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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Coach on March 30, 2013, 11:19:34 PM
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Describe people you have come across in life you really didn't like. Could be someone who stole your missus/man, was rude to you at the shop or maybe even someone who threw beer in your face. I'll kick us off...
Had to use public transport once last year when my sister needed to borrow my car :help I feel for anyone who catches a bus to work. This bus ride was close to an hour (the morning one). The driver was an absolute wank, a hideous excuse for a person. I hop on the bus and ask how much to go into town. The prick groans, shakes his head and says "10 dollars" with the dirtiest look on his face. Coach hands him a tenner and walks off in disgust at the disrespect shown towards him. It was a hot morning and the bus filled up quickly, eventually it was standing room only for some poor bastards. Just a horrible experience made worse by a miserable tosser driving the bus. Kids were also loud. This experience cost me a stuffing tenner.
Share your stories
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Andy d and what he is doing to great game.
Turd of the highest order.
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Greeks in Greece
Italians in any country in Europe
Not all of them but a small minority think they rule the world the way they crap on when travelling abroad
also Aussies who are born and bred here yet drape themselves in other national flags when they win a sports match.
lastly people who hate all things Australia, the culture, people and place yet still live here.
Wish they would leave
That is all
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This bloke that used to slag off any band I played in, except when I joined one that he already loved and he ended up liking one he never knew I was in. Used to advertise some of our stuff so people thought he was a top bloke, get people into his label's online store and stuff, but was never interested in stocking anything of ours. Glad to see his label has gone bust recently.
Also can't stand prick gig organisers that promise a bar tab and a cut of the door takings, then at the end deny both because they reckon they had to spend it on security and sound techs.
Then there are general groups of people:
Pseudo-intellectuals: also can't stand know it alls.
Goths: one of the worst trends ever. Used to play in a lot of metal bands so always had to associate at certain stages with these miserable pieces of trash. For the record, none are hard done by, and none are from poor backgrounds. 90% are also pseudo-intellectuals.
Hipsters: mostly pseudo-intellectuals. Also douche bags because they think if you're not familiar with the obscure tripe they crap on about then you're not even fit to carry their bags. All of them also deny being hipsters and reckon they dislike them too. This is because they actually do in fact think their deep and intelligent.
Extroverts: get a hobby you knob heads. Stop moaning on stuff that you aren't going out on the weekend.
Chronic complainers: bugger off. I'm not interested in your negativity. Get a hobby and stop complaining. It's not healthy to be negative all the time.
Current generation of video gamers: always trying to talk to me about 'old school games' and how they grew up with better games. Bugger off you did. I was raging at games like Catacomb, Battletoads, and even Sonic before you were swimming laps in your dads nuts. This also applies to anyone who says they've been playing Call of Duty since the start but they're actually only referring to the first Modern Warfare. News flash, there were 2 PC CoDs and one expansion, and one console CoD prior to that. Trend whores. This too applies to anyone who only owns a Wii and says they're a gamer.
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Describe people you have come across in life you really didn't like. Could be someone who stole your missus/man, was rude to you at the shop or maybe even someone who threw beer in your face. I'll kick us off...
There was this bloke I was mates with when we were teens in the late 70s/early 80s. He wanted to be a TV cameraman, but failed his HSC, was turned down by all the networks, and ended up working in a toy store, and hating it. I was going out with a girl who was doing acting workshops run by an ex-TV film director, and asked her to mention my mate to this bloke who was well-connected in the industry. The director took on my mate as an apprentice and taught him the trade, and my great mate returned the favour I did him by stealing my girl. Far from being conflicted, or even sorry about it, he acted like he'd won some contest between us, and she was the prize. Eventually we buried the hatchet after they broke up, and lived together in a number of inner-city share houses throughout the 80s, including a band house (for a band that went nowhere). But once I had outlived my usefulness, he turned the other people in the house against me, and I was forced to go snivelling back to my parents' house with my tail between my legs, and start again from scratch. I haven't spoken to most of the old crowd (who I thought would be lifelong mates) in 15 years.These days he's had a fairly successful career in the TV and film industry, working on such things as "Kenny" and "Bondi Vet". Sometimes I wish I could go back in the old Delorian to the 80s and neglect to throw him the bone that kick-started it all for him. We'd see if he was so smug if he was still screwing together tricycles in a stock room in Toyworld Camberwell. What a bastard, wouldn't you agree eh?
