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Title: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: one-eyed on August 29, 2016, 08:21:04 PM: Richmond fan and SEN caller Mario from Doncaster’s hilarious meltdown over massive loss to Sydney Swans:

SEN/Foxsports
29 August 2016

RICHMOND has once again broken the talkback radio caller who microwaved his membership.

‘Mario from Doncaster’, who famously said he would melt his cards after a heartbreaking loss for his beloved club, called SEN’s The Run Home on Monday afternoon.

It seemed that Mario was quite unhappy with Richmond’s 113-point loss to the Swans — Sydney’s ninth-biggest win in VFL/AFL history, and a game that had the eighth-biggest margin at three-quarter-time in league history (123 points).

“When President Kennedy was assassinated, Jackie’s favourite pink dress — the Chanel dress — was covered in blood,” he began.

“She refused to take it off that day because she wanted America to see what they had done to her husband in Dallas.”

Mario continued to the uproarious laughter of hosts Daniel Harford and Mark Allen.

“When Richmond was down by 130 points — no, listen — I vomited all over myself,” he claimed.

“And I haven’t taken it off. And I’ve been walking around the petrol station, I slept and — no, listen! Listen! Listen!

“I’ve walked around all day, I... I want everyone to see — stop it! — I want everyone to see what Richmond has done to me!”

He then hung up.

AUDIO: https://audioboom.com/boos/4985668-mario-from-doncaster-it-s-been-a-long-year

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/richmond-fan-and-sen-caller-mario-from-doncasters-hilarious-meltdown-over-massive-loss-to-sydney-swans/news-story/8a13a7a2d22542ffd289faaa269a2024
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Damo on August 29, 2016, 08:25:49 PM: Lol

Just heard this

Let's guess who it is
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Raoul Duke on August 29, 2016, 08:27:06 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Diocletian on August 29, 2016, 08:33:59 PM: More like Mario from the MCC.... :shh
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Tigeritis™©® on August 29, 2016, 09:08:41 PM: Quote from: Damo on August 29, 2016, 08:25:49 PM
Lol

Just heard this

Let's guess who it is
:lol :lol :lol
Hilarious. I've got no doubt it's the Hellenic Tiger, the great Tuckerbag himself Don Fistiki. :clapping
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: 🏅Dooks on August 29, 2016, 09:17:04 PM: Quote from: Tigeritis™©® on August 29, 2016, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: Damo on August 29, 2016, 08:25:49 PM
Lol

Just heard this

Let's guess who it is
:lol :lol :lol
Hilarious. I've got no doubt it's the Hellenic Tiger, the great Tuckerbag himself Don Fistiki. :clapping

Yep :clapping
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Diocletian on August 29, 2016, 09:20:52 PM: Nope.
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Stalin on August 29, 2016, 09:22:53 PM: Mick molloy is great
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Owl on August 29, 2016, 09:48:04 PM: Oh stuff me that is hilarious LOL
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: TigerMonk on August 29, 2016, 10:49:38 PM: Quote from: Stalin on August 29, 2016, 09:22:53 PM
Mick molloy is great

:lol
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Diocletian on August 29, 2016, 10:55:50 PM: It's the same Melbourne troll who was behind the infamous "microwave" hoax....
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: WilliamPowell on August 30, 2016, 06:21:43 AM: Quote from: Tigeritis™©® on August 29, 2016, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: Damo on August 29, 2016, 08:25:49 PM
Lol

Just heard this

Let's guess who it is
:lol :lol :lol
Hilarious. I've got no doubt it's the Hellenic Tiger, the great Tuckerbag himself Don Fistiki. :clapping

Nope
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: 🏅Dooks on August 30, 2016, 07:48:27 AM: Quote from: WilliamPowell on August 30, 2016, 06:21:43 AM
Quote from: Tigeritis™©® on August 29, 2016, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: Damo on August 29, 2016, 08:25:49 PM
Lol

Just heard this

Let's guess who it is
:lol :lol :lol
Hilarious. I've got no doubt it's the Hellenic Tiger, the great Tuckerbag himself Don Fistiki. :clapping

