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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: tiga on September 18, 2013, 12:40:48 PM
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Ralph Carr
Sing to the tune of Gary Numan's "Cars"
I hate Ralph Carr
He’s pushing Dusty to far
He’s only thinking of Cash
I really want to smash
Ralph Carr
I hate Ralph Carr
He’s a self serving tool
The Jurno’s think he’s a fool
I wish he’d just dissolve
Ralph Carr
I hate Ralph Carr
He just wants a big cut
So he can fix up his hair
And leopard print his lair
Ralph Carr
I hate Ralph Carr
let’s put him in GTA5
And smash his head with a bat
There’s nothing wrong with that
Ralph Carr
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Needs more wig reference
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:thatsgold :clapping
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tiga gold
:bow :bow :bow
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LOL I love that song too man lol old gazza numan classic
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Not bad - but there's a more pertinent song by The
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Crap - cut me off mid-sentence. I was about to mention a song called "Fast Cars" by The Buzzcocks which basically says; ''I hate fast cars". Check it out on You Tube, you'll see it's lyrics are much more adaptable to Ralphy.
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To the tune of Ted Mulreys "Jump in my Car"
Jump on Ralph Carr, I wanna sma-ash his bones
Mmm, jump on Ralph Carr, screws pop stars and dont own a comb
No thank you turd
Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
No thank you turd
Oh cmon dusty wouldn't tell you no lie
The tiges developed my ga-ame
How can you say that, you know your a jet
You're all the sa-ame
Ooh, he's got me there, but I'll get him yet
I got you there-ere
No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
And look the offers so lame and dusty you'll snort what's left
Well, I don't know-ow
Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
And I will leave you high and dry
Mmm-mmm, jump on Ralph Carr, I wanna sma-ash your bones
C'mon jump on Ralph Carr, screws pop stars and dont own a comb
Mmm-mmm, jump on Ralph Car, I wanna sma-ash your bones
C'mon jump on Ralph Carr, screws pop stars and don't own a comb
Well maybe I wi-ill
Ah, that's better now, your nice and dense
Jeepers keep still
Well, if you like I'll just delay it for cents
No need to get smar-art
Well alright we'll soon be on our-our way-ay
We better start
What for?
Because it's such big pay-day
Well, why, what d' they give
They given down south, it's roughly eighty-four shy
Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that stupid smile
Oh, no I'm no-ot
Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say-ay
And what's tha-at?
Get out of Ralph Carr, get on your way
Get out of Ralph Carr
But Dusty thought Ralphy-d bring it all home
Well, if it's not too far-ar
But there's no way that hed get the deal done alone
I couldn't care less
Maybe I cou-ould trade you next week
But you look a me-ess
Look who's talkin', you've partied like there is no next we-ek
Get outta Ralph Car
You told me you were a really nice guy
Well I ain’t
Yeah! get outta Ralph Carr
Dusty, get out of Ralph Car
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I would have thought a sex pistols song, friggin in the riggin would be more appropriate :banghead
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To the tune of 'Mary had a little lamb'
Mary had a dog called Carr, and one time it went and bit her
So she tied it to a wooden post and kicked it in the Sh1 tter
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Hey Owl, I heard a variation on that. It went:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a three post fence
And kicked its' little.... well, you can guess the rest.
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HAHA Gold. :clapping
Primus - My Name Is Mud would be appropriate.
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Hey Owl, I heard a variation on that. It went:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a three post fence
And kicked its' little.... well, you can guess the rest.
I quoted that one once somewhere else and got in trouble, Its from the monty python paper book, (five bar gate by the way lol)
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What about this little Dead Kennedys number:
Ralphy Carr
Ralphy Carr
Ralphy Carr
Eff off
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And kicked its' little.... well, you can guess the rest.
#49 Pat Contin
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:lol
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Does anyone else think Ralph looks like the long lost brother of Steve and Doug from "night at the roxbury" :shh
Maybe a pink suede suit
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Hey Owl, I heard a variation on that. It went:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a three post fence
And kicked its' little.... well, you can guess the rest.
I quoted that one once somewhere else and got in trouble, Its from the monty python paper book, (five bar gate by the way lol)
(It's the Monty Python Papper Bok by the way.) As for getting in trouble -it's the way that you tell ém ;)
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lol
I think I still got mine somewhere