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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Moi on November 20, 2008, 10:30:45 PM

Title: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: Moi on November 20, 2008, 10:30:45 PM
Take the name of a MOVIE and replace one of the words with the word PENIS

I'll start :-)

My Big Fat Greek Penis  :rollin
Title: Re: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: Jacosh on November 20, 2008, 11:35:09 PM
four weddings and a penis

or if you can use plural

four penises and a funeral
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Post by: mightytiges on November 21, 2008, 03:50:52 AM
Yep I thought Moi said Venus  :whistle  :help.

A Night to Remember
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Lord of the Rings


Nup... not going near this thread  :help  :-X  :inquisition
Title: Re: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: Moi on November 21, 2008, 04:46:09 AM
Yep I thought Moi said Venus  :whistle  :help.

A Night to Remember
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Lord of the Rings


Nup... not going near this thread  :help  :-X  :inquisition
They're a bit more open minded on Myspace and they're playing it over there.  No-one seems to be offended by the word.

Or just delete the thread, I care the least!

But moving on.

Honey, I Shrank the Penis
Three Men and A Penis
Charlie and the Penis Factory
Title: Re: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: Chuck17 on November 21, 2008, 09:25:17 AM
I cant help myself

Don't tell mum the penis is dead
Catherine Cookson's The Black penis
Legends of the penis
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Post by: cub on November 21, 2008, 09:26:20 AM
Deep penis
Debbie does penis

What about sitcoms

Two and a half penis'

News

A Current penis
penisrise with kochie and Mel

Old shows

Lost in penis
Land of the penis

Cult movies

penishead
attack of the killer penis'

Kids shows

Penis in pajamas
Thomas the tank penis

Horror

Evil penis
Amityville penis
The night of the living penis
The penising - All work and no play makes Jacks a very dull penis

Very amusing


Title: Re: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: cub on November 21, 2008, 09:47:01 AM
Can we do forums too

One-eyed trouser snake - I mean penis
Bigpenis

This is so childish I giggle like a little girl  :rollin
Title: Re: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: Chuck17 on November 21, 2008, 11:18:34 AM
Waiter, there is a penis in my soup
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Post by: Chuck17 on November 21, 2008, 11:42:53 AM
What about live shows

Puppetry of the Penis
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Post by: cub on November 21, 2008, 02:28:20 PM
Australian singles chart top 10

Poker penis           -   Lady penis
Sex on penis         -   Kings of penis
If I were a penis    -   Penisyonce
Running penis       -   Jessica penis ft Flo penis 
So penis               -  Penis (Pink)
Penis somebody     -  Kings of penis
Penisizer               -   Penis Spears
Hot n Penis            - Penis Perry
I hate this penis     - The pussycat penis'
electric penis         -  P E N I S
Title: Re: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: cub on November 21, 2008, 02:33:13 PM
James Bond

Goldpenis
Dr Penis
Peniseye
The spy who loved penis
On her majesty's secret penis
The man with the golden penis
The living penis
The penis is not enough
Penis to kill
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Post by: Hes My Hero on November 21, 2008, 04:45:50 PM
The Year My Penis Broke
Penis Wars
The Neverending Penis
Toy Penis
Saving Private Penis
Penis Stomper
Title: Re: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: Moi on November 21, 2008, 05:52:48 PM
LMAO@everyone  :thumbsup

A song:

Girls Just Wanna Have Penis  :rollin
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Post by: Jacosh on November 22, 2008, 08:55:52 AM
James Bond

Goldpenis
Dr Penis
Peniseye
The spy who loved penis
On her majesty's secret penis
The man with the golden penis
The living penis
The penis is not enough
Penis to kill

No offence intended CUB. But with this and all your other posts, im a little worried your enjoying this just a tad to much
Title: Re: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: cub on November 22, 2008, 06:22:58 PM
James Bond

Goldpenis
Dr Penis
Peniseye
The spy who loved penis
On her majesty's secret penis
The man with the golden penis
The living penis
The penis is not enough
Penis to kill

No offence intended CUB. But with this and all your other posts, im a little worried your enjoying this just a tad to much

Work is really boring dude, doesn't take much to deflect my attention.
No offence taken ........ usernames jacpenis :rollin :thumbsup
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Post by: Jacosh on November 22, 2008, 06:58:22 PM
No offence taken ........ usernames jacpenis :rollin :thumbsup

 :ROTFL  You really are a sick man C U PENIS
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Post by: Chuck17 on November 22, 2008, 09:47:49 PM
This thread has certainly put a smile on my dial

Regards Penis17
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Post by: Jacosh on November 23, 2008, 12:41:58 AM
Star Wars I, The phantom penis - The penis menace
Star Wars II, Attack of the penis - Penis of the clones
Star Wars III, Revenge of the penis - Penis of the sith
Star Wars IV, A new penis
Star Wars V, The penis strikes back - The empire strikes penis
Star Wars VI, Return of the penis - Penis of the Jedi
Title: Re: The Penis movie game :-)
Post by: Chuck17 on November 27, 2008, 09:58:48 AM
Just got sent a joke on the topic

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina
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Post by: Mr Magic on December 07, 2008, 12:24:47 PM
The Penis Chainsaw Massacre
Desperately Seeking Penis
No Penis for Old Men
Full Metal Penis
The Day the Penis Stood Still
Hancock