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Title: S is for .......................
Post by: WilliamPowell on June 07, 2004, 12:53:38 PM
Memo to Tigers: S is for seizing your chances
07 June 2004   Herald Sun
Scott Gullan


AS DANNY Frawley likes to do, we're going back to basics in analysing the Kangaroos pumping of Richmond.
Let's start by playing a letter game. For this exercise we'll settle for the letter `S'.

STUPID: Jay Schulz. The Tigers youngster has shown in his brief career that he has a penchant for the hanger. He took another good one on Saturday night but it was another attempt in the third quarter that summed up the way Richmond went about the game.

From the kick-in Schulz took an ambitious leap that was never a realistic marking attempt and conceded a free. The Roos quickly sent the ball forward where Corey McKernan marked and goaled to put the game beyond the Tigers' reach.

Ray Hall, and to a lesser degree Nathan Brown, deserve a mention in this category for their mix-up early in the third term with the Tigers up by eight points and in control.

For some reason Hall, who had marked at 55m and is also a fairly decent kick, decided to handball to Brown who had sprinted around him. The ball missed its target, the Roos took it forward for an easy Brent Harvey goal and that was the ball game.

SELFISH: Joel Bowden has been called this a few times and in the last quarter his body language was again disgraceful. After an attempt at centring the ball from the wing was intercepted, Bowden stood and watched, shrugged his shoulders and then jogged off.

SELFLESS: Drew Petrie is the Roos gun forward but in the second half he sacrificed his own game in the most significant move of the game.

Roos coach Dean Laidley sent Petrie to play a kick behind the play in the backline which forced his opponent Darren Gaspar to follow. The result was a clogged Tigers forward half and plenty of space in the Roos' 50m.

SAVERIO: Big Sav Rocca turned back the clock and surprised even his coach with a match-winning eight goals.

STUNNING: Daniel Wells' second half through the midfield was awesome. Throw in the toughness and hardness of Daniel Harris and it is a pretty lethal onball division.

SAVED: The Kangas were thinking if they had lost their season was shot. With five wins and games against Geelong and West Coast (Canberra) before the break there is a spring back in the step.

SUB-STANDARD: Richmond's second half. After 10 minutes of the third term the Tigers led by eight points, 53 minutes later they trailed by 74. Seventeen goals to five is embarrassing.

SACK: Corey McKernan was staring at it at halftime before winding back the clock in the second half to save himself.

Half the Richmond list will be getting it in a few months time while, as for Danny, we'll use another of his favourite cliches – the writing is on the wall.


http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/footy/common/story_page/0,8033,9765348%255E19771,00.html
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Ox on June 07, 2004, 01:08:17 PM

Sis for Sombre,Sad and SACK !!!

The writing really is on the wall.

(http://www.angelfire.com/creep/dannyfrawley/images/SACKFRAWLEY.gif)
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: froars on June 07, 2004, 01:12:32 PM
S is for soft
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: WilliamPowell on June 07, 2004, 01:16:23 PM
S is for shocker, shocking and schalacking

and I don't give a Stuff which seems to be the atitude of so many of our players
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Ox on June 07, 2004, 01:21:19 PM
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SELFISH: Joel Bowden has been called this a few times and in the last quarter his body language was again disgraceful. After an attempt at centring the ball from the wing was intercepted, Bowden stood and watched, shrugged his shoulders and then jogged off.

This has been going on for years.

S is also for Squalor and Squibs.
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: WilliamPowell on June 07, 2004, 01:24:11 PM
Isn't it funny how we have been saying it for years and the media are only noticing it now ...
 ::) ::) :P
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Ox on June 07, 2004, 01:26:48 PM
Well WP,
I put that down to OER only being in it's infancy. ;)

Now the media has an intelligent Richmond data base to
concur with i expect things to change for the best. ;D
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: wrennyboy on June 07, 2004, 01:29:13 PM
S is for Schultzys Screamers

There becomnig a bit of a habbit now which is good. Good to see the young bloke havin a crack.
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: mightytiges on June 07, 2004, 02:02:00 PM
S is for short-sighted solutions  :-\
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Puntroadroar on June 07, 2004, 04:24:10 PM
and the most obvious one is


S is for S#$t


Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Jackstar on June 07, 2004, 09:01:27 PM
S is for sick ! RFC is extremely SICK
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: froars on June 07, 2004, 09:23:56 PM
S = suffering  :(
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: JohnF on June 07, 2004, 10:02:54 PM
S is for sodomised, which is what we get every weekend.

S is for sadomasochistic, which is what you have to be to follow the Tigers

S is for Salvation Army, which is what we will turn into when we rattle the tins 
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: 2JD on June 08, 2004, 12:19:22 PM
S is for See I told ya :P
Lol @ JohnF's train of thought, lucky you made up a little by popping the Salvos in there  ;D
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Puntroadroar on June 08, 2004, 12:24:00 PM
S is for Sleazy Richmond supporters

LOL
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Ox on June 08, 2004, 12:30:53 PM
Rooooolloooooiiin JohnF.

S is for Shalom, as in good-bye.
Shalom Danny.

