My name is Pope, and I'm a Essendon Haterolic

[TigerLand]

There are 3 certainties in life.

Taxes
Death
and that Essendon are a bunch of <insert a word>.

I have a problem, a condition that is unhealthy. I hate Essendon more than just about anything. I hate them so much that I can't attend a game because of a mixture of being worried how I may act and end up in lock up for the night and the fact that I don't think I can risk a loss and handle attending a game seeing Essendon supporters happy. But stuff em, I'm going and ge I hope the boys get up.

This is my outlet because my hatred for Essendon is bordering on the lines of being self destructive. I think I need help.

If there is one game, one moment this year that I could wish for - its to smash these <insert swear words x 17> gutless weak drug enhanced <insert 7 more swear words> red and black filth scum bag pigs on Saturday Night and whipe there face in the dirt and their own pee. To see Jame$ Hird and Bomber Thomp$on squirm in their coaches box as another season at Windy Hill starts to self combust would be ecstasy.

Lift Boys! 

Cotchin lead us! Deledio run for us and shack the tag! Jack pluck those marks, run hard and kick straight! Big Ivan kill! Rance and Chaplin punch! Vlastiun and Ellis inspire us with out side run and run all day boys!!

Come on Boys!@#!# These blokes are a pack of ******!!! YELLOW AND BLACK ARMY!@! LIIIIIIFFFFFT!!

Lets fill the G and explode! Bring on Saturday NIGHT = THEY ARE NOOOO GOOD! 

#runsthroughabrickwall
 

[Willy]

 

[Phil Mrakov]

 

[Francois Jackson]

x2

i couldnt agree more. Most hated team in the AFL. Supporters are stuck up tossers.

[Smokey]

 

Love your work Your Eminence.

[WilliamPowell]

And there is 1 certainty on OER when it comes to the "C" word 

[Phil Mrakov]

And there is 1 certainty on OER when it comes to the "C" word 

Cute?

[WilliamPowell]

And there is 1 certainty on OER when it comes to the "C" word 

Cute?

Not funny 
 
Moving along

[Phil Mrakov]

 

[mat073]

There are two Richmond games I have watched to the point of wearing out the VHS video cassette.

1) 1995 semi final win
2) 2001...final game of h&a season

Both games involve Essendon.

[Gigantor]

Essendon are up there..but sorry guys Carlton is top of the pops for me in the most hated..by the stretch of the flemington straight

[Phil Mrakov]

Essendon are up there..but sorry guys Carlton is top of the pops for me in the most hated..by the stretch of the flemington straight

1.Carlton, Collingwood
2. Essendump
3. Everyone else

[Tigeritis™©®]

Essendon are up there..but sorry guys Carlton is top of the pops for me in the most hated..by the stretch of the flemington straight

Yes. I'm in the same boat as you G.

The cheating scum are my most hated. I'm Pope-like in my angst for those muppets. Worst supporters in the world. I've been restrained many times before and probably will again.
Whorethorn come a close second now for personal reasons I can't get into.
Then there's the filth but not as bad as it used to be because I thoroughly enjoy the banter at all pies games their supporters are a lot of fun haven't had any trouble in years. I've got many pies friends which are pretty cool too.

Then there's the rest of them which I'm not here or there with. Although some of the cats supporters around me complaining for free kicks in the second qtr when we didn't get 1 was very very very frustrating. My first thought was, "How much bloody success do you want FFS!"

That said, come Saturday night, I would love nothing more than to smash the finals hopes right out of those "whatever it takes" cheats too. Rubbing their "pushing the boundaries" noses right into the excrement that comes from their mirror loving, spotlight chasing, narcissistic CEO.
And most of all to wipe the smug smirk off the "Diver" Lloyd's face.

[yellowandback]

"Whorethorn come a close second now for personal reasons I can't get into. "

*** rubs hands together ***

Tell me more 

[Hellenic Tiger]

Essendon are up there..but sorry guys Carlton is top of the pops for me in the most hated..by the stretch of the flemington straight

Agreed. The loss of the 1982 Grand Final ingrained on my 7 year old self back then a lifetime of hate abuse and vitriol on that conglomeration of cheating lying stealing and anything else involving under the table shenanigans.