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That sucks RR
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Yes, seems like a bit of a wanker that bloke.
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Yeah, thanks Chuck 17 and Coach. He is indeed a real wanker!
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When you're driving and theres a red light and you get that little bit excited you get to stop at the front of the line until some douche changes lanes just to be at the front. Pet hate of mine
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What happened to my post?
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What happened to my post?
Forum has gone prudish in recent times so you must have written something that was quite humerous and or barely offensive.
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What happened to my post?
Forum has gone prudish in recent times so you must have written something that was quite humerous and or barely offensive.
Be thankful you didnt get a stint on the sidelines TBR
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:police:
people that are too effing lazy to walk 20 m to put their shopping trolley in the rack. i am sweating on the day i can pull into a shopping center carpark and smash a trolley someone has just dumped into their car.
it would be real sweet if it was the knob rolls posted about.....
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Hope its a carlton supporter Al
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it would be real sweet if it was the knob rolls posted about.....
Just another point on this bloke: When we all grew up in the same neighbourhood, there was a third kid who used to hang around with us all the time. Whenever he wasn't there for whatever reason my "mate" would take me aside and say; "don't tell him I told you this, but so-and-so has been talking about you behind your back". Then he would run off a litany of things this guy was supposed to have said. Then, whenever I wasn't there, he would do the same thing with the other bloke just to build up the resentment between us. Inevitably one day we caught him out, but he just laughed it off. I guess I should have realized then the sort of bloke he was. The thing is, they are still friends to this day, but the other bloke wont even speak to me.
A bit of footy-related trivia: Chris and Brad Scott also lived in our street, but they were only 6 years old at the time. Another famous neighbour was North Melbourne rover Graham Melrose, who used to play cricket with us in the local park. The other two dudes became North supporters because of Melrose, but I was a Tiger through and through.
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What happened to my post?
Suggest seeing you haven't been around lately that you catch up on a few things and read this:
http://oneeyed-richmond.com/forum/index.php?topic=17325.0
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When you're driving and theres a red light and you get that little bit excited you get to stop at the front of the line until some douche changes lanes just to be at the front. Pet hate of mine
And then proceed to be the slowest of the 2/3 or 4 lanes wtf :banghead
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No arbitrary group other than: Psychopaths/Sociopaths and/or those with Narcissistic disorders. That can actually be a large minority, depending on the Industry you are in. I'm looking at you Real Estate wankers >:(
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that just about covers 75% of the population Ruanaidh
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that just about covers 75% of the population Ruanaidh
Sadly........ you are correct. BTW did you know that they have traced a gene that is common in many Psychopaths that can be traced back to the Mongolian Hordes. It makes sense as psychopathic traits would have been naturally selected into that environment.....There is one Turkic Race (Ashkenazi) that is Mongol derived that has spread throughout Russia and Europe and now to the Mid-East. They claim to be Semitic but they are not. This does not mean they are all psycopaths but it does mean that the Race, as a gene pool, has a higher predilection than the mean.
I'm waffling now but here is an interesting anecdote: An imminent Psychologist and Sociologist noticed that the various North American Tribes had cultures virtually devoid of destructive psycho-pathologies. When an Elder was asked why this is so he replied: "We make them walk on the Ice".
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Have they done any tracing to Germany 1939-45 they might find a few there too.
Interesting Ruanaidh I had no idea about the mongolians .makes sense though..wonder why when we were kids playing war games we never pretended to be mongolian hordes?
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Have they done any tracing to Germany 1939-45 they might find a few there too.
Interesting Ruanaidh I had no idea about the mongolians .makes sense though..wonder why when we were kids playing war games we never pretended to be mongolian hordes?
The group I was referring to declared War on Germany in 1933.....look it up. They (World Zionist Organisation) also reaffirmed this fact in 1939 stating that they will fight with the Allies.
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- Groups of people with prams who decide to congregate at the top or the bottom of escalators.
- People who crawl along 20 km/h under the speed limit on single lane double line roads and when the lights change to red, they are the only ones who make the through.
- Being stuck behind people who merge onto 110 km/h freeways at 40 km/h. This is usually the guy who just made it through the lights in my last gripe.
