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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: one-eyed on June 25, 2014, 01:19:53 PM
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Richmond Players Day
Sunday 29 June
SUPPORT:
RICHMOND PLAYERS DAY
TICKET PRICES
DATE SHOW TICKET DINNER & SHOW
Sun 29 Jun $30.00 $45.00
The Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day is back again this year, with some of the best local comedians banding together for an afternoon of laughs.
There'll also be appearances from the entire Tigers outfit, as well as past players and legends of the club. There's also a series of auctions taking place throughout the afternoon, including signed jerseys.
Doors open with $15 Meals available from 1pm.
Show starts at 2pm.
"THIS IS A NO FREE LIST SHOW"
DINNER FROM 1 PM! SHOW STARTS AT 2 PM!
Buy tickets here: http://thecomicslounge.com.au/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=VMeTicketFlyPage.tpl&product_id=1009&category_id=6&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=56&Itemid=56
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So many lines here I don't know where to start ;D
I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.
I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '
Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '
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Good luck with that
another attempt at trying to squeeze money out of us members
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Dear god
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So many lines here I don't know where to start ;D
I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.
I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '
Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '
Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events. As you have said Dice, there are so many things that are comical with RFC at the moment.
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So many lines here I don't know where to start ;D
I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.
I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '
Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '
Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.
This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.
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So many lines here I don't know where to start ;D
I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.
I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '
Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '
Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.
This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.
Where does the money go?
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So many lines here I don't know where to start ;D
I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.
I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '
Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '
Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.
This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.
Where does the money go?
I assume to the players, not entirely sure.
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So many lines here I don't know where to start ;D
I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.
I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '
Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '
Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.
This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.
Where does the money go?
I assume to the players, not entirely sure.
Might pay to find out.
If a group of highly paid employees are using their connection with the club to tap into the fundraising well of members and supporters to pay for their social activities then I reckon the club should be interested in that.
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So many lines here I don't know where to start ;D
I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.
I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '
Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '
Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.
This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.
Where does the money go?
I assume to the players, not entirely sure.
As a long time supporter of the club, to be brutally honest, RFC_Official that's not very assuring. The club is equal last on the ladder at 3-10. Skills are generally poor, the players turn over the ball under pressure and the club has allowed players to hold a comedy night so they can make a bit of extra coin for themselves?
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WGAF season is done. They did it last year with top 4 on the line :shh
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Q - What's got 44 arms and 44 legs and stinks like crap.
A - The Richmond senior team
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Q - What's more useless than an ashtray on a motorbike ?
A - Damien Hardwick's gameplan
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Did you hear the one about the Richmond Football club expecting to be pushing for a top four spot in 2014 ?
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How many good Richmond players does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Haha ! gotcha ! trick question !! Richmond have no good players.
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We see enough of their clown act on game day
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What goes black , yellow , black , yellow , black , yellow PLOP !
Richmond tumbling to the bottom of the AFL ladder.....skata style.
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If you turn down the volume on the Tv while we're playing and turn on the benny Hill music, it makes for great comedy capers
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What goes black , yellow , black , yellow , black , yellow PLOP !
Richmond tumbling to the bottom of the AFL ladder.....skata style.
Well done Dice. :thumbsup
Very Funny stuff. :clapping
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As a long time supporter of the club, to be brutally honest, RFC_Official that's not very assuring. The club is equal last on the ladder at 3-10. Skills are generally poor, the players turn over the ball under pressure and the club has allowed players to hold a comedy night so they can make a bit of extra coin for themselves?
I haven't investigated the issue but I'm sure footy is across it. They got approval to do it last year so I assume again this year, as I said I don't know the ins and outs of it.
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Q - What's the difference between Luis Suarez and The Richmond Football Club ?
A - Luis at least has an appetite for the contest
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If you turn down the volume on the Tv while we're playing and turn on the benny Hill music, it makes for great comedy capers
:thumbsup
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I heard Ron Howard is planning a sequel to his hit movie Cocoon. Filming starts at Punt Rd on draft day.
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I'm opening.
I'll hit the stage dressed like Brandon Ellen, stopping in the crowd and dancing like that degeneres thing. Byo DJ too.
Then I'd have someone throw a footy on stage and I'll poo myself and drop it.
- How do you beat Richmond ? You just stuffen turn up. Lmao.
Only joking.......NOT!!!! but seriously folks, the clubs a joke.
Apparently the possums have even moved to the G. .....but seriously folks,
Dimmer has really got the boys firing at 3 and 10. Gotta b happy with that effort.
Hes gotta be the most popular coach since spud Frawley ......but seriously folks.....
"We have an abundance of experienced players on the list. Take Shaun Grigg.........please.....
Jack told me, before the gig, he wanted to go places he's never been. I said " why don't you try The gym."
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Nice gags Brackets. ;D
First final series in 12 years lost to 9th place but wait.......
We aligned our reserves to our seniors at Punt Rd, guess what now our reserves opponents get 10 goal run ons too but wait.....
Benny says we don't need to overhaul our footy dept but wait...
Hartley has done a great job....
But wait we gave up pick 28 for Hampson who can't take a mark but wait...
We have given up on development that's why we don't name kids.
