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Dubstep Dookie

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Ugly tennis chicks
« on: January 13, 2012, 11:24:57 PM »
Post your Aus open disappointments here. Doggers welcome.
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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2012, 01:13:10 AM »
Quote from: Dubstep Dookie on January 13, 2012, 11:24:57 PM
Post your Aus open disappointments here. Doggers welcome.

Not sure if she is still playing but Emily Mauresmo had a head like a dropped pie and biceps like Arnie. Lucky she bats for the other team.

Anna Ivanovic is a close second............ Just kidding  ;D

Not a fan of the Williams Sisters or Kim Cljisters either.

In days gone by, Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario also drank from the ugly pond a few too many times. She always reminded me of that ugly chick Natalie from that late 80's American sitcom "Facts of Life". I had a big crush on Mrs Garrett though. mmmm what a babe.   ;D



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gerkin greg

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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2012, 05:21:42 PM »
Does Sarah Jessica Parthorse play tennis?
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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2012, 06:27:32 PM »
went to the pub for lunch and saw freddy kruger win a tennis match and get presented with a map of tassie.

I doubt we will see anything like that at the oz open
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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2012, 12:52:53 PM »
sounds like a good pub  ;D
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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2012, 11:30:33 PM »
The Williams Brothers.
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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2012, 04:20:09 PM »
Does Davey play tennis or just coach?
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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2012, 04:42:29 PM »
Quote from: gerks on January 20, 2012, 04:20:09 PM
Does Davey play tennis or just coach?

 :)

Not too sure. But last time I heard from him he was gloating about graduating from the Roebuck Honorary School of Sports Coaching.
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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2012, 04:57:55 PM »
Schiavone is a dead set shocker.



EDIT: How could I forget, Svetlana Kuznetsova.



The Williams girls are scary, and I don't think much of Stosur either.

One from the past was Justine Henin, she was horrid.

I'm a fan of Sabine Lisicki though, I reckon she's a fair piece.  :wub :wub




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Dubstep Dookie

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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2012, 05:43:12 PM »
Schiavone is indeed a shocker.

Kuznetsova would look better if she just grew her peach fuzz out.

Ill add Bibiane Schoofs to the list.  Complete clog dog.
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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2012, 07:21:10 PM »
At the other end of the scale how is the hooty Tomic is tracking with?

He has come a long way since trying to free Sandy from Dr Fred.
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Who isn't a fan of the thinking man's orange Tim Fleming?

Gerks 27/6/11

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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2012, 07:29:32 PM »
Quote from: The Big Richo on January 20, 2012, 07:21:10 PM
At the other end of the scale how is the hooty Tomic is tracking with?

He has come a long way since trying to free Sandy from Dr Fred.

Yes. Yes he has.
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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2012, 07:53:52 PM »
The chick Tomic is playing tonight is a looker.
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Who isn't a fan of the thinking man's orange Tim Fleming?

Gerks 27/6/11

But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.
In your head, in your head they are fighting,
With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are crying...

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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2012, 08:02:38 PM »
Quote from: The Big Richo on January 20, 2012, 07:53:52 PM
The chick Tomic is playing tonight is a looker.

Yes. Yes he is.
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gerkin greg

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Re: Ugly tennis chicks
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2012, 07:50:54 AM »
Another choke from glazed ham

Great job
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