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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: tiga on July 15, 2005, 05:43:05 PM
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The Tigers are looking to add some brilliance to their already improved lineup and have investigated the possibility of recruiting super heroes and action heroes.
Here is a leaked scouting report
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Superman
Pros - Has a great leap and excellent pace
Cons - Doesn't like the expansive change rooms at the MCG and refuses to wear anything but Demons Colours.
The Thing
Pros - Imposing onfield presence
Cons - Slow and has hands like concrete (Another Ben Holland)
The invisible woman
Pros - a real favorite with the players and elusive in pack situations
Cons - She's invisible far too often especially during post match celebrations. Could be a liability on end of season trips.
Batman
Pro's - Already has the Silver top taxi promo uniform.Has unlimited supply of gatorade in his utility belt to share with other players
Con's - Demands a parking spot be reserved at the players entrance at all grounds on gameday. Prone to repeated tribunal visits for overzealous use of the bat boomerang on opposition players. (FYI - this offence carries a mandatory 6 week suspension) (Another Mark Jackson)
Speed Racer
Pros - Slick on the ground, popular with the chicks and has a fully sick subwoofer
Cons - Forget about TAC becoming a sponsor ever again! Spends too much time in Chapel St.
Aquaman
Pros - Great in wet/muddy conditions
Cons - can have a tendency to go into a coma in warm dry weather. requires constant rehydration. Maybe include Batman as a package deal.
Spiderman
Pros - excellent tagger. sticks to players like glue.
Cons - Has the same club colours problem as superman
Mr T
Pros - A solid performer who will crush anyone who gets in his way
Cons - a possible attitude problem
Luke Skywalker
Pros - Has cat like reflexes and excellent peripheral vision. possibly a good midfield prospect
Cons - totally focused on detroying the deathstar rather than a premiership victory.
The Bionic Man
Pros - Strength and speed to burn
Cons - Is only good on one side of his body.
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I didn't know they were all scouts tiga. 8)
Spiderman would be a good pick up because he'd hang around on the web site with us.
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;D
All better options than Spud's recruiting of Mr Potatohead, Speedy Gonzales sleepy slow cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez and the Mr Men - Mr Clumsy, Mr Muddle, Mr Slow and Mr Lazy ;D.
(http://pages.eidosnet.co.uk/pobotrol/clumsybig.JPG)(http://pages.eidosnet.co.uk/pobotrol/muddlebig.JPG)(http://pages.eidosnet.co.uk/pobotrol/slowbig.JPG)(http://pages.eidosnet.co.uk/pobotrol/lazybig.JPG)
Mr Lazy lies in bed most of day. He only wakes up to yawn! But when he does get out of bed, he falls asleep in the garden!
http://www.themistermen.co.uk/
Didn't Fiora once name his favourite past time as sleeping - hello it's Mr Lazy :rollin
Luke Skywalker
Pros - Has cat like reflexes and excellent peripheral vision. possibly a good midfield prospect
Cons - totally focused on detroying the deathstar rather than a premiership victory.
Didn't his dad cross over to the dark side - Collingwood - in the eighties Trade wars :-X.