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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2014, 05:35:27 PM »
What goes black, Yellow, Red, black, Yellow, Red, black, Yellow, Red ?

Concas arse as he gets stuffed on the run
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2014, 06:55:30 PM »
What iS 3-0-75?

A postcode boom tish

Loserville

Boom tish boom
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"I discussed (it) with my three daughters, my wife and my 82-year-old mum, because it has really affected me … If those comments … were made about one of my daughters, it would make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. I would not have liked it at all.”

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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2014, 07:01:10 PM »
3 years.
0 Members.
75K in debt.

Yeh look, the jokes are better than last year, although it doesn't show in the audience, they're a lot funnier than last year.....and that's just where we are as a club
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2014, 07:05:33 PM »
Funnily enough, the players are better at standing up on a stage than on a football field......although it's a line all decision which makes me laugh harder.
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"I discussed (it) with my three daughters, my wife and my 82-year-old mum, because it has really affected me … If those comments … were made about one of my daughters, it would make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. I would not have liked it at all.”

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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2014, 07:19:51 PM »
and that's important to us.....
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2014, 07:49:35 PM »
Quote from: (•))(©™ on June 25, 2014, 04:50:15 PM
I'm opening.
I'll hit the stage dressed like Brandon Ellen, stopping in the crowd and dancing like that degeneres thing. Byo DJ too.
Then I'd have someone throw a footy on stage and I'll poo myself and drop it.


- How do you beat Richmond ? You just stuffen turn up. Lmao.
Only joking.......NOT!!!! but seriously folks, the clubs a joke.
Apparently the possums have even moved to the G. .....but seriously folks,
Dimmer has really got the boys firing at 3 and 10. Gotta b happy with that effort.
Hes gotta be the most popular coach since spud Frawley ......but seriously folks.....

"We have an abundance of experienced players on the list. Take Shaun Grigg.........please.....

Jack told me, before the gig, he wanted to go places he's never been. I said " why don't you try The gym."

But seriously folks !  LMAO ;D

Working beautifully boys. Keep 'em coming. I can't get much lamer but I'll try.

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A - Eff all !
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2014, 08:15:28 PM »
Dice in rare form here!!   :lol :lol :bow
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2014, 08:17:03 PM »
Dice is on a roll........... :o
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2014, 08:21:17 PM »
 :lol :lol

Even better Brackets!!   :clapping
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2014, 08:24:46 PM »
I was chatting to Dimmer before the gig and asked him to recite the alphabet.

He said, "A".........................2,3,4,5,.........
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2014, 08:33:53 PM »
thats a plan B reference, u dumb idiots^ ;D
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2014, 09:33:51 PM »
Q: What have Richmond & John Lennon got in common?

A: They've both been shot since 1980.
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2014, 10:25:12 PM »
Womens rights
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2014, 08:39:12 PM »
I know it was asked and we didn't really get a definitive answer

But just read on Twitter that proceeds from today's function went to the Club's charity partner "The Alannah and Madeline Foundation

From Twitter:

@DameTassiemum: A huge thank you to @ShaunGrigg6 who arranged the fantastic @Richmond_FC Comedy Day held today aiding @alannahmadeline  Best fun afternoon!
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Re: Richmond Tigers annual Players Comedy Day - June 29
« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2014, 09:05:08 PM »
Apparently there will be special edition player guernseys available for sale on the day, $200 unsigned or $100 signed
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