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Title: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 25, 2011, 11:17:00 PM
how's the hunting up there al?
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Penelope on November 25, 2011, 11:24:29 PM
good if you can get access, or don't get caught poaching. :police:

havnt done any for years now, though.

need to get a job so im not in the sun all day.  :moi
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 25, 2011, 11:26:56 PM
how's the hunting up there al?

You turncoat...... :P :P
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 25, 2011, 11:27:56 PM
good if you can get access, or don't get caught poaching. :police:

havnt done any for years now, though.

need to get a job so im not in the sun all day.  :moi

bloody lay-about  :cheers
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 25, 2011, 11:29:47 PM
how's the hunting up there al?

You turncoat...... :P :P

back in the barn bulge merchant
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 25, 2011, 11:47:57 PM
 :lol

hey WAT, what are you snacking on at the moment?
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: WA Tiger on November 25, 2011, 11:53:27 PM
:lol

hey WAT, what are you snacking on at the moment?

Just water actually, unfortunately, I have another 2 hours left at work, I am stuffed, then off to the gym..... :thumbsup
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 25, 2011, 11:57:33 PM
:lol

hey WAT, what are you snacking on at the moment?

Just water actually, unfortunately, I have another 2 hours left at work, I am stuffed, then off to the gym..... :thumbsup

They have gyms over there!! Impressive :lol
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 25, 2011, 11:58:30 PM
:lol

hey WAT, what are you snacking on at the moment?

Just water actually, unfortunately, I have another 2 hours left at work, I am stuffed, then off to the gym..... :thumbsup

No biltong?
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: WA Tiger on November 26, 2011, 12:06:16 AM
:lol

hey WAT, what are you snacking on at the moment?

Just water actually, unfortunately, I have another 2 hours left at work, I am stuffed, then off to the gym..... :thumbsup

They have gyms over there!! Impressive :lol

Well if you call swinging from tree to to a gym.....then yes.... ;D

Are there lights in Tassie yet and have people stopped walking backwards...just curious... :thumbsup ;D
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: WA Tiger on November 26, 2011, 12:07:51 AM
:lol

hey WAT, what are you snacking on at the moment?

Just water actually, unfortunately, I have another 2 hours left at work, I am stuffed, then off to the gym..... :thumbsup

No biltong?

No, more of the in SA than here, poo all they eat here is Nshima.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 26, 2011, 03:31:19 AM
FFS, sick of wading through this crap. Mods, how long do we have to put up with these nuffers for? Just kidding, I love you slappers.

hey al, are you my dad? He lives in Darwin these days. If GG goes up there then I might need to inform the old man. he will welcome you with open arms.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on November 26, 2011, 06:22:02 AM
Dookie choc-dog (aka smell hound) wants in on any hunting trip.

And don't let Boony come, I'm not baby sitting.  ;D
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 26, 2011, 09:30:43 AM
Dookie choc-dog (aka smell hound) wants in on any hunting trip.

And don't let Boony come, I'm not baby sitting.  ;D

You guys are pricks! I organise the hunting trip, tell you all the good spots then you dump me :huh :huh stuff you all,  go and have your little fun by yourself. I will organise some better blokes and go fishing ;D
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 26, 2011, 09:42:55 AM
sick of people taking credit for all the things I do.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 26, 2011, 10:23:15 AM
You cant take credit for that ;D ;D
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 26, 2011, 10:27:03 AM
Errr, one more word out of you and you can hand in your badge. The boys aren't happy with how you're behaving. We need to be on the same page as we have work to do ;)
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on November 26, 2011, 10:29:47 AM
Gee whiz  :huh
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 26, 2011, 10:44:44 AM
Errr, one more word out of you and you can hand in your badge. The boys aren't happy with how you're behaving. We need to be on the same page as we have work to do ;)

Sorry, I'm on the same page, just felt threatened when Dookie tried to out me :huh
All back on track now though :lol :lol

Can I still come Hunting?? ;D
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on November 27, 2011, 10:11:21 AM
Errr, one more word out of you and you can hand in your badge. The boys aren't happy with how you're behaving. We need to be on the same page as we have work to do ;)

Sorry, I'm on the same page, just felt threatened when Dookie tried to out me :huh
All back on track now though :lol :lol

Can I still come Hunting?? ;D

The Choc Dog loves Boony. Group hug  :cuddles
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: The Big Richo on November 27, 2011, 07:15:21 PM
Starfish me boys, Starfish me.  :thumbsup
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on November 28, 2011, 09:00:12 AM
By the power vested in me, I now officially name the great hunting trip, "Deliverance".

Need a multitasking fluffer?? I can squeal like a pig and play the banjo at the same time.  ;D
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Penelope on November 28, 2011, 09:05:14 AM
playing the rusty trombone would probably be a more sought after skill
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 28, 2011, 09:15:28 AM
playing the rusty trombone would probably be a more sought after skill

dad, did gerks tell you about the canadians coming down? Mum knows them and said I should take them hunting.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 28, 2011, 09:45:14 AM
Need a multitasking fluffer??

