Melbourne are like North Melbourne - IRRELEVANT! Neither club stand for anything North are Gypsies of the AFL and Melbourne doesnt stand for anything, what is Melbourne, Melbourne is the name of a city- Big deal. Melbourne is made up of suburbs like Carlton, Collingwood, Essendon and Richmond - therefore rendering "Melbourne" in a football context IRRELEVANT! The suburbs have their representation thats why Melbourne is not needed. If they had any brains theyd change there club name to represent Berwick and Cranbourne areas and get a future but they are too thick to do that. There supporters are pee poor bunch of range rover driving, snow skiing yuppies. They have no place in the AFL - Im not surprised that Scully wants to leave them. Scully will leave and then Trengove will leave and itll be all she wrote for the snow skiing yuppies from nowhere.