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Title: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 10, 2006, 02:19:40 PM
Hello one eyed tigers!!!

i am Capt. Revenge.  i attend most home games at the G or the dreaded dome.  What is this place all about?  Who are the big guns in here and who is to be avoided?

I used to hang about in that other place but now i am here!!!

Pleased to meet u all!!
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Bulluss on April 10, 2006, 02:27:12 PM
Welcome Capt Revenge.

Not sure about Big guns but Mighty Tiges and William Powell are the mods here and do a fantastic job.

This is a very friendly forum and there isnt anyone to avoid.

Sure people have differing opinions from time to time but atleast we have the ability to debate them out here and not get banned ;D

Hope you enjoy the site and take part in many conversations.
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Moi on April 10, 2006, 02:38:53 PM
The suck up to list:

Moi  ;D
WP
MT

Avoid list:

MJS
Jackstar

 :rollin
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 10, 2006, 02:40:22 PM
hey mr bull, u look like me!
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Bulluss on April 10, 2006, 03:04:59 PM
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Avoid list:

MJS
Jackstar

LMAO i think MJS avoids being socialable on the net, he isnt afraid of being known amongst the ladies thought at the footy  ;D :shh
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Moi on April 10, 2006, 03:08:38 PM
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Avoid list:

MJS
Jackstar

LMAO i think MJS avoids being socialable on the net, he isnt afraid of being known amongst the ladies thought at the footy  ;D :shh
When he attends a match he goes all right lol
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: mightytiges on April 10, 2006, 03:31:29 PM
Welcome aboard OER Capt. Revenge  :).

What is this place all about?  Good question  ;D. Moi is the psycho-analyst in these parts lol.
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: WilliamPowell on April 10, 2006, 03:49:40 PM
  What is this place all about? 

Welcome Capt Revenge

In answer to your question after all this time I have absolutely no idea ;D
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 10, 2006, 04:20:16 PM
well no one seems to know, or at least they aint willing to say, what this place is about!!!

i shall make it my mission to find out, or get banned trying!
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 10, 2006, 04:28:58 PM
good lordy almighty, just checked baggygreen and the banglas are 6-413.  will this put them above the proteas in the test rankings?

does anyone know anything in here about pruning roses?

whats a good rate for using a laundromat washing machine?

is it safe these days to move a fridge on its side?

i need to know all this and more1
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 10, 2006, 04:59:55 PM
warney injured, magilla has 6!  the tigers on top tho'.  go the tigers, oops!  wrong tigers!
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 10, 2006, 05:19:07 PM
magilla has 7, banglas 9 for!
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 10, 2006, 05:28:29 PM
banglas all out for 427!  magilla snags 8.
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Jackstar on April 10, 2006, 06:23:11 PM
The suck up to list:

Moi  ;D
WP
MT

Avoid list:

MJS
Jackstar

 :rollin

I will remember that ;)
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: mjs on April 10, 2006, 08:16:47 PM
Yes I will rember that too moi  :scream

Captain - pruning roses, laundry and moving fridges are all the responsibility of the lady of the house.

regards
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 10, 2006, 09:20:37 PM
Yes I will rember that too moi  :scream

Captain - pruning roses, laundry and moving fridges are all the responsibility of the lady of the house.

regards

she's pretty handy at moving fridges, but the rest is up to me my friend.
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: julzqld on April 10, 2006, 09:59:22 PM
I thought MJS was a true gentleman.

As for pruning roses - don't you cut them to about a third of their size?  Re laundry - don't mix whites with colours.  For a laundrymat - $2 should do a load with another $2 for the dryer.  And moving fridges is men's work.
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: mightytiges on April 10, 2006, 10:54:25 PM
banglas all out for 427!  magilla snags 8.

Aussies 6/145 at stumps  :o. Gilly 51 not out providing the only resistance.
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Moi on April 11, 2006, 06:40:05 AM
What is this place all about?  Good question  ;D. Moi is the psycho-analyst in these parts lol.

 ;D

Yes I will rember that too moi  :scream

Oops  :shh

I will remember that ;)

Double oops  :shh :shh

I thought MJS was a true gentleman.

He has his moments  ;)
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: mjs on April 11, 2006, 12:09:14 PM
I think julzqld is a very lovely lady who knows what she's talking about   :bow

I've spoken with my lady and she has given me the following tips.

