. ROFLMFLAOOOOOOOOO :rollin Couldn't he have waited until the plane landed and taken him out with a sniper rifle like any other good assasin would do?? Don't you think a box full of 100's of poisonous snakes would raise suspicion among airport officials.
Do yourself a favour, If you are going to see it I would suggest you treat it as a comedy rather than its published genre of 'Action'.
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Glad Ox left before you posted this :rollin
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Glad Ox left before you posted this :rollin
Don't tell me he's an investor in this soon to be released pile of pooh??
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Glad Ox left before you posted this :rollin
Don't tell me he's an investor in this soon to be released pile of pooh??
No, but he's currently crossing the Pacific on a plane :rollin
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Jackson - "Hey snakes, this party's over!" ;D
Or tiga does he use a jedi mind trick or a modified Ezekiel 25:17 on the snakes
The path of the righteous snake is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil snakes. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost snakes. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Glad Ox left before you posted this :rollin
Don't tell me he's an investor in this soon to be released pile of pooh??
No, but he's currently crossing the Pacific on a plane :rollin
A nice time to fly that route :-\
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Investing in films is usually a bad idea ive heard, im considering whether or not I should buy a share in a filly or colt, any of you guys ever had shares in horses?
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Jackson - "Hey snakes, this party's over!" ;D
It's the bit you left off the end that I always link to him. :-X
They could just use Air Force One and not have to bother with serpents.
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Jackson - "Hey snakes, this party's over!" ;D
It's the bit you left off the end that I always link to him. :-X
How does that "Shack" song go - wash your mouth out :lol
A snake shack.
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ROFLAMOOO boys. Sad, very sad. But by today's action movie standards, maybe not too surprising.
Will keenly await to see if it can sit in the pantheon of other action movie classics like Anaconda, Godzilla, Battlefield Earth, Armageddon, Barb wire, Judge Dread and Waterworld.