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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: tiga on December 03, 2007, 11:42:41 PM

Title: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: tiga on December 03, 2007, 11:42:41 PM
If you had to do a deal with some mythical creature (I would say the devil but that would be a stereotypical typecast) with the reward being
sitting in the front row watching our tigers win a Premiership, what would you offer as the ultimate sacrifice?

Offer up as many sacrifices as you like.....

Me, I would start off with eating a loaf of pubic hair sandwiches.  :chuck Thats probably the worst thing I can think of at this moment.
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: Mr Magic on December 04, 2007, 12:29:01 AM
Watch Collingwood beat us in one first.
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: richmondrules on December 04, 2007, 07:45:56 AM
Watch Collingwood beat us in one first.

Nothing is worth that! I still haven't forgiven Essendon for losing in 1990. I don't care how good a team people say they were or how many premierships they have won since, that one single soft pathetic act has marked them as losers for all eternity!
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: torch on December 04, 2007, 12:28:41 PM
driving the players to the ground ...

cleaning there houses ...

do anything they ask for ...

flick there channels ...

anything !

just bring home the premiership cup !
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: mightytiges on December 04, 2007, 01:02:56 PM
Moving OS and missing it  :P  ;D
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: Struggletown on December 04, 2007, 01:14:10 PM
I'd agree to service Caroline Wilson and her whims for an entire weekend. :help
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: tiga on December 04, 2007, 01:30:29 PM
I'd agree to service Caroline Wilson and her whims for an entire weekend. :help
Struggles that is beyond sacrifice!!  :rollin
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: Mr Magic on December 04, 2007, 01:44:33 PM
Watch Collingwood beat us in one first.

Nothing is worth that! I still haven't forgiven Essendon for losing in 1990.

You wouldn't allow that to happen if it meant you knew you'd win it the next season?

It's a painful thought but I'd do it in a heartbeat if it didn't mean I had to wait another 27 years.
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: Ramps on December 04, 2007, 02:03:54 PM
I'd agree to service Caroline Wilson and her whims for an entire weekend. :help

Right There- thats what you call OER QUALITY!   :lol

Struggle is now a fully fledged member of the OER stupidity group - Welcome to the intelligentsia  ;D
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: richmondrules on December 04, 2007, 03:05:11 PM
Watch Collingwood beat us in one first.

Nothing is worth that! I still haven't forgiven Essendon for losing in 1990.

You wouldn't allow that to happen if it meant you knew you'd win it the next season?

It's a painful thought but I'd do it in a heartbeat if it didn't mean I had to wait another 27 years.

You wouldn't either if your father inlaw was my father inlaw. Lets hope it never comes to that  :D
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: cub on December 04, 2007, 07:07:09 PM
For those that get out, then again for those that don't.
When you step in one of those fresh absolute stink to the poohhouse dog shitz sandwich.

Washed down with (well should I say has anyone seen jackass the movie II) - 'you know the horse one'.

I think I would die an unfulfilled man  :rollin
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: bluey_21 on December 04, 2007, 07:37:10 PM
I'd agree to service Caroline Wilson and her whims for an entire weekend. :help


:thatsgold
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on December 04, 2007, 08:44:06 PM
Have we resorted to this people?
Haven't we been to hell and back since half time of the 1982 Grand Final?
If we can get through the last 25 years and still laugh we don't have to resort to eating pubic hair sangas and servicing the Smelly Sardine herself Caroline Wilson whose father may I say started this rot in the first place. Personally I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole that was insulated 10 times over but anyway that's another thing............

The off field is starting to turn and the vibe around the club and about the club is looking positive so if that is an indicator then on field will turn around very soon also. Now going back to what I would resort to for us to win a flag well I'll hastily take offers if we are less than a goal down at the 31 minute mark of the last quarter of the Grand Final cos I think by by 2015 our 11th Premiership will have been attained.
Keep your promises lads except the losing to Collingwood in the Grannie of course. You won't deal with the Devil himself but Collingwood winning a flag? You may as well have slept with the Devil Mr Magic.
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: Mr Magic on December 04, 2007, 10:51:36 PM
Keep your promises lads except the losing to Collingwood in the Grannie of course. You won't deal with the Devil himself but Collingwood winning a flag? You may as well have slept with the Devil Mr Magic.

Each to their own.
If it was the choice between that and not seeing another one ever I would do it.

Seeing my team lose a grand final sure beats the heck out of servicing Caro! :lol
Title: Re: What extremes would you go to for a Tigers Premiership?
Post by: mightytiges on December 05, 2007, 01:40:14 AM
If most of the draft class of 2004 are part of that flag then make Spud an immortal  :help