- Wankers with expensive cars who take up two parking spaces so their car won't get scratched.
- Name droppers & status whores
- reporters on current affairs programs
- Anyone who has appeared on Big Brother
- Another vote for Hipsters. Can't stand their skinny bodies in their skinny pants with their skinny haircuts, sipping skinny latte's whilst smoking skinny herbal cigarettes
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Tiga when i was growing up hipsters were generally hippies.is that who you are refering to?
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Tiga when i was growing up hipsters were generally hippies.is that who you are refering to?
Not quite.
Hipster: a flog who thinks they're obscure, intelligent, pretends to be into things like poetry, the arts etc. Usually hold socialist beliefs, uni students and/or unemployed, donate $2 annually to environmental charities and dress like a homeless person. Will often no longer like something once it becomes too popular.
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the fifth word you wrote was flog..that will suffice ,no need to read further
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-4wd/SUV owners who park too close to a narrow T-intersection. Thanks for making me slowly edge out onto the road hoping that the front end of my sedan doesn't get taken out. Douche bags.
-4wd/SUV owners that are waiting to get into a line of traffic. Don't even look at me- I wont be letting you in.
-People that walk around Flinders St staring into their Iphones. If one more lemming bumps into me their Iphone's underwater capability will be tested as it sinks to the bottom of the yarra.
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What happened to my post?
Forum has gone prudish in recent times so you must have written something that was quite humerous and or barely offensive.
Worst part was when he implied your breath stank.
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I didn't catch that. Very insulting if true. If true he should pull his head in. If true
People I dislike are those who float from forum to forum eg Big Richo. Make a decision ;D
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This thread appears to have drifted off topic. It started off on the premise of "someone you personally knew in life that you strongly disliked' for whatever reason, and has become a more vague "behaviour of total strangers (mostly motorists) that annoy you".
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This thread appears to have drifted off topic. It started off on the premise of "someone you personally knew in life that you strongly disliked' for whatever reason, and has become a more vague "behaviour of total strangers (mostly motorists) that annoy you".
Very true. I'll have another crack.
One of my "friends"(have known him for a long time) is perhaps the most annoying bloke on the planet. Updates his stuff status at least 5 times a day and most of those are about women who don't give good guys (like him apparently) a chance because they're always chasing after poo blokes. Thing is this fella has a child he wants nothing to do with. He broke up with his mrs and got some other chick pregnant the very next weekend :lol he denies the child is his but we all know the truth. And all he wants is a chance because he's a good guy ;D
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Groups of people with prams who decide to congregate at the top or the bottom of escalators.
x2 Or take up the whole width of the aisle/walkway at a shopping centre as they dawdle along with nothing better to do.
People who crawl along 20 km/h under the speed limit on single lane double line roads and when the lights change to red, they are the only ones who make the through.
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Being stuck behind people who merge onto 110 km/h freeways at 40 km/h. This is usually the guy who just made it through the lights in my last gripe.
x 2 My pet hate, gives me instant rage.
reporters on current affairs programs
x 2 Especially those who are only concerned with giving their opinion on a subject, rather than actually "interviewing" the person.
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-4wd/SUV owners who park too close to a narrow T-intersection. Thanks for making me slowly edge out onto the road hoping that the front end of my sedan doesn't get taken out. Douche bags.
-4wd/SUV owners that are waiting to get into a line of traffic. Don't even look at me- I wont be letting you in.
-People that walk around Flinders St staring into their Iphones. If one more lemming bumps into me their Iphone's underwater capability will be tested as it sinks to the bottom of the yarra.
how about the wankers, in any car type, when there is a lane closed,who think they can drive past all the merging traffic in the closed lane and it is their right to be let in?
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This thread appears to have drifted off topic. It started off on the premise of "someone you personally knew in life that you strongly disliked' for whatever reason, and has become a more vague "behaviour of total strangers (mostly motorists) that annoy you".
Very true. I'll have another crack.
One of my "friends"(have known him for a long time) is perhaps the most annoying bloke on the planet. Updates his stuff status at least 5 times a day and most of those are about women who don't give good guys (like him apparently) a chance because they're always chasing after poo blokes. Thing is this fella has a child he wants nothing to do with. He broke up with his mrs and got some other chick pregnant the very next weekend :lol he denies the child is his but we all know the truth. And all he wants is a chance because he's a good guy ;D
Sounds like a quality individual. Can't understand why the ladies aren't flocking around him. :lol By the way, what did you think of the bloke I described, and the footy-player infested neighbourhood where we grew up?
