Richmond fan and SEN caller Mario from Doncaster’s hilarious meltdown over massive loss to Sydney Swans:
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29 August 2016RICHMOND has once again broken the talkback radio caller who microwaved his membership.
‘Mario from Doncaster’, who famously said he would melt his cards after a heartbreaking loss for his beloved club, called SEN’s The Run Home on Monday afternoon.
It seemed that Mario was quite unhappy with Richmond’s 113-point loss to the Swans — Sydney’s ninth-biggest win in VFL/AFL history, and a game that had the eighth-biggest margin at three-quarter-time in league history (123 points).
“When President Kennedy was assassinated, Jackie’s favourite pink dress — the Chanel dress — was covered in blood,” he began.
“She refused to take it off that day because she wanted America to see what they had done to her husband in Dallas.”
Mario continued to the uproarious laughter of hosts Daniel Harford and Mark Allen.
“When Richmond was down by 130 points — no, listen — I vomited all over myself,” he claimed.
“And I haven’t taken it off. And I’ve been walking around the petrol station, I slept and — no, listen! Listen! Listen!
“I’ve walked around all day, I... I want everyone to see — stop it! — I want everyone to see what Richmond has done to me!”
He then hung up.
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