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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: TigerLand on May 21, 2013, 05:11:11 PM

Title: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: TigerLand on May 21, 2013, 05:11:11 PM
There are 3 certainties in life.

Taxes
Death
and that Essendon are a bunch of <insert a word>.

I have a problem, a condition that is unhealthy. I hate Essendon more than just about anything. I hate them so much that I can't attend a game because of a mixture of being worried how I may act and end up in lock up for the night and the fact that I don't think I can risk a loss and handle attending a game seeing Essendon supporters happy. But stuff em, I'm going and ge I hope the boys get up.

This is my outlet because my hatred for Essendon is bordering on the lines of being self destructive. I think I need help.

If there is one game, one moment this year that I could wish for - its to smash these <insert swear words x 17> gutless weak drug enhanced <insert 7 more swear words> red and black filth scum bag pigs on Saturday Night and whipe there face in the dirt and their own pee. To see Jame$ Hird and Bomber Thomp$on squirm in their coaches box as another season at Windy Hill starts to self combust would be ecstasy.

Lift Boys!  :gotigers

Cotchin lead us! Deledio run for us and shack the tag! Jack pluck those marks, run hard and kick straight! Big Ivan kill! Rance and Chaplin punch! Vlastiun and Ellis inspire us with out side run and run all day boys!!

Come on Boys!@#!# These blokes are a pack of ******!!! YELLOW AND BLACK ARMY!@! LIIIIIIFFFFFT!!

Lets fill the G and explode! Bring on Saturday NIGHT = THEY ARE NOOOO GOOD!  :gotigers

#runsthroughabrickwall
 :help
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Willy on May 21, 2013, 05:18:21 PM
 :clapping
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Phil Mrakov on May 21, 2013, 05:21:12 PM
 :bow
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Francois Jackson on May 21, 2013, 05:25:02 PM
x2

i couldnt agree more. Most hated team in the AFL. Supporters are stuck up tossers.

Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Smokey on May 21, 2013, 05:38:58 PM
 :clapping

Love your work Your Eminence.
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: WilliamPowell on May 21, 2013, 06:07:48 PM
And there is 1 certainty on OER when it comes to the "C" word  :banghead :banghead
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Phil Mrakov on May 21, 2013, 06:08:41 PM
And there is 1 certainty on OER when it comes to the "C" word  :banghead :banghead

Cute?
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: WilliamPowell on May 21, 2013, 06:09:47 PM
And there is 1 certainty on OER when it comes to the "C" word  :banghead :banghead

Cute?

Not funny  >:(
 
Moving along
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Phil Mrakov on May 21, 2013, 06:43:22 PM
 :clapping
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: mat073 on May 21, 2013, 06:48:42 PM
There are two Richmond games I have watched to the point of wearing out the VHS video cassette.

1) 1995 semi final win
2) 2001...final game of h&a season

Both games involve Essendon.

Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Gigantor on May 21, 2013, 06:50:18 PM
Essendon are up there..but sorry guys Carlton is top of the pops for me in the most hated..by the stretch of the flemington straight
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Phil Mrakov on May 21, 2013, 07:01:06 PM
Essendon are up there..but sorry guys Carlton is top of the pops for me in the most hated..by the stretch of the flemington straight

1.Carlton, Collingwood
2. Essendump
3. Everyone else
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Tigeritis™©® on May 21, 2013, 07:37:50 PM
Essendon are up there..but sorry guys Carlton is top of the pops for me in the most hated..by the stretch of the flemington straight
Yes. I'm in the same boat as you G.

The cheating scum are my most hated. I'm Pope-like in my angst for those muppets. Worst supporters in the world. I've been restrained many times before and probably will again.
Whorethorn come a close second now for personal reasons I can't get into.
Then there's the filth but not as bad as it used to be because I thoroughly enjoy the banter at all pies games their supporters are a lot of fun haven't had any trouble in years. I've got many pies friends which are pretty cool too.

Then there's the rest of them which I'm not here or there with. Although some of the cats supporters around me complaining for free kicks in the second qtr when we didn't get 1 was very very very frustrating. My first thought was, "How much bloody success do you want FFS!"

