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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: YellowandBlackBlood on October 02, 2017, 07:19:20 AM

Title: Belieficillin+ Pressuricin = cure for Tigeritis
Post by: YellowandBlackBlood on October 02, 2017, 07:19:20 AM

Deep in the bowels of Punt Road around November 2016, scientists recently appointed by the RFC named Dr Caracella and Dr Leppitch began to help a confused Professor Hardwick. They cunningly combined two ingredients that had been rarely seen down at the club. Under the watchful eye of Chancellor Neil Balme, they thought they may have come up with a cure to one of the most difficult conditions to treat ever seen to mankind. That condition was Tigeritis.

To be published in the New England Journal of Football, they found that by combining belieficillin and an extreme form of pressuricin they were had an initial cure rate of 15 out of 22 or 68%. After they tinkered with the formula by pumping up both ingredients, they treated the sickest 3 and cured 100% of them.

Now they may be nominated for a Nobel Prize.


Tigeritis is no more.



Ps. Someone needs to find a new Username.  :shh

Title: Re: Belieficillin+ Pressuricin = cure for Tigeritis
Post by: Tigeritis™©® on October 02, 2017, 07:53:26 AM

 :lol :clapping

Excellent post YBB.

I will take suggestions on a new name.

Title: Re: Belieficillin+ Pressuricin = cure for Tigeritis
Post by: 1965 on October 02, 2017, 08:19:53 AM

Quote from: Tigeritis™©® on October 02, 2017, 07:53:26 AM

:lol :clapping

Excellent post YBB.

I will take suggestions on a new name.

Can you consider a new avatar at the same time?


 :cheers

Title: Re: Belieficillin+ Pressuricin = cure for Tigeritis
Post by: Owl on October 02, 2017, 08:57:41 AM

yeah that bloody avatar puts me off of my dinner every time I see it lol

Title: Re: Belieficillin+ Pressuricin = cure for Tigeritis
Post by: (•))(©™ on October 02, 2017, 10:06:25 AM

See Balmey lurking in the background?

True champion and reason we are here 👏👏👏👏👏

Forget dimmers coaching.
He had 7 years under himself and It accumulated by finishing 13 th

He was just deluded saying we would "win" a final befire he knew of the changes coming.

Peg and Ben should feel massive relief.
They dodged a bullet too but ever so wonderfully.

Title: Re: Belieficillin+ Pressuricin = cure for Tigeritis
Post by: Dougeytherichmondfan on October 02, 2017, 12:10:40 PM

Quote from: (•))(©™ on October 02, 2017, 10:06:25 AM

See Balmey lurking in the background?

True champion and reason we are here 👏👏👏👏👏

Forget dimmers coaching.
He had 7 years under himself and It accumulated by finishing 13 th

He was just deluded saying we would "win" a final befire he knew of the changes coming.

Peg and Ben should feel massive relief.
They dodged a bullet too but ever so wonderfully.

Disagree with most of what you've said there but we won so gives a rats.