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Title: Missing Person
Post by: The Big Richo on January 08, 2012, 12:43:53 PM
It has been quite some time since we heard from 'Davey' and we are growing increasingly concerned about his safety.

He is 4"9, 163kg and has a head like a dropped pie.

His last reported movement was to head overseas in search of some 'ladyboys' for social interaction.

Davey has a history of volatile behaviour and has been known to assume many different identities.

If sighted he should not be approached but rather contact the local animal control officers who will arrange capture.
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: The Big Richo on January 08, 2012, 01:23:49 PM
Bump

Every minute is precious in this search.
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: tiga on January 08, 2012, 01:39:34 PM
All I can say is I hope he is registered with the Salvo's for regular home visits. Don't want him turning to cheese on the neighbours.
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Coach on January 08, 2012, 01:47:31 PM
He posts as RichardMEL on another website if you really want to find him. if not, close the thread
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: The Big Richo on January 08, 2012, 02:09:53 PM
Your informaton is false and distasteful.

You have no authority on this site so do not tell us what to do.
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: tiga on January 08, 2012, 02:23:39 PM
I suspect that this "Coach" character may have Davey locked in his basement to satisfy him with moments of mutual appreciation. 
I tried to get a search warrant but unfortunately no judge would sign it.

So here is my public appeal..." Davey, if you are reading this....talc works wonders on chafing." Okay Lads, Lets go get a crepe. 
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 08, 2012, 06:46:20 PM
Your informaton is false and distasteful.

You have no authority on this site so do not tell us what to do.

In addition to this, I'd like to put on the public record that Coach failed his application for 'Working with Children' in November 2011.

The guy is of dubious character to say the least. He is suspected of being a key player in the asian melamine infant formula market. He also has an annusa piedi fetish.

Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: The Big Richo on January 08, 2012, 06:59:22 PM
Hmmmm, troubling to say the least.
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Penelope on January 08, 2012, 07:52:15 PM
stop picking on bubby.
sure he wrapped his cat,his mum and his uncle in glad wrap, but he's got out and experienced the world since then...,... because of that actually.
it's not his fault how his mum treated for for the first 30 odd years of his life. He's still learning the way of the world.
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 08, 2012, 08:11:26 PM
It has been quite some time since we heard from 'Davey' and we are growing increasingly concerned about his safety.

He is 4"9, 163kg and has a head like a dropped pie.

His last reported movement was to head overseas in search of some 'ladyboys' for social interaction.

Davey has a history of volatile behaviour and has been known to assume many different identities.



Case closed? If so, this is a new low....oh dear

http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/crimes/273852/man-busted-for-giving-sex-massage-in-car



Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: The Big Richo on January 08, 2012, 08:19:07 PM
He badly needs our help.
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Penelope on January 08, 2012, 08:23:56 PM
He badly needs our help.

you're just angling for a piece of that massage action.  ::)
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 08, 2012, 09:26:31 PM
We don't care what he's done, we love him very much. We just need to know he's ok   :'(
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: gerkin greg on January 08, 2012, 09:29:10 PM
Must be school holidays  ::)
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: tiga on January 08, 2012, 10:02:42 PM
Well there was this one time at band camp....
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 09, 2012, 12:15:11 AM
Well there was this one time at band camp....

For those that didnt know Davey, the relevance of Tiga's comment is that Big Uncle Bopper was a wizard on the bone flute. No joke. Once he started up his magic on that thing, you'd swear your cochlears had been graced by god himself. He also was handy on the ol' skin trombone.

Ahhhhhhhh turd..........I miss him.
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 12, 2012, 07:20:35 PM
Bump. Anyone have news?
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: The Big Richo on January 12, 2012, 07:38:48 PM
Sadly, yes. It seems he has headed to South Aus.

Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: gerkin greg on January 12, 2012, 09:10:44 PM
No that was definitely me
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 12, 2012, 09:23:36 PM
Oh my stars!  :o
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Loui Tufga on January 12, 2012, 11:32:12 PM
What's going on here??
Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by: Loui Tufga on January 13, 2012, 12:03:45 AM
And to think what that sico has been up to in the Tasmanian wilderness all these years :shh :shh