That said, come Saturday night, I would love nothing more than to smash the finals hopes right out of those "whatever it takes" cheats too. Rubbing their "pushing the boundaries" noses right into the excrement that comes from their mirror loving, spotlight chasing, narcissistic CEO.
And most of all to wipe the smug smirk off the "Diver" Lloyd's face.
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: yellowandback on May 21, 2013, 08:04:45 PM
"Whorethorn come a close second now for personal reasons I can't get into. "

*** rubs hands together ***

Tell me more  :eyebrow
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on May 21, 2013, 08:51:03 PM
Essendon are up there..but sorry guys Carlton is top of the pops for me in the most hated..by the stretch of the flemington straight
Agreed. The loss of the 1982 Grand Final ingrained on my 7 year old self back then a lifetime of hate abuse and vitriol on that conglomeration of cheating lying stealing and anything else involving under the table shenanigans.
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Gigantor on May 21, 2013, 08:55:00 PM
1982 like 1972 we were clearly the best team all year and yet we lost......As a result how can one not have vitriol for them..After their fines for salary cap breaches I think I celebrated for 12 months
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: torch on May 21, 2013, 09:03:44 PM
 :bow

Couldn't agree more Pope!

I too am an Essendon Haterolic.

Just please win Richmond  :pray
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: tony_montana on May 21, 2013, 09:16:19 PM
aye  :cheers
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Owl on May 21, 2013, 09:57:26 PM
The sups have dried up and the asada interviews have started, reality biting harder than a coffin nail for these pricks.  They should be cherry ripe for a jolly rogering.  I think our blokes should be over the gut flu well and truly next weekend.
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Rampstar on May 22, 2013, 08:40:23 AM
I believe that Mr Pope may or may not have used a word not accepted by the management of OER. I also understand that there are severe penalties for such breaches. I wish to represent Mr Pope in any OER Court as my client wishes to plead NOT GUILTY. Mr Pope is a fine member of our community and all he has simply done is simply state TRUTH. Truth cannot be a crime. Mr Pope is Innocent of all charges.
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2013, 08:51:35 AM
There are two Richmond games I have watched to the point of wearing out the VHS video cassette.

1) 1995 semi final win
2) 2001...final game of h&a season

Both games involve Essendon.

You sure it was watching Richmond games that wore out your VHS Mat?
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2013, 08:55:39 AM
I believe that Mr Pope may or may not have used a word not accepted by the management of OER. I also understand that there are severe penalties for such breaches. I wish to represent Mr Pope in any OER Court as my client wishes to plead NOT GUILTY. Mr Pope is a fine member of our community and all he has simply done is simply state TRUTH. Truth cannot be a crime. Mr Pope is Innocent of all charges.

I'm sure Mrakov used the same word earlier and he doesn't appear to need any legal representation.  But regardless, that's a cute offer you have made Ramps.
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Rampstar on May 22, 2013, 08:58:52 AM
Meant to be sarcastic  ;D
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2013, 09:11:45 AM
You may have missed my meaning Ramps?

And there is 1 certainty on OER when it comes to the "C" word  :banghead :banghead

Cute?
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Francois Jackson on May 22, 2013, 10:24:17 AM
Great club this.

salary cheat cheating
drug saga
players getting stabbed by their partners

Blues and their supporters have nothing on these fools.

Most satisfying win this will be in years if we can achieve it and i have a wedding so wont be able to see it. Who the stuff has weddings during footy season. First game i've missed against the drugo's in over a decade. Not happy
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: WilliamPowell on May 22, 2013, 10:46:16 AM
players getting stabbed by their partners


Gee daniel, if you are going to go whackety, whack, whack get your facts right

Lovett-Murray wasn't stabbed by his partner, the partner's ex who's subject to an IVO I might add turned up and the fight started, Age is saying he was stabbed by the ex

Moving along
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Francois Jackson on May 22, 2013, 11:36:37 AM
players getting stabbed by their partners


Gee daniel, if you are going to go whackety, whack, whack get your facts right

Lovett-Murray wasn't stabbed by his partner, the partner's ex who's subject to an IVO I might add turned up and the fight started, Age is saying he was stabbed by the ex

Moving along

matters little, stabbed by him stabbed by her. Great culture EFC having players hang out with such scum yet they were quick to hand down some assumptions on Dusty.







Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: WilliamPowell on May 22, 2013, 12:29:01 PM
matters little, stabbed by him stabbed by her. Great culture EFC having players hang out with such scum yet they were quick to hand down some assumptions on Dusty.

