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Football => View from the Outer => Topic started by: one-eyed on April 19, 2012, 05:15:10 PM

Title: Melbourne and North should merge: Kennett
Post by: one-eyed on April 19, 2012, 05:15:10 PM

FORMER Hawthorn president Jeff Kennett has called for the merger of Melbourne and North Melbourne to create a strong "Melbourne brand".

He told radio 3AW that the end of the existing TV rights deal in 2016 would be a good time for a merger to happen.


Full article here: http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/133509/default.aspx

Title: Re: Melbourne and North should merge: Kennett
Post by: Chuck17 on April 19, 2012, 07:29:21 PM

LMAO so they should, pitiful clubs going nowhere

Title: Re: Melbourne and North should merge: Kennett
Post by: gerkin greg on April 19, 2012, 07:37:48 PM

Dudes wears a beret

Title: Re: Melbourne and North should merge: Kennett
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on April 19, 2012, 07:46:34 PM

A bastardized club, founded by two bastard clubs who are full of bastards like Lyon, Brayshaw and watts. I like it.

The Melbourne Bastards

Title: Re: Melbourne and North should merge: Kennett
Post by: Dubstep Dookie on April 19, 2012, 07:59:45 PM

Quote from: gerks on April 19, 2012, 07:37:48 PM

Dudes wears a beret

He takes it off when conducting telephone interviews though

(http://ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/alf.jpg)

Title: Re: Melbourne and North should merge: Kennett
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on April 19, 2012, 10:19:17 PM

The Melbourne Malakes

Made up of a few fans possibly 7-8.
Players have inferiority complexes sprinkled with princess and lady like tendencies.
Manicures peticures and fake blond tips are essential grooming  with a few players claiming to be tough with sleeve tattoos yet the toughest thing they have ever done is gone to the Myer Boxing Day Sales.

Here is a version of their song.

Hearts to hearts and hands to hands
There's no one sitting today in the stands
About our team they don't give a damn

Out we come out we come
Out we come we're gay
The mardi gras is held in March
Before the season gets underway

Long dresses and frocks
Multicoloured socks we love getting dressed today

We're characterless useless and unloved
and that is how we'll stay

So join in the abuse
Clubs like this is what its for

Join in the ridicule
Pathetic forever more

Who cares who we are
Not many so it seems

We're useless fanless and pathetic
A cashless nothing footy team.

Title: Re: Melbourne and North should merge: Kennett
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on April 19, 2012, 10:46:30 PM

Here's the merged malakes other club song.

We haven't won a flag for years
We're the club of failure and tears
Our supporters go skiing by Round 2

We're a club that's poo
Our board has no clue
The team of the red and the blue

Every fan knows its true
We lack leadership too
as each year we lose 19 from 22

Should all clubs thrash us too
Keep laughing at the red and the blue.