 :ROTFL
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on November 28, 2011, 12:39:02 PM
By the power vested in me, I now officially name the great hunting trip, "Deliverance".

Need a multitasking fluffer?? I can squeal like a pig and play the banjo at the same time.  ;D

Would it be uncouth of me to ask you to wear pasties?
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on November 28, 2011, 01:19:28 PM
By the power vested in me, I now officially name the great hunting trip, "Deliverance".

Need a multitasking fluffer?? I can squeal like a pig and play the banjo at the same time.  ;D

Would it be uncouth of me to ask you to wear pasties?
that depends... who's panties are we talking about and where do you want me to wear them??
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 28, 2011, 02:44:16 PM
pretty sure he said pasties

so that means either pastry filled with meat and vegetables, tassles that hang from your nipples, or both


i like this thread

i like this thread's dad
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on November 28, 2011, 03:23:14 PM
Thanks Gerks, I stand corrected.

Pasties...Not sure Dook's as I've never been a fan of the mystery bag. I could do a breakfast Burrito for you or maybe a franks and beans Combo??
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 28, 2011, 06:01:36 PM
I can bring the Canoe's or would you rather I bring my Banjo :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on November 28, 2011, 07:56:56 PM
Thanks Gerks, I stand corrected.

Pasties...Not sure Dook's as I've never been a fan of the mystery bag. I could do a breakfast Burrito for you or maybe a franks and beans Combo??

 ;D
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on November 28, 2011, 10:34:50 PM
I love this thread for several reasons.

1. Its a 1965 political rant free zone
2. It keeps his meaningless political rant threads lower down the list.
3. A good mix of banter and quality double entendre's shared around the campfire
4. I hope to get a few quality camping, hunting & fishing tips as I am sick and tired of trying to catch fish and seabirds with plastic six pack rings. The Greenpeace ads seemed to make it look so quick and simple but it can take weeks for those little suckers to slip their necks into the rings and I just don't have the patience.
5. Sharing new food and fashion ideas with like minded stuff.

As Bruce McAvaney would say "I could go on and on". This is the best in-between seasons thread in history.  :thumbsup

Marshmallows anyone? I got them off the set of "Hangover II".  ;D   
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on November 28, 2011, 10:43:14 PM
I love this thread for several reasons.

1. Its a 1965 political rant free zone
2. It keeps his meaningless political rant threads lower down the list.
3. A good mix of banter and quality double entendre's shared around the campfire
4. I hope to get a few quality camping, hunting & fishing tips as I am sick and tired of trying to catch fish and seabirds with plastic six pack rings. The Greenpeace ads seemed to make it look so quick and simple but it can take weeks for those little suckers to slip their necks into the rings and I just don't have the patience.
5. Sharing new food and fashion ideas with like minded stuff.

As Bruce McAvaney would say "I could go on and on". This is the best in-between seasons thread in history.  :thumbsup

Marshmallows anyone? I got them off the set of "Hangover II".  ;D

 :cheers
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 28, 2011, 10:44:17 PM
Quote from:  link=topic=14529.msg271522#msg271522 date=1322480090
4. I hope to get a few quality camping, hunting & fishing tips as I am sick and tired of trying to catch fish and seabirds with plastic six pack rings. The Greenpeace ads seemed to make it look so quick and simple but it can take weeks for those little suckers to slip their necks into the rings and I just don't have the patience.
:lol :lol :lol :lol As a fishing die hard this would have to be one of the funniest things I have ever read regarding the sport :lol :lol Tiga mate, you would make Rex hunt proud :cheers :cheers
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 29, 2011, 10:33:03 AM
Fishing is not a sport  :lol
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 29, 2011, 10:35:23 AM
Top post
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 29, 2011, 11:43:43 AM
 :thumbsup
Fishing is not a sport  :lol

Relax Max >:(
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on November 29, 2011, 02:43:56 PM
Well folks it looks like some of my best campfire matere is now hitting the cutting room floor "snip!!". My Chat Roulette reply to Gerks is gone and when I did a search the results came back as "its in the bin, never to be seen again.  :'(" TFT's Ginger Bearded Yosemite Sam lady is gone. (They may take our posts but they can never take the memories!!)
I think the Mods (God bless em) are now closely examining my double entendre's. I guess under the classification of "Adult themes."

So I guess the campfire chat from now on will have to be less "hangover" and more like the TV show "7th Heaven" (mind you super hot Jessica Biel came out of this show)

Here is how I see the mods pre-season mood at the moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGHorPRWx8I  :lol
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 29, 2011, 03:07:46 PM
7th heaven :lol The best we can hope for now is a few PG Home and Away moments :(
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 29, 2011, 04:53:33 PM
like Bobby being hit in the face with a speed boat?

or like Marilyn's norks?
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on November 29, 2011, 05:16:51 PM
Hmmm..suppose the jokes about the miniature piano and the 12 inch pianist will have to put on ice.....

