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Title: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 13, 2012, 11:24:57 PM
Post your Aus open disappointments here. Doggers welcome.
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: tiga on January 15, 2012, 01:13:10 AM
Post your Aus open disappointments here. Doggers welcome.

Not sure if she is still playing but Emily Mauresmo had a head like a dropped pie and biceps like Arnie. Lucky she bats for the other team.

Anna Ivanovic is a close second............ Just kidding  ;D

Not a fan of the Williams Sisters or Kim Cljisters either.

In days gone by, Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario also drank from the ugly pond a few too many times. She always reminded me of that ugly chick Natalie from that late 80's American sitcom "Facts of Life". I had a big crush on Mrs Garrett though. mmmm what a babe.   ;D



Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: gerkin greg on January 15, 2012, 05:21:42 PM
Does Sarah Jessica Parthorse play tennis?
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Penelope on January 15, 2012, 06:27:32 PM
went to the pub for lunch and saw freddy kruger win a tennis match and get presented with a map of tassie.

I doubt we will see anything like that at the oz open
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: gerkin greg on January 16, 2012, 12:52:53 PM
sounds like a good pub  ;D
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: The Big Richo on January 16, 2012, 11:30:33 PM
The Williams Brothers.
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: gerkin greg on January 20, 2012, 04:20:09 PM
Does Davey play tennis or just coach?
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 20, 2012, 04:42:29 PM
Does Davey play tennis or just coach?

 :)

Not too sure. But last time I heard from him he was gloating about graduating from the Roebuck Honorary School of Sports Coaching.
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: wayne on January 20, 2012, 04:57:55 PM
Schiavone is a dead set shocker.

(http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/francesca-schiavone-2009-10-23-9-12-32.jpg)

EDIT: How could I forget, Svetlana Kuznetsova.

(http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/b/j/bj3qw41g3xr14wgj.jpg)

The Williams girls are scary, and I don't think much of Stosur either.

One from the past was Justine Henin, she was horrid.

I'm a fan of Sabine Lisicki though, I reckon she's a fair piece.  :wub :wub

(http://www.tennisrulz.com/players/lisicki/001.jpg)


Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 20, 2012, 05:43:12 PM
Schiavone is indeed a shocker.

Kuznetsova would look better if she just grew her peach fuzz out.

Ill add Bibiane Schoofs to the list.  Complete clog dog.
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: The Big Richo on January 20, 2012, 07:21:10 PM
At the other end of the scale how is the hooty Tomic is tracking with?

He has come a long way since trying to free Sandy from Dr Fred.
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 20, 2012, 07:29:32 PM
At the other end of the scale how is the hooty Tomic is tracking with?

He has come a long way since trying to free Sandy from Dr Fred.

Yes. Yes he has.
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: The Big Richo on January 20, 2012, 07:53:52 PM
The chick Tomic is playing tonight is a looker.
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on January 20, 2012, 08:02:38 PM
The chick Tomic is playing tonight is a looker.

Yes. Yes he is.
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: gerkin greg on June 08, 2012, 07:50:54 AM
Another choke from glazed ham

Great job
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Francois Jackson on June 08, 2012, 09:57:07 AM
she surely bats for the other team, in fact id say most of them do that look like blokes.

Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Coach on June 08, 2012, 03:29:23 PM
Another choke from glazed ham

Great job

struggles to deepthroat
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Penelope on June 08, 2012, 04:52:21 PM
that's a poor attempt at a gag, davey
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: gerkin greg on June 08, 2012, 05:28:20 PM
 :clapping :lol
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Coach on June 08, 2012, 06:41:02 PM
that's a poor attempt at a gag, davey

sorry old fella. ;D
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: wayne on July 03, 2012, 11:53:36 AM

I'm a fan of Sabine Lisicki though, I reckon she's a fair piece.  :wub :wub

(http://www.tennisrulz.com/players/lisicki/001.jpg)

My girl Sabine knocked over Maria Shreakapova last night.

 :wub
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: gerkin greg on July 03, 2012, 11:56:15 AM
I <3 the shreak
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: 🏅Dooks on January 14, 2014, 10:01:15 PM
Bump.

Whos the babushka looking Punky Brewster playing Sharapova tonight?
Title: Re: Ugly tennis chicks
Post by: Judge Roughneck on January 14, 2014, 10:09:25 PM
I once watched from about three foot away korakova and martins hingius warm up / practice match

God dam sexy