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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: mightytiges on January 24, 2005, 04:43:27 AM
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Much maligned but do you think Terry can make something of Pettifer?
One thing Kayne can do well if not better than any of his teammates is at the kick-ins and his form towards the end of last year off the HB line wasn't too bad.
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MT here is one of my old Parodies about a certain player. Unfortunately I think this parody may end up being a prophecy at the end of this season. :rollin
T1GER BOI (To the tune of Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi)
He was a boy, with blonde shiny curls
Could he be anymore obvious?
kicks like a drunk, should take up ballet
What more can I say?
Been here 3 years, as if you could tell
my 3 legged dog can play just as well.
And all of my friends think he is a skirt
cause he always looks like he's allergic to dirt.
He was a Tiger boy, they said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for them
Always kicked out of bounds on various football grounds
He needed to reasess what he's worth.
Now he's on Drugs, His hair full of bugs
His home is a cardboard house
on the street
We turn on tv
Guess who we see
Tiger boy scalping at MCG.
Along come the cops, to take him away
They say there's that bloke who couldn't play.
He craps his pants and runs through the crowd
and they all watch as his pants turn brown.
He was a Tiger boy, they said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for them
Always kicked out of bounds on various football grounds
He needed to reasess what he's worth.
sorry boy but you are crap
Now head the same way as Justin Plapp
you really are such a big dud
so go off and farm the fields with Spud
too bad that you couldn't see
that tackling hard is mean't to be
someone threw a cold meat pie
And hit him right between the eyes
He thinks he's a boy, they say He's a girl
could it be anymore obvious?
Now he's in jail, haven't you heard
How he rocks all the in-mates world
He was a Tiger boy, they said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for them
Always kicked out of bounds on various football grounds
He needed to reasess what he's worth.
Lyrics by Tiga
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I think Pettifer may be our biggest improver MT. I also thought Plapp would be good. 8)
Kayne was an absolute star at elite U/18 level and rightly an early draft pick. He has bulked up considerably in the past 2 years, so I'm hoping a bit of confidence and a non-confusing game plan will help bring the skills he possesses to the fore.
Just to qualify, I think Raines will take the biggest step up.
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Well, lets face it.
Pettifer has to step up with Rodan and Tivva as well.
He did pretty well in the Wizz Fizz last year, but did nothing the rest of the season.
I hope all he has needed is a good kick and given some time to own a position
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I think Pettifer will be in footy's equivalent to god's waiting room next year.
I think he has had his chance to impress and now there's kids who will get a game before him iMO.
Same with Rory, i'd put in the category of filling in until next season's list culling.
Kane can look good in patches, but has never sustained any sort of form - maybe that's not his fault entirely (Spud grrr!) I can't see much from him next year - but always luv it when they prove me wrong!
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That's pathetic tiga.
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Thanks Ox for your honest appraisal. It's people like you who spur me on to greater heights and prevent me from becoming complacent! I think my next parody will be titled 'Love Story: An ode to Ox'
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Youre a harsh man Ox - thought it was pretty good.
On Pettifer - the kid doesn't have it IMO.
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Thanks Ox for your honest appraisal. It's people like you who spur me on to greater heights and prevent me from becoming complacent! I think my next parody will be titled 'Love Story: An ode to Ox'
Cant wait.
I have a good memory!!!
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Thanks Ox for your honest appraisal. It's people like you who spur me on to greater heights and prevent me from becoming complacent! I think my next parody will be titled 'Love Story: An ode to Ox'
Cant wait.
I have a good memory!!!
????????????????? What are you on about??
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LMAO @Selective memory.
No problems tiga,just forget about it
and we'll move on.
Happy posting.
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Fight!! Fight!! Fight!!
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Strange thread to talk about fighting, seeing as Kayne's probably one of our most limp wristed.
We need something to fire us up so go for it boys lol
Wonder where LondonTiger is so we can lay some bets lol
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Fight!! Fight!! Fight!!
funny idiot :rollin
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We can only hope FF. So far Pettifer's career has mimics Plapp's. Great debut and done stuff all since :-\. Agree with Moi about Kayne being in footy's equivalent of purgatory lol. If he can't do something under Wallace then it's ciao-time at the end of the year.
Been here 3 years, as if you could tell
my 3 legged dog can play just as well.
LOL tiga. You don't get some of your material from comments shouted out from the members' wing by any chance do you ;D.
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Strange thread to talk about fighting, seeing as Kayne's probably one of our most limp wristed.
We need something to fire us up so go for it boys lol
Wonder where LondonTiger is so we can lay some bets lol
Ox - evens - as he must have been one of those "wrong side of the railway track kids", knew how to bust into VFL park when it had a stand.
Bit like a Henderson kid. ;D
Tiga - 11/10 - Maybe has a gypsy like heritage. Seems to know how to belt out a tune. Or is he a Pikey - Irish - skinhead - oops thats me
Gee I give worse odds than the bookies........
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To hard to pick a winner for mine!!
Think i will keep my money.
On Pettifer, i think he will be a key player in our newly formed backline. He played extremely good footy down back for us this season and only went back to his ordinary form when moved forward.
I think he will play 16-22 games this season.
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Nah, I'm not interested in figting Ox. I'm a lover not a fighter, besides I prefer a more even contest. With all the excess baggage he appears to be carrying I would be figting well above my weight division. ;)
All I'll say is this...He aint heavy, He's my brother. :P
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To the tune of Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi
Who or what is Avril Lavigne :-\ ;D
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ROFLFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@Ox and Tiga.
ROFLFMAOOOOOOO@skata boi. It Mean's schit boi in Greek. Very appropriate. Most likely gone by seasons's end. May eeck out another year.
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LMAO @Ox Henderson.