Look I can't stand Essendon either but....

How can you call it "hanging out with scum". Lovett-Murray's partner obviously got rid of the scum, hence why he is referred to as the "ex". The "ex" despite an IVO against him turns up at the partner's house and starts a fight. I am not sure how you can say he is "hanging out with scum". As for the throwing in a comment about Dusty what are you talking about. I don't remember the EFC or anyother club in the AFL making any comment about Dusty, supporters yep but not Clubs
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Rampstar on May 22, 2013, 12:30:25 PM
If I sledge these bastards on Saturday Night will I get evicted?
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Coach on May 22, 2013, 12:33:47 PM
matters little, stabbed by him stabbed by her. Great culture EFC having players hang out with such scum yet they were quick to hand down some assumptions on Dusty.

Look I can't stand Essendon either but....

How can you call it "hanging out with scum". Lovett-Murray's partner obviously got rid of the scum, hence why he is referred to as the "ex". The "ex" despite an IVO against him turns up at the partner's house and starts a fight. I am not sure how you can say he is "hanging out with scum". As for the throwing in a comment about Dusty what are you talking about. I don't remember the EFC or anyother club in the AFL making any comment about Dusty, supporters yep but not Clubs

What does this have to do with the thread FFS? WGAF? Do your moderating job FFS

:banghead








;D
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: WilliamPowell on May 22, 2013, 12:40:20 PM
If I sledge these bastards on Saturday Night will I get evicted?

Essendon players? or their supporters

You can sledge away to your heart's content as long as your sledges don't vilify, vilify and you will be out the door 

What does this have to do with the thread FFS? WGAF? Do your moderating job FFS

:banghead

;D

Suggest you ask young daniel, he bought it up first  ;)
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Phil Mrakov on May 22, 2013, 01:01:39 PM
Only good thing to ever come out of Essendon is Matthew Lordo.
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: tigs2011 on May 22, 2013, 01:41:17 PM
Only good thing to ever come out of Essendon is Matthew Lordo.
What



The



stuff?
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Phil Mrakov on May 22, 2013, 03:08:29 PM
Only good thing to ever come out of Essendon is Matthew Lordo.
What



The



stuff?

Player wise
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Eat_em_Alive on May 22, 2013, 04:53:54 PM
Only good thing to ever come out of Essendon is Matthew Lordo.
What



The



stuff?

Player wise

Understand what you meant, kov.... but you do realise they also produced the most pig headed, obnoxious bomber of them all in lloydo??
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Phil Mrakov on May 22, 2013, 05:35:28 PM
Only good thing to ever come out of Essendon is Matthew Lordo.
What



The



stuff?

Player wise

Understand what you meant, kov.... but you do realise they also produced the most pig headed, obnoxious bomber of them all in lloydo??

I only care about what he did on field

Lead mark and goal x900
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: WilliamPowell on May 22, 2013, 06:15:30 PM
You forgot dive!

He was a notorious diver
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Phil Mrakov on May 22, 2013, 06:27:52 PM
You forgot dive!

He was a notorious diver

#whateverittakes
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Eat_em_Alive on May 22, 2013, 06:35:34 PM
You forgot dive!

He was a notorious diver

#whateverittakes

 :lol
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on May 22, 2013, 07:46:37 PM
You forgot dive!

He was a notorious diver

And sniper. Just ask Brad Sewell.
Headbutter just ask Darren Gaspar.
Knifer just ask Matty Knights.
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: Stripes on May 22, 2013, 08:43:14 PM
Essendon are up there..but sorry guys Carlton is top of the pops for me in the most hated..by the stretch of the flemington straight

1.Carlton, Collingwood
2. Essendump
3. Everyone else

Same here markov. While I despise the Dons supporters for their arrogance, the Blues and Pies are in a whole other hatred level for me. Too many scars that remain unhealed and too many friends, families and work colleagues that love to rub in the countless recent defeats.  :banghead
Title: Re: My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic
Post by: rogerd3 on May 22, 2013, 10:27:59 PM
Veruca Salt: Hirdy, I want another peptide.

Spoilt lot this mob, thinking its their god given right to be successful, that's why they pushed boundaries and cheated.

I remember the 70s when they were crap!!!

Every year we heard that crap slogan " Baby Bombers"

More hatred for the mob across the road at Eddieworld and those other cheaters the Blooze!!!