A Tiga Parody - Ralph Carr

[tiga]

Ralph Carr

Sing to the tune of Gary Numan's "Cars"

I hate Ralph Carr
He’s pushing Dusty to far
He’s only thinking of Cash
I really want to smash
Ralph Carr

I hate Ralph Carr
He’s a self serving tool
The Jurno’s think he’s a fool
I wish he’d just dissolve
Ralph Carr

I hate Ralph Carr
He just wants a big cut
So he can fix up his hair
And leopard print his lair
Ralph Carr

I hate Ralph Carr
let’s put him in GTA5
And smash his head with a bat
There’s nothing wrong with that
Ralph Carr

[Phil Mrakov]

Needs more wig reference

[dwaino]

  

[WilliamPowell]

tiga gold

 

[Owl]

LOL I love that song too man lol old gazza numan classic

[RollsRoyce]

Not bad - but there's a more pertinent song by The

[RollsRoyce]

Crap - cut me off mid-sentence. I was about to mention a song called "Fast Cars" by The Buzzcocks which basically says; ''I hate fast cars". Check it out on You Tube, you'll see it's lyrics are much more adaptable to Ralphy.

[yellowandback]

To the tune of Ted Mulreys "Jump in my Car"

Jump on Ralph Carr, I wanna sma-ash his bones
Mmm, jump on Ralph Carr, screws pop stars and dont own a comb
No thank you turd
Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
No thank you turd
Oh cmon dusty wouldn't tell you no lie
The tiges developed my ga-ame
How can you say that, you know your a jet
You're all the sa-ame
Ooh, he's  got me there, but I'll get him yet
I got you there-ere
No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
And look the offers so lame and dusty you'll snort what's left
Well, I don't know-ow
Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
And I will leave you high and dry

Mmm-mmm, jump on Ralph Carr, I wanna sma-ash  your bones
C'mon jump on Ralph Carr, screws pop stars and dont own a comb

Mmm-mmm, jump on Ralph Car, I wanna sma-ash your bones
C'mon jump on Ralph Carr, screws pop stars and don't own a comb
Well maybe I wi-ill
Ah, that's better now, your nice and dense
Jeepers keep still
Well, if you like I'll just delay it for cents
No need to get smar-art
Well alright we'll soon be on our-our way-ay
We better start
What for?
Because it's such big pay-day
Well, why, what d' they give
They given down south, it's roughly eighty-four shy
Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that stupid smile
Oh, no I'm no-ot
Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say-ay
And what's tha-at?
Get out of Ralph Carr, get on your way

Get out of Ralph Carr
But Dusty thought Ralphy-d bring it all home
Well, if it's not too far-ar
But there's no way that hed get the deal done alone
I couldn't care less
Maybe I cou-ould trade you next week
But you look a me-ess
Look who's talkin', you've partied like there is no next we-ek
Get outta Ralph Car
You told me you were a really nice guy
Well I ain’t
Yeah! get outta Ralph Carr
Dusty, get out of Ralph Car

[bojangles17]

I would have thought a sex pistols song, friggin in the riggin would be more appropriate 

[Owl]

To the tune of 'Mary had a little lamb'
Mary had a dog called Carr, and one time it went and bit her
So she tied it to a wooden post and kicked it in the Sh1 tter

[RollsRoyce]

Hey Owl, I heard a variation on that. It went:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a three post fence
And kicked its' little.... well, you can guess the rest.

[smasha]

HAHA Gold.

Primus - My Name Is Mud would be appropriate.

[Owl]

Hey Owl, I heard a variation on that. It went:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a three post fence
And kicked its' little.... well, you can guess the rest.

I quoted that one once somewhere else and got in trouble, Its from the monty python paper book, (five bar gate by the way lol)

[dwaino]

What about this little Dead Kennedys number:

Ralphy Carr
Ralphy Carr
Ralphy Carr
Eff off

[DCrane]

And kicked its' little.... well, you can guess the rest.

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