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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: one-eyed on January 11, 2009, 06:04:24 AM

Title: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: one-eyed on January 11, 2009, 06:04:24 AM
Ben Cousins goes to water
Sunday Herald Sun | Sue Hewitt | January 10, 2009

A RELAXED Ben Cousins hit the town last night toasting his re-born career - with mineral water.

The Tiger recruit is rebuilding his life in Melbourne and spent a lazy late afternoon in Albert Park.

He and three male friends, including a burly looking man, strolled into the Naked Japan restaurant in Victoria Ave at dusk.

Cousins, who was handed an AFL lifeline by Richmond in the pre-season draft, did not shun the stares of strangers and chose to sit outside.

He ordered sushi rolls and teriyaki chicken, washed down with Splitrock natural mineral water.

Wearing designer ripped jeans and a "hoody", Cousins chattered to friends and ate for about an hour.

Insiders said Cousins - who has declared himself drug free - has been to the restaurant several times since his AFL resurrection.

"He usually comes with a few friends and stays for about an hour," a regular restaurant goer said.

After the meal, Cousins left the restaurant with the burly man and strolled down Victoria Ave about 8.30pm.

Cousins has said his rehabilitation is progressing well and he is "coming to terms with the changes in my lifestyle".

But his past came back to haunt when last month he was linked to an accused gangland identity Angelo Venditti, who charged over the contract killing of Paul Kallipolitis in 2002.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24897292-2862,00.html
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: one-eyed on January 11, 2009, 06:06:33 AM
And the Sunday Herald-Sun also has a series of pics  :wallywink

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/gallery/0,22010,5036874-5006020,00.html

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6435091,00.jpg)
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: Stripes on January 11, 2009, 09:50:03 AM
If Couz farts at the moment the media are their with a bottle and pooper scooper just in case! Poor bloke can't breath without a journo taking a sniff to smell what he's been consuming. A lot of pressure for the fellow really...

Stripes
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: 2JD on January 11, 2009, 09:53:42 AM
what about his friend being known as "burlyman" from now on lol
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: tiga on January 11, 2009, 10:11:08 AM
What a ridiculous story. Where do they get these Journo's from?

This article was proudly sponsored by Split Rock Mineral water and Naked Japan Restaurant.  :lol

Love this quote..."He usually comes with a few friends and stays for about an hour," a regular restaurant goer said.

Ahhhh...don't 90% of the worlds population usually do this when going to lunch at a restaurant??  :wallywink
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: Moi on January 11, 2009, 10:51:38 AM
I bet he carries that water bottle everywhere  ;)
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: Ox on January 11, 2009, 12:23:01 PM
How do these sh itmen sleep at night... :sleep
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: Go Richo 12 on January 11, 2009, 12:37:36 PM
How do these sh itmen sleep at night... :sleep
They sleep easily at night! You would too if you were born with no conscience :whistle
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: richmondrules on January 11, 2009, 01:09:18 PM
It's all in the public interest. We have a right to know!!

Don't think there's a drug test for mineral water yet. Scandal! Somebody had better inform the AFL that Cuz eats sushi.

Next news conference he gives he'd better be prepared for the hard questions. "Ben, is it true you are friends with the burly man?"
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: mightytiges on January 12, 2009, 04:50:44 AM
Tomorrow's breaking news: Cousins breathes air!



Btw the burly bloke might be Cuz's bodyguard.




Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: wayne on January 12, 2009, 08:47:37 AM
Don't think there's a drug test for mineral water yet. Scandal! Somebody had better inform the AFL that Cuz eats sushi.

I want to know what minerals are in that water!!
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: Ox on January 12, 2009, 10:41:28 AM
How do these sh itmen sleep at night... :sleep
They sleep easily at night! You would too if you were born with no conscience :whistle

ok then,how do they get laid ?
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: Chuck17 on January 12, 2009, 11:52:55 AM
ok then,how do they get laid ?

From the money they get for their crap articles  ;D
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: DallasCrane on January 13, 2009, 01:52:47 PM
I believe that A Current Affair will tonight reveal that Ben Cousins had a fly in his soup and may not eat at that restaurant again.
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: richmondrules on January 13, 2009, 02:24:22 PM
I believe that A Current Affair will tonight reveal that Ben Cousins had a fly in his soup and may not eat at that restaurant again.

Does the AFL know that Cuz has been seen eating flies? Was the Burly Man there? These are important questions people! They must be answered! We have a right to know!!!!
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: wayne on January 13, 2009, 03:17:53 PM
I believe that A Current Affair will tonight reveal that Ben Cousins had a fly in his soup and may not eat at that restaurant again.

Watch for that restaurants business to triple with everybody wanting fly soup.
Title: Re: Cuz seen drinking mineral water - hold the frontpage lol
Post by: Francois Jackson on January 13, 2009, 08:38:04 PM
latest breaking news is cuz was seen with MOI sipping up on a few soy Latte'e down greville street.

FFS who gives a flying stuff.

these journo's make me sick.