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Title: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: one-eyed on June 25, 2014, 01:19:53 PM
Richmond Players Day
Sunday 29 June
SUPPORT:
RICHMOND PLAYERS DAY
 
TICKET PRICES
DATE    SHOW TICKET    DINNER & SHOW
Sun 29 Jun      $30.00                $45.00

     
The Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day is back again this year, with some of the best local comedians banding together for an afternoon of laughs.

There'll also be appearances from the entire Tigers outfit, as well as past players and legends of the club. There's also a series of auctions taking place throughout the afternoon, including signed jerseys.

Doors open with $15 Meals available from 1pm.
Show starts at 2pm.

"THIS IS A NO FREE LIST SHOW"

DINNER FROM 1 PM! SHOW STARTS AT 2 PM!

Buy tickets here: http://thecomicslounge.com.au/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=VMeTicketFlyPage.tpl&product_id=1009&category_id=6&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=56&Itemid=56
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Dice on June 25, 2014, 01:24:10 PM
So many lines here I don't know where to start  ;D

I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.

I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '

Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Francois Jackson on June 25, 2014, 01:27:45 PM
Good luck with that

another attempt at trying to squeeze money out of us members

Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Judge Roughneck on June 25, 2014, 01:35:48 PM
Dear god
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: lamington on June 25, 2014, 01:42:03 PM
So many lines here I don't know where to start  ;D

I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.

I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '

Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '

Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events. As you have said Dice, there are so many things that are comical with RFC at the moment.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: RFC_Official on June 25, 2014, 01:44:23 PM
So many lines here I don't know where to start  ;D

I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.

I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '

Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '

Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.

This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: The Big Richo on June 25, 2014, 01:48:39 PM
So many lines here I don't know where to start  ;D

I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.

I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '

Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '

Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.

This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.

Where does the money go?

Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: RFC_Official on June 25, 2014, 01:51:58 PM
So many lines here I don't know where to start  ;D

I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.

I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '

Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '

Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.

This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.

Where does the money go?

I assume to the players, not entirely sure.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: The Big Richo on June 25, 2014, 01:59:19 PM
So many lines here I don't know where to start  ;D

I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.

I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '

Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '

Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.

This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.

Where does the money go?

I assume to the players, not entirely sure.

Might pay to find out.

If a group of highly paid employees are using their connection with the club to tap into the fundraising well of members and supporters to pay for their social activities then I reckon the club should be interested in that.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: lamington on June 25, 2014, 02:00:59 PM
So many lines here I don't know where to start  ;D

I thought we already had the annual comedy day ? Saturday May 17th at the MCG against Melbourne.

I believe Blair Hartley will be performing too. He's gonna walk out on stage and say ' Pick 28 - Shaun Hampson '

Ty Vickery will be there. He's gonna get up on stage and say ' I'm a footballer '

Their PR team needs to reconsider these social events.

This is not an official club event, players doing it themselves as they did last year.

Where does the money go?

I assume to the players, not entirely sure.

As a long time supporter of the club, to be brutally honest, RFC_Official that's not very assuring. The club is equal last on the ladder at 3-10. Skills are generally poor, the players turn over the ball under pressure and the club has allowed players to hold a comedy night so they can make a bit of extra coin for themselves?
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: tigs2011 on June 25, 2014, 02:39:39 PM
WGAF season is done. They did it last year with top 4 on the line  :shh
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Dice on June 25, 2014, 02:59:46 PM
Q - What's got 44 arms and 44 legs and stinks like crap.
A - The Richmond senior team


Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Dice on June 25, 2014, 03:01:33 PM
Q - What's more useless than an ashtray on a motorbike ?
A - Damien Hardwick's gameplan
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Dice on June 25, 2014, 03:03:26 PM
Did you hear the one about the Richmond Football club expecting to be pushing for a top four spot in 2014 ?

Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Dice on June 25, 2014, 03:06:34 PM
How many good Richmond players does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Haha ! gotcha ! trick question !! Richmond have no good players.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: froars on June 25, 2014, 03:08:59 PM
We see enough of their clown act on game day
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Dice on June 25, 2014, 04:20:05 PM
What goes black , yellow , black , yellow , black , yellow PLOP !
Richmond tumbling to the bottom of the AFL ladder.....skata style.

Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: tony_montana on June 25, 2014, 04:27:42 PM
If you turn down the volume on the Tv while we're playing and turn on the benny Hill music, it makes for great comedy capers
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Tigeritis™ฉฎ on June 25, 2014, 04:32:00 PM
What goes black , yellow , black , yellow , black , yellow PLOP !
Richmond tumbling to the bottom of the AFL ladder.....skata style.
Well done Dice.  :thumbsup
Very Funny stuff.  :clapping
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: RFC_Official on June 25, 2014, 04:37:12 PM
As a long time supporter of the club, to be brutally honest, RFC_Official that's not very assuring. The club is equal last on the ladder at 3-10. Skills are generally poor, the players turn over the ball under pressure and the club has allowed players to hold a comedy night so they can make a bit of extra coin for themselves?

I haven't investigated the issue but I'm sure footy is across it. They got approval to do it last year so I assume again this year, as I said I don't know the ins and outs of it.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Dice on June 25, 2014, 04:41:15 PM
Q - What's the difference between Luis Suarez and The Richmond Football Club ?
A - Luis at least has an appetite for the contest
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: froars on June 25, 2014, 04:45:52 PM
If you turn down the volume on the Tv while we're playing and turn on the benny Hill music, it makes for great comedy capers
:thumbsup
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Dice on June 25, 2014, 04:46:26 PM
I heard Ron Howard is planning a sequel to his hit movie Cocoon. Filming starts at Punt Rd on draft day.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 25, 2014, 04:50:15 PM
I'm opening.
I'll hit the stage dressed like Brandon Ellen, stopping in the crowd and dancing like that degeneres thing. Byo DJ too.
Then I'd have someone throw a footy on stage and I'll poo myself and drop it.


- How do you beat Richmond ? You just stuffen turn up. Lmao.
Only joking.......NOT!!!! but seriously folks, the clubs a joke.
Apparently the possums have even moved to the G. .....but seriously folks,
Dimmer has really got the boys firing at 3 and 10. Gotta b happy with that effort.
Hes gotta be the most popular coach since spud Frawley ......but seriously folks.....

"We have an abundance of experienced players on the list. Take Shaun Grigg.........please.....

Jack told me, before the gig, he wanted to go places he's never been. I said " why don't you try The gym."

Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on June 25, 2014, 04:58:08 PM
Nice gags Brackets. ;D

First final series in 12 years lost to 9th place but wait.......
We aligned our reserves to our seniors at Punt Rd, guess what now our reserves opponents get 10 goal run ons too but wait.....
Benny says we don't need to overhaul our footy dept but wait...
Hartley has done a great job....
But wait we gave up pick 28 for Hampson who can't take a mark but wait...
We have given up on development that's why we don't name kids.

Oh the humanity. :help
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: froars on June 25, 2014, 05:01:54 PM
I'm opening.
I'll hit the stage dressed like Brandon Ellen, stopping in the crowd and dancing like that degeneres thing. Byo DJ too.
Then I'd have someone throw a footy on stage and I'll poo myself and drop it.


- How do you beat Richmond ? You just stuffen turn up. Lmao.
Only joking.......NOT!!!! but seriously folks, the clubs a joke.
Apparently the possums have even moved to the G. .....but seriously folks,
Dimmer has really got the boys firing at 3 and 10. Gotta b happy with that effort.
Hes gotta be the most popular coach since spud Frawley ......but seriously folks.....

"We have an abundance of experienced players on the list. Take Shaun Grigg.........please.....

Jack told me, before the gig, he wanted to go places he's never been. I said " why don't you try The gym."

 :lol
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 25, 2014, 05:10:56 PM
LMAO Froars and Fist man ;D
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 25, 2014, 05:16:10 PM
What about Chris Newman.
I'm not saying he's old but
He's the new poster boy for metamucil,FFS!

*Looking at Chris*
"CHRIS.I SPOKE TO THE FAMILY TODAY!!!
YOU'RE DOING WELL!!"

Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: tony_montana on June 25, 2014, 05:22:37 PM
 :lol :clapping  :thatsgold
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on June 25, 2014, 05:26:06 PM
Hi I'm Chris Newman I'm 60 and I have my own global warming system.
My left leg suffers from El Nino my right leg from La Nina but don't ask me about the puffing and blowing coming from my rectum, my doctor thinks its a hurricane Dan Richardson told me its my next RFC contract.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 25, 2014, 05:35:27 PM
What goes black, Yellow, Red, black, Yellow, Red, black, Yellow, Red ?

Concas arse as he gets stuffed on the run
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: yellowandback on June 25, 2014, 06:55:30 PM
What iS 3-0-75?

A postcode boom tish

Loserville

Boom tish boom
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 25, 2014, 07:01:10 PM
3 years.
0 Members.
75K in debt.

