One-Eyed Richmond Forum
Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: froars on May 27, 2004, 07:45:32 AM
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Okay folks, using cosmetic surgery et al as a guide, what do think we need to do to get this club looking hot lol.
First of all, I reckon we need some laser surgery to get some 20/20 vision for the future. Maybe we can use on Clinton Casey who seems to be blindly fumbling his way from one crisis to another.
A couple of enormous boob jobs to drag in some new major sponsors
A couple of botox fund injections wouldn’t go astray.
And liposuction to get rid of some “stickfat” coaching staff who haven’t got a clue.
It’s your body … err, club, what do you reckon?
;D
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A simple yet effective weights and CV program would do wonders.
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An ultra-extreme make-over.............
We find and recruit young guys who can kick to position, take a contested mark, run faster than a lame mule, actually are tougher than tinkerbell, and dont hold their club to ransom.
Too extreme?????