Nope

Who then?
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: YellowandBlackBlood on August 30, 2016, 10:46:47 AM: Quote from: Dooks on August 30, 2016, 07:48:27 AM
Quote from: WilliamPowell on August 30, 2016, 06:21:43 AM
Quote from: Tigeritis™©® on August 29, 2016, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: Damo on August 29, 2016, 08:25:49 PM
Lol

Just heard this

Let's guess who it is
:lol :lol :lol
Hilarious. I've got no doubt it's the Hellenic Tiger, the great Tuckerbag himself Don Fistiki. :clapping

Nope

Who then?
It's not Don . He has way too much class and intellect to do that.
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: (•))(©™ on August 30, 2016, 11:50:27 AM: Sorry but that's not really funny
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Stalin on August 30, 2016, 01:06:27 PM: Quote from: TigerMonk on August 29, 2016, 10:49:38 PM
Quote from: Stalin on August 29, 2016, 09:22:53 PM
Mick molloy is great

:lol

Mickeys got more idea than most
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: WilliamPowell on August 30, 2016, 01:16:36 PM: Quote from: YellowandBlackBlood on August 30, 2016, 10:46:47 AM
Quote from: Dooks on August 30, 2016, 07:48:27 AM
Quote from: WilliamPowell on August 30, 2016, 06:21:43 AM
Quote from: Tigeritis™©® on August 29, 2016, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: Damo on August 29, 2016, 08:25:49 PM
Lol

Just heard this

Let's guess who it is
:lol :lol :lol
Hilarious. I've got no doubt it's the Hellenic Tiger, the great Tuckerbag himself Don Fistiki. :clapping

Nope

Who then?
It's not Don . He has way too much class and intellect to do that.

Exactly :clapping
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Yeahright on August 31, 2016, 11:46:28 AM: Quote from: YellowandBlackBlood on August 30, 2016, 10:46:47 AM
Quote from: Dooks on August 30, 2016, 07:48:27 AM
Quote from: WilliamPowell on August 30, 2016, 06:21:43 AM
Quote from: Tigeritis™©® on August 29, 2016, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: Damo on August 29, 2016, 08:25:49 PM
Lol

Just heard this

Let's guess who it is
:lol :lol :lol
Hilarious. I've got no doubt it's the Hellenic Tiger, the great Tuckerbag himself Don Fistiki. :clapping

Nope

Who then?
It's not Don . He has way too much class and intellect to do that.

The dude fascinated with poo? Yeah a real class act :lol
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Diocletian on August 31, 2016, 11:46:54 AM: plop plop plop
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Penelope on August 31, 2016, 11:50:23 AM: :lol
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Willy on August 31, 2016, 12:36:22 PM: Where is our dear Plopper?
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Tigeritis™©® on August 31, 2016, 05:26:47 PM: Who is Mario?
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Eat_em_Alive on August 31, 2016, 05:44:09 PM: Quote from: Tigeritis™©® on August 31, 2016, 05:26:47 PM
Who is Mario?

A tossed who I suspect is a melbourne supporter
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: TigerLand on August 31, 2016, 08:59:43 PM: Mario isn't real. It's a set up / segment. He was on tonight promoting a 'RFC' cock pump he's posted on ebay which is signed by KB.

Still the JFK vomit gear was very funny.
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Penelope on August 31, 2016, 10:26:01 PM: LMFAO
where's the link i want that cock pump
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: YellowandBlackBlood on August 31, 2016, 10:42:40 PM: Quote from: Penelope on August 31, 2016, 10:26:01 PM
LMFAO
where's the link i want that cock pump
Why do you need it? :huh
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Penelope on August 31, 2016, 10:46:39 PM: i said want, not need
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Eat_em_Alive on August 31, 2016, 11:30:15 PM: Not sure if intended for scalp
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Yeahright on August 31, 2016, 11:48:29 PM: Quote from: Penelope on August 31, 2016, 10:46:39 PM
i said want, not need

I can vouch for this
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: Owl on September 01, 2016, 10:08:34 AM: I am wearing mine right now
Title: Re: Mario from Doncaster's meltdown over massive loss to Swans (SEN/Foxsports)
Post by: 🏅Dooks on September 01, 2016, 03:58:35 PM: I got myself the Beserker model about 3 months ago. Haven't looked back and great for toning the triceps too.