Yeh look, the jokes are better than last year, although it doesn't show in the audience, they're a lot funnier than last year.....and that's just where we are as a club
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: yellowandback on June 25, 2014, 07:05:33 PM
Funnily enough, the players are better at standing up on a stage than on a football field......although it's a line all decision which makes me laugh harder.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 25, 2014, 07:19:51 PM
and that's important to us.....
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Dice on June 25, 2014, 07:49:35 PM
I'm opening.
I'll hit the stage dressed like Brandon Ellen, stopping in the crowd and dancing like that degeneres thing. Byo DJ too.
Then I'd have someone throw a footy on stage and I'll poo myself and drop it.


- How do you beat Richmond ? You just stuffen turn up. Lmao.
Only joking.......NOT!!!! but seriously folks, the clubs a joke.
Apparently the possums have even moved to the G. .....but seriously folks,
Dimmer has really got the boys firing at 3 and 10. Gotta b happy with that effort.
Hes gotta be the most popular coach since spud Frawley ......but seriously folks.....

"We have an abundance of experienced players on the list. Take Shaun Grigg.........please.....

Jack told me, before the gig, he wanted to go places he's never been. I said " why don't you try The gym."

But seriously folks !  LMAO ;D

Working beautifully boys. Keep 'em coming. I can't get much lamer but I'll try.

Q -What's the difference between 'pin the tail on the donkey' and Richmond's recruiting policy ?
A - Eff all !
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Smokey on June 25, 2014, 08:15:28 PM
Dice in rare form here!!   :lol :lol :bow
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 25, 2014, 08:17:03 PM
Dice is on a roll........... :o
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Smokey on June 25, 2014, 08:21:17 PM
 :lol :lol

Even better Brackets!!   :clapping
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 25, 2014, 08:24:46 PM
I was chatting to Dimmer before the gig and asked him to recite the alphabet.

He said, "A".........................2,3,4,5,.........
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 25, 2014, 08:33:53 PM
thats a plan B reference, u dumb idiots^ ;D
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Diocletian on June 25, 2014, 09:33:51 PM
Q: What have Richmond & John Lennon got in common?

A: They've both been shot since 1980.
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Yeahright on June 25, 2014, 10:25:12 PM
Womens rights
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: WilliamPowell on June 29, 2014, 08:39:12 PM
I know it was asked and we didn't really get a definitive answer

But just read on Twitter that proceeds from today's function went to the Club's charity partner "The Alannah and Madeline Foundation

From Twitter:

@DameTassiemum: A huge thank you to @ShaunGrigg6 who arranged the fantastic @Richmond_FC Comedy Day held today aiding @alannahmadeline  Best fun afternoon!
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Chuck17 on June 29, 2014, 09:05:08 PM
Apparently there will be special edition player guernseys available for sale on the day, $200 unsigned or $100 signed
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Judge Roughneck on June 29, 2014, 09:22:16 PM
3 years.
0 Members.
75K in debt.

Yeh look, the jokes are better than last year, although it doesn't show in the audience, they're a lot funnier than last year.....and that's just where we are as a club

3 was 3 finals...

Whoops

I'm cconfident houli grigg Chaplin hampson aedwards will get us there dimma
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Jackstar is back!!! on June 29, 2014, 09:38:23 PM
Was a great day
Great fun
They raised plenty of money
Comedians were extremely good
Jake King had plenty to say
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 29, 2014, 09:40:59 PM


From Twitter:

@DameTassiemum: A huge thank you to @ShaunGrigg6 who arranged the fantastic @Richmond_FC Comedy Day held today aiding @alannahmadeline  Best fun afternoon!
.

Duds always do nice things off field
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Jackstar is back!!! on June 29, 2014, 09:41:28 PM
Apparently there will be special edition player guernseys available for sale on the day, $200 unsigned or $100 signed

Haha
The special jumpers actually got $1050 and $1000 each
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Jackstar is back!!! on June 29, 2014, 09:43:28 PM
Credit where it is due
Fantastic run day by the players for a great cause
Funny as
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: (•))(ฉ™ on June 29, 2014, 09:46:55 PM
wtf have they got to laugh about?
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Rampstar on June 29, 2014, 09:52:32 PM
wtf have they got to laugh about?

there performances and the contracts that they have been given by Richmond management  ;D
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: Judge Roughneck on June 29, 2014, 09:59:04 PM


From Twitter:

@DameTassiemum: A huge thank you to @ShaunGrigg6 who arranged the fantastic @Richmond_FC Comedy Day held today aiding @alannahmadeline  Best fun afternoon!
.

Duds always do nice things off field

Ain't it the truth
Title: Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
Post by: The Big Richo on June 29, 2014, 11:32:45 PM
Nice to hear, kudos to the players.