I had some new ones too about that man from Nantucket. let's just say he's no longer a one trick pony

Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 29, 2011, 05:25:07 PM
There was an English man an Irish man and a Scots man............. ::) ::)
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on November 29, 2011, 05:57:02 PM
and sixty five gurgling limpgots
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on November 30, 2011, 04:12:45 PM
A certain someone is actually reading this thread sooooo...........bump  ;D
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 30, 2011, 04:39:49 PM
a certain someone? is that a threat?
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 30, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
A certain someone is actually reading this thread sooooo...........bump  ;D

Who?? Col Alison??
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Ox on November 30, 2011, 07:43:51 PM
Troy Taylor (his Mum would be reading it to him)
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: The Big Richo on November 30, 2011, 10:03:51 PM
This thread has lost its way.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 30, 2011, 10:04:13 PM
you know where the door is.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: The Big Richo on November 30, 2011, 10:05:29 PM
I know where the door to your heart is Dave.

Let me through it and learn to love again.  :wub
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 30, 2011, 10:08:35 PM
don't call me Dave. My name is Davros/Dav0/Davey/JT/Barge/Big Sexy/The Big Cox. It is not Dave so STFU
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Penelope on November 30, 2011, 10:14:51 PM
carefull TBR, or he may wrap you in glad wrap like his mum
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on November 30, 2011, 10:16:01 PM
dad, eff off man. sick of your rubbish. honestly I thought you had changed but obviously I was wrong.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Loui Tufga on November 30, 2011, 10:43:10 PM
Little Dave :lol :lol Lets go hunting :cheers
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on November 30, 2011, 11:13:46 PM
A certain someone is actually reading this thread sooooo...........bump  ;D

Who?? Col Alison??
lets play charades.....two words, first word, sounds like mixty, second word, sounds like hive.  :lol
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on December 01, 2011, 12:46:07 AM
A certain someone is actually reading this thread sooooo...........bump  ;D

Who?? Col Alison??
lets play charades.....two words, first word, sounds like mixty, second word, sounds like hive.  :lol

But what's with the 'wanker' action and how does...oh.....hang on.........I get it now.  :cheers
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on December 01, 2011, 08:36:01 AM
A certain someone is actually reading this thread sooooo...........bump  ;D

Who?? Col Alison??
lets play charades.....two words, first word, sounds like mixty, second word, sounds like hive.  :lol

But what's with the 'wanker' action and how does...oh.....hang on.........I get it now.  :cheers
:lol
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: The Big Richo on December 04, 2011, 04:56:39 PM
don't call me Dave. My name is Davros/Dav0/Davey/JT/Barge/Big Sexy/The Big Cox. It is not Dave so STFU

Sorry Dave, won't happen again.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Penelope on December 04, 2011, 05:09:38 PM
I call him bubby.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Coach on December 04, 2011, 05:41:23 PM
Reported.




Kind regards,
pedo Dave
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on December 05, 2011, 02:27:44 PM
Ok since nobody has gotten off their rear ends and organised transport for the hunting/camping/fishing trip, I have gone ahead and made a booking for this badass ATV.

(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5297/indiaschoolbustricycle.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/194/indiaschoolbustricycle.jpg/)

So who's calling shotgun??  ;D
 
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: gerkin greg on December 05, 2011, 02:54:45 PM
looks like Davey's sort of home delivery

quiet night on the couch with a six pack... dial in some takeaway
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on December 05, 2011, 02:58:55 PM
looks like Davey's sort of home delivery

quiet night on the couch with a six pack... dial in some takeaway

 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on December 07, 2011, 08:03:20 PM
Bump  ;)
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: The Big Richo on December 07, 2011, 08:03:44 PM
looks like Davey's sort of home delivery

quiet night on the couch with a six pack... dial in some takeaway

May as well shut this site down right now as it just reached the highest point it will ever attain.

 :bow
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Penelope on December 07, 2011, 08:13:36 PM
is tbr your wife, dooks?
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on December 07, 2011, 08:55:31 PM
is tbr your wife, dooks?

He can be anyone he likes if he plays his cards right  ;)
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: Penelope on December 07, 2011, 09:05:06 PM
Hmmm, his avatar does have that twink look about it.
Title: Re: Darwin chat [split from draft thread]
Post by: tiga on December 08, 2011, 10:01:55 AM
Where is our thread moderator Davey?? His tardiness is unacceptable. I have a good right to contact my MP about this. No no, I'll go one better, I'll hit the talk-back radio circuit. You put someone in power and they do nothing but sit back in their Jason recliner (with 3 position comfort) whilst sipping on a midori and lemonade and let the ferals take over this thread. Just like the current federal government. David, start being a productive mod or there will be a revolt!!!  :outtahere

The revolution will not be televised!!!!