Oh the humanity. :help
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I'm opening.
I'll hit the stage dressed like Brandon Ellen, stopping in the crowd and dancing like that degeneres thing. Byo DJ too.
Then I'd have someone throw a footy on stage and I'll poo myself and drop it.
- How do you beat Richmond ? You just stuffen turn up. Lmao.
Only joking.......NOT!!!! but seriously folks, the clubs a joke.
Apparently the possums have even moved to the G. .....but seriously folks,
Dimmer has really got the boys firing at 3 and 10. Gotta b happy with that effort.
Hes gotta be the most popular coach since spud Frawley ......but seriously folks.....
"We have an abundance of experienced players on the list. Take Shaun Grigg.........please.....
Jack told me, before the gig, he wanted to go places he's never been. I said " why don't you try The gym."
:lol
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LMAO Froars and Fist man ;D
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What about Chris Newman.
I'm not saying he's old but
He's the new poster boy for metamucil,FFS!
*Looking at Chris*
"CHRIS.I SPOKE TO THE FAMILY TODAY!!!
YOU'RE DOING WELL!!"
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:lol :clapping :thatsgold
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Hi I'm Chris Newman I'm 60 and I have my own global warming system.
My left leg suffers from El Nino my right leg from La Nina but don't ask me about the puffing and blowing coming from my rectum, my doctor thinks its a hurricane Dan Richardson told me its my next RFC contract.
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What goes black, Yellow, Red, black, Yellow, Red, black, Yellow, Red ?
Concas arse as he gets stuffed on the run
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What iS 3-0-75?
A postcode boom tish
Loserville
Boom tish boom
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3 years.
0 Members.
75K in debt.
Yeh look, the jokes are better than last year, although it doesn't show in the audience, they're a lot funnier than last year.....and that's just where we are as a club
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Funnily enough, the players are better at standing up on a stage than on a football field......although it's a line all decision which makes me laugh harder.
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and that's important to us.....
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I'm opening.
I'll hit the stage dressed like Brandon Ellen, stopping in the crowd and dancing like that degeneres thing. Byo DJ too.
Then I'd have someone throw a footy on stage and I'll poo myself and drop it.
- How do you beat Richmond ? You just stuffen turn up. Lmao.
Only joking.......NOT!!!! but seriously folks, the clubs a joke.
Apparently the possums have even moved to the G. .....but seriously folks,
Dimmer has really got the boys firing at 3 and 10. Gotta b happy with that effort.
Hes gotta be the most popular coach since spud Frawley ......but seriously folks.....
"We have an abundance of experienced players on the list. Take Shaun Grigg.........please.....
Jack told me, before the gig, he wanted to go places he's never been. I said " why don't you try The gym."
But seriously folks ! LMAO ;D
Working beautifully boys. Keep 'em coming. I can't get much lamer but I'll try.
Q -What's the difference between 'pin the tail on the donkey' and Richmond's recruiting policy ?
A - Eff all !
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Dice in rare form here!! :lol :lol :bow
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Dice is on a roll........... :o
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:lol :lol
Even better Brackets!! :clapping
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I was chatting to Dimmer before the gig and asked him to recite the alphabet.
He said, "A".........................2,3,4,5,.........
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thats a plan B reference, u dumb idiots^ ;D
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Q: What have Richmond & John Lennon got in common?
A: They've both been shot since 1980.
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Womens rights
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I know it was asked and we didn't really get a definitive answer
But just read on Twitter that proceeds from today's function went to the Club's charity partner "The Alannah and Madeline Foundation
From Twitter:
@DameTassiemum: A huge thank you to @ShaunGrigg6 who arranged the fantastic @Richmond_FC Comedy Day held today aiding @alannahmadeline Best fun afternoon!
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Apparently there will be special edition player guernseys available for sale on the day, $200 unsigned or $100 signed
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3 years.
0 Members.
75K in debt.
Yeh look, the jokes are better than last year, although it doesn't show in the audience, they're a lot funnier than last year.....and that's just where we are as a club
3 was 3 finals...
Whoops
I'm cconfident houli grigg Chaplin hampson aedwards will get us there dimma
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Was a great day
Great fun
They raised plenty of money
Comedians were extremely good
Jake King had plenty to say
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From Twitter:
@DameTassiemum: A huge thank you to @ShaunGrigg6 who arranged the fantastic @Richmond_FC Comedy Day held today aiding @alannahmadeline Best fun afternoon!
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Duds always do nice things off field
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Apparently there will be special edition player guernseys available for sale on the day, $200 unsigned or $100 signed
Haha
The special jumpers actually got $1050 and $1000 each
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Credit where it is due
Fantastic run day by the players for a great cause
Funny as
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wtf have they got to laugh about?
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wtf have they got to laugh about?
there performances and the contracts that they have been given by Richmond management ;D
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From Twitter:
@DameTassiemum: A huge thank you to @ShaunGrigg6 who arranged the fantastic @Richmond_FC Comedy Day held today aiding @alannahmadeline Best fun afternoon!
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Duds always do nice things off field
Ain't it the truth
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Nice to hear, kudos to the players.