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This thread appears to have drifted off topic. It started off on the premise of "someone you personally knew in life that you strongly disliked' for whatever reason, and has become a more vague "behaviour of total strangers (mostly motorists) that annoy you".
Very true. I'll have another crack.
One of my "friends"(have known him for a long time) is perhaps the most annoying bloke on the planet. Updates his stuff status at least 5 times a day and most of those are about women who don't give good guys (like him apparently) a chance because they're always chasing after poo blokes. Thing is this fella has a child he wants nothing to do with. He broke up with his mrs and got some other chick pregnant the very next weekend :lol he denies the child is his but we all know the truth. And all he wants is a chance because he's a good guy ;D
Sounds like a quality individual. Can't understand why the ladies aren't flocking around him. :lol By the way, what did you think of the bloke I described, and the footy-player infested neighbourhood where we grew up?
Very ordinary bloke. Hard to diagnose him with anything, he's just a wanker. Ungrateful backstabber. You should have left him in the gutter.
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What happened to my post?
Forum has gone prudish in recent times so you must have written something that was quite humerous and or barely offensive.
Worst part was when he implied your breath stank.
:lol
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This thread appears to have drifted off topic. It started off on the premise of "someone you personally knew in life that you strongly disliked' for whatever reason, and has become a more vague "behaviour of total strangers (mostly motorists) that annoy you".
For me it's people who don't start the thread but then complain because it didn't go in the direction they hoped
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-4wd/SUV owners who park too close to a narrow T-intersection. Thanks for making me slowly edge out onto the road hoping that the front end of my sedan doesn't get taken out. Douche bags.
-4wd/SUV owners that are waiting to get into a line of traffic. Don't even look at me- I wont be letting you in.
-People that walk around Flinders St staring into their Iphones. If one more lemming bumps into me their Iphone's underwater capability will be tested as it sinks to the bottom of the yarra.
how about the wankers, in any car type, when there is a lane closed,who think they can drive past all the merging traffic in the closed lane and it is their right to be let in?
al you surprise me. I thought your first post in this thread would have had at least something to do with our friends in lycra. ;D
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:lol
i have had my whinge about those clowns.
havnt had much grief from them lately. perhaps the rain keeps them off their bikes
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it doesnt Al..was out jogging along the yarra trail near Burnley and 2 lycra clad gentlemen were coming towards me 2 abreast.They did not flinch one bit .I was forced off the path ,and if anyone here knows the area theres not much room between the path and the fall into the yarra.
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I was forced off the path ,and if anyone here knows the area theres not much room between the path and the fall into the yarra.
Yep, just ask Crowey!
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it doesnt Al..was out jogging along the yarra trail near Burnley and 2 lycra clad gentlemen were coming towards me 2 abreast.They did not flinch one bit .I was forced off the path ,and if anyone here knows the area theres not much room between the path and the fall into the yarra.
G in their defence, maybe they were adjusting their Banana's and didn't notice you. ;D
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:lol
that would be lady finger bananas.
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Vickery. WHEN WILL HE STAND UP
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ok heres two.
people who don't sit in their allocated seat at the cinema
and people who think they are so important they need to announce their retirements before big events ..you listening Clarke and jacko
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people who don't sit in their allocated seat at the cinema
That's funny. I get annoyed when people complain if you are sitting in there seat. I mean sometimes there might be exceptions like if it's a full house and you purposely got there early to get good tickets (like whenever a Harry Potter movie came out). But I'll never understand why, if I'm one of 5 people in the cinemas and I happen to be in your seat, you would ask me to move
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Since when do you have an allocated seat at a cinema?
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From the time civil society was introduced to these fair shores.
The cinemas I go to ,if the audiences is of a moderate amount will allocate seats
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Can't say I've ever seen it, mind you haven't been to a cinema in a decade.
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Hoyts and Village do it even if you're the only person in there
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Google "Target Tori" and I think you'll agree that David Leavitt is more than worthy of this thread... :shh
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Google "Target Tori" and I think you'll agree that David Leavitt is more than worthy of this thread... :shh
He is the thread