One-Eyed Richmond Forum
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: froars on January 11, 2005, 02:00:19 PM
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Feel free to add more lol - very boring day at the office today lol
TODAYS SURVIVAL TIP
Next time you are too drunk to drive,
Walk to the nearest pizza shop,
Place an order,
And when they go to deliver it,
Catch a ride home with them.
;D
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SURVIVAL TIP 2
If you catch packed trains in peak hour and don't think you can squeeze in, knock on the driver's cab and ask if you can ride in the front. They're not meant to let you do it but some do. While everyone else is crammed in like sardines (especially on a hot day like today) you can sit in a comfy chair with A/C, stretch out and get a great view while having a chat. You can also look through the tiny one-way window into the carriage and laugh lol ;).
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MT, That's a classic! I can just imagine you sitting at the front with a smug look on your face! roflmaoo :rollin
My survival tips
Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
Also as a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. ;D ;D
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!. PMS stands for Permissible Man slaughter. It also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
2. ‘Oh nothing’ has an entirely different meaning in women-language then in man-language.
3. All women are overweight by definition – don’t agree with them about it.
4. Women DO NOT want an honest answer to the question – How do I look?
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!. PMS stands for Permissible Man slaughter. It also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
2. ‘Oh nothing’ has an entirely different meaning in women-language then in man-language.
3. All women are overweight by definition – don’t agree with them about it.
4. Women DO NOT want an honest answer to the question – How do I look?
No, darling...
you have a teeny weeny;
itsy bitsy arse..in that...!
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The front of the train thing works.
Did it to the way to the races a few years ago, there and back
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Hey Barx, it works both ways sweetie lol
My dear, you've got a big ... err personality lol :rollin
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Never eat anything bigger than your head.