When pruning roses always wear something warm (you do it in winter) and wear gloves so that you don't get pricked.

You can get a load of washing in one of those places for about $4 and drying is about $1 for 10 minutes - always get the lady who looks after the place to load it for you. Never tip - it's her job.

When your lady moves the fridge she should try to avoid tipping it on its side because oil can leak (not the gas - that's an urban myth) If she has to tip it there's a right and a wrong side to do it on - but she'll know that.

Anything else, feel free to ask. Jackstar is actually good on horse racing and gambling in general. 
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Jackstar on April 11, 2006, 12:34:37 PM


Anything else, feel free to ask. Jackstar is actually good on horse racing and gambling in general. 
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Am also an expert on Roses too.
 Have given heaps of Roses away in the past. A proven method of ""crawling "" ;D
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 11, 2006, 04:11:55 PM
thanks everyone! :cheers
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 11, 2006, 04:49:46 PM
i once knew a rather chipper and dashing fella named 'harry.'  does he still haunt these cyber catacombs?
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Bulluss on April 12, 2006, 07:34:52 PM
He does wander in from time to time.

So tell us Captain, why did you get banned on the other side of the fence.

I am interested  :o
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 12, 2006, 09:10:56 PM
i wasnt banned exactly, more like i am here requesting asylum.
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Moi on April 12, 2006, 09:14:47 PM
i wasnt banned exactly, more like i am here requesting asylum.
You've come to the right place hon, this is an asylum lol
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 12, 2006, 09:18:06 PM
thanks for the warm welcome my friends.
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 13, 2006, 05:34:56 PM
He does wander in from time to time.

So tell us Captain, why did you get banned on the other side of the fence.

I am interested  :o

why u assuming i am a bad boy and got banned?  i might just have drifted thru these halls and decided to take my rest here.
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: General Disregard on April 14, 2006, 04:34:45 PM
There you are Captain, keeping these boys in line are we??

Jolly good show :thumbsup

As you were
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Miss B Haven on April 14, 2006, 04:59:50 PM
I'm here too lol  :rollin
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: General Disregard on April 14, 2006, 05:12:56 PM
Squadron Leader :o :o You had the operation

Nice work old chap :clapping
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 15, 2006, 07:01:22 AM
uh oh, my past is catchin up with me! :cheers
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: General Disregard on April 15, 2006, 10:22:38 AM
Mum's the word Captain ;)
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 16, 2006, 09:44:07 AM
hey general its a bit quiet i :shhn here not like that other unspeakable joint
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: General Disregard on April 16, 2006, 02:12:22 PM
Orders fron HQ Captain....

Voice your opinion Captain...stop

See if jack booted administrators turn up...stop

Conduct secret tests http://www.psychologynet.org/schizaff.html  ...stop

Sound the all clear...stop

Good luck old man
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 22, 2006, 03:37:13 PM
if u order me to land on that beach in turkey, well i am outa here u pommy twit!
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: General Disregard on April 25, 2006, 02:55:33 AM
Not going there especially today

Thanks for the text updates on the Brissy game from command centre :thumbsup
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: tiga on April 25, 2006, 07:38:20 PM
Here's another friendly tip for the Ladies when they're not moving fridges.
When building a timber deck, make sure the grooves are facing down not up as they are not for grip but to channel water and moisture away from the joists.  :thumbsup 
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: General Disregard on April 25, 2006, 09:14:47 PM
Yeah, I would have thought that fairly obvious, and ppl get upset when you point out that it is wrong

Especially after they have paid a couple of grand to have 100M laid :shh
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 29, 2006, 05:00:14 PM
successfully moved the fridge boys!  did it on my own with a minimum of fuss and best of all, the bugger still works!!!!! :cheers
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: General Disregard on April 29, 2006, 07:42:50 PM
Nice going Captain, we are nearly self sufficient now

I miss this icon  :cheers :cheers :cheers :cheers

Hey we beat those nasty blue baggers

Let's have another round

 :cheers :cheers :cheers :cheers :cheers :cheers
Title: Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
Post by: Capt. Revenge on April 29, 2006, 07:54:44 PM
take it easy general, we need u to pass out at the parade, er parade and pass out, um whatever