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Title: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 13, 2012, 11:21:06 PM

This is gaining momentum on the interwebs, so I only thought it would be fair for OER's site to follow suit.

I can't believe chicks think this bird is so glamorous. She's clearly a pig, pushing it to a horse.

Title: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: gerkin greg on January 13, 2012, 11:43:49 PM

Welcome to 2006 with Dubstep Dookie

FYI Matthew Broderick is the fluffer

Title: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: dwaino on January 14, 2012, 12:29:11 AM

Holy 5 years ago Batman. A SJP horse joke hasn't been seen from 4chan to Memebase since the 'before time.'

I still think its cruel to make a show about a horse that tries to have cheap flings with men who aren't jockeys.

Title: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 14, 2012, 05:22:03 AM

I know I know, but i had to try to justify the thread some how......

Title: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: FNM on January 14, 2012, 06:55:25 AM

A friend of mine owns a cafe in St Kilda which SJP frequented a lot while she was here.
Said she was very nice.
From her looks point of view, I'd have her figure any day lol
Face?  Not a classic beauty, but she's got something different.
She's got style and that counts

Title: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: gerkin greg on January 14, 2012, 08:04:53 AM

She's got something different? You mean like hooves?

(http://www.lolglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/isthis-a-horse-or-sarah-jessica-parker.jpg)

Title: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: Penelope on January 14, 2012, 10:00:25 AM

god, you city slickers need to broaden you views on beauty.

Title: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 14, 2012, 10:28:11 AM

Quote from: FNM on January 14, 2012, 06:55:25 AM

Face?  Not a classic beauty, but she's got something different.

I'll start the list:-

Bad skin
Thermometre shaped nose
Long cheekbones
Man jaw
Leno chin
Tiny eyes (I think they exist but I'm not sure)
A blind pimple
Thick makeup
No gums
Thin lips
Canyon wrinkles
Crayon eyebrows

Title: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: Penelope on January 14, 2012, 10:31:58 AM

so, what are the bad points?

Title: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse
Post by: Mr Magic on January 14, 2012, 11:56:10 AM

Yep she looks horsey but she's rich as hell and married Ferris Bueller. ;D