S is also for Schmuck.
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: WilliamPowell on June 08, 2004, 12:47:23 PM
S is for Sense - a word that is commonly associated with common - giving us the term common sense - something I seem to be lacking seeing I follow the Tigers

S is also for Sanity - something that is slowly being taken from me week after week when I attend Richmond footy matches

Finally S is for Speech. Which when the word "less" is added to it gives you SPEECHLESS which is sad but common afflication I suffer from after most games these days
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: 2JD on June 08, 2004, 01:03:34 PM
lol WP maybe we should book out the corner of the social club. A bunch of common, insane people not saying anything lol
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: WilliamPowell on June 08, 2004, 01:08:00 PM
lol WP maybe we should book out the corner of the social club. A bunch of common, insane people not saying anything lol

I reckon you made in onto something 2JD.

S is for Social Club - a place where sad, suffering, speechless, senseless, no longer sane people hang out sipping stollies
 ;D
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: JohnF on June 08, 2004, 04:28:38 PM
roflmfaooooooo@Schmuck @ Shalom

S is for sorority boys
S is for soporific performances
S is for soggy bottoms
S is for sceptical supporters
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Rodgerramjet on June 08, 2004, 05:29:20 PM
S is for Sack
S is for Spud

SS is for Sack Spud
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Harry on June 08, 2004, 05:55:53 PM
S is for Slug.
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Ox on June 08, 2004, 06:04:39 PM
......or slag.
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: 2JD on June 09, 2004, 08:47:05 AM
LMFAO!!! soggy bottoms???????????????
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Puntroadroar on June 09, 2004, 06:05:38 PM
S is for Silly Zantuck or Stupid Zantuck
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Ox on June 09, 2004, 06:12:12 PM
S is also for  "Shitman"
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: JohnF on June 09, 2004, 06:14:32 PM
LMFAO!!! soggy bottoms???????????????

lmfaooooo, use your imagination  :D :o
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Ox on June 09, 2004, 06:16:49 PM
LMFAO!!! soggy bottoms???????????????

lmfaooooo, use your imagination  :D :o

probably better off using your husbands imagination lovey.
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: JohnF on June 09, 2004, 08:19:21 PM
lmfaooooo Ox.

S is for

seedy, sordid, sacrilegeous, subscribers to OER

Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: julzqld on June 10, 2004, 07:42:25 AM
I'm having trouble thinking of "s" words :-\  Maybe I'm slow ;D
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: froars on June 10, 2004, 11:59:47 AM
Maybe "senile" julz lol
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Fwoy on June 10, 2004, 12:19:10 PM
S is for Sayonara (Sp?) ...in reference to our Forsaken Bretheren and their plan to lure the largley untapped Asian Demographic  ;D 

S is for Soup Nazi - Where soup represents succuess in the AFL, for Richmond it is "NO SOUP FOR YOU!! Come back...10 YEARS!!!"

S is for Small Mercies - Working in Hawthorn when they are performing worse than us  ;)

S is for Simple - Danny Frawley's middle name

S is for Stuffed - Our finances

Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Struggletown on June 10, 2004, 12:35:44 PM
Sundays Suffering drowning Sorrows by Sucking potS of Superb BeerS
JackStar BulluSS Fwoy and moi are Starters So far.....
12 30 onward at the london tavern cnr lennox and Richmond tce.

Hope to See Some poSterS there
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Tiger Spirit on June 10, 2004, 01:11:16 PM
Sufferin' suckertash. ;D
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: froars on June 10, 2004, 01:13:29 PM
Saviour = Sheeds
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Ox on June 10, 2004, 03:12:43 PM
Steinberg and Shapiro.

The accounting firm we should have doing the clubs accounts.
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: mightytiges on August 03, 2004, 04:32:12 PM
S is for....

Soon to have Wallace 

Soon to have Hodge

 ;D
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: WilliamPowell on August 03, 2004, 05:08:15 PM
S is for.....

Seldom - good news stories about the Tigers are seldom found  :thumbsup

S is for Sauce .... this is the right thread :cheers
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: mightytiges on August 03, 2004, 05:13:19 PM
S is for Sauce .... this is the right thread :cheers

(http://www.stuartalexander.com.au/upload/rosella/IMG1_20040116_0937.jpg)

My sauces :lol  :lol  :lol  :thumbsup
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Tiger Spirit on August 03, 2004, 05:29:35 PM
S is for sauces, which tell us that Wallace is a done deal (hope we're on the right sauce).  :rollin :thumbsup
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: Jackstar on August 03, 2004, 08:18:45 PM
Your are on the right sauce!
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: WilliamPowell on August 03, 2004, 10:11:46 PM
Your are on the right sauce!

S is for.............

Super, Sensational Sauce  :thumbsup
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: mightytiges on August 04, 2004, 01:36:57 AM
Your are on the right sauce!

I like this sauce very much  :cheers
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: om21 on August 04, 2004, 10:27:08 AM
S is for Sticking Fat......
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: mightytiges on August 05, 2004, 02:07:13 AM
S is for Stability  :sleep
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: julzqld on August 05, 2004, 07:43:47 AM
Slander - what Patrick Smith does every time he mentions Richmond in his column.
Self-belief and self-esteem - what our players need rather than self-destruct
Shrink - what we all need to see for barracking for such a team
Spectacular - Richo when he's on song

Apologies if I have repeated some that has already been said.


Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: froars on August 05, 2004, 07:54:56 AM
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Sorry Guest, you are banned from using this forum!

S is for Sorry lol

 :banghead
Title: Re: S is for .......................
Post by: om21 on August 05, 2004, 10:03:51 AM
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Sorry Guest, you are banned from using this forum!

S is for Sorry lol

 :banghead

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH