Author Topic: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty  (Read 10127 times)

Offline Capt. Revenge

  • Future Richmond star
  • **
  • Posts: 83
  • for i was so much older then.............
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2006, 09:20:37 PM »
Yes I will rember that too moi  :scream

Captain - pruning roses, laundry and moving fridges are all the responsibility of the lady of the house.

regards

she's pretty handy at moving fridges, but the rest is up to me my friend.
there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all

Offline julzqld

  • RFC Hall of Fame
  • *****
  • Posts: 3918
  • For We're From Tigerland
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2006, 09:59:22 PM »
I thought MJS was a true gentleman.

As for pruning roses - don't you cut them to about a third of their size?  Re laundry - don't mix whites with colours.  For a laundrymat - $2 should do a load with another $2 for the dryer.  And moving fridges is men's work.

Offline mightytiges

  • RFC Hall of Fame
  • *****
  • Posts: 58594
  • Eat 'Em Alive!
    • oneeyed-richmond.com
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2006, 10:54:25 PM »
banglas all out for 427!  magilla snags 8.

Aussies 6/145 at stumps  :o. Gilly 51 not out providing the only resistance.
All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be - Pink Floyd

Moi

  • Guest
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2006, 06:40:05 AM »
What is this place all about?  Good question  ;D. Moi is the psycho-analyst in these parts lol.

 ;D

Yes I will rember that too moi  :scream

Oops  :shh

I will remember that ;)

Double oops  :shh :shh

I thought MJS was a true gentleman.

He has his moments  ;)

Offline mjs

  • Premiership Captain
  • ****
  • Posts: 497
  • For We're From Tigerland
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2006, 12:09:14 PM »
I think julzqld is a very lovely lady who knows what she's talking about   :bow

I've spoken with my lady and she has given me the following tips.

When pruning roses always wear something warm (you do it in winter) and wear gloves so that you don't get pricked.

You can get a load of washing in one of those places for about $4 and drying is about $1 for 10 minutes - always get the lady who looks after the place to load it for you. Never tip - it's her job.

When your lady moves the fridge she should try to avoid tipping it on its side because oil can leak (not the gas - that's an urban myth) If she has to tip it there's a right and a wrong side to do it on - but she'll know that.

Anything else, feel free to ask. Jackstar is actually good on horse racing and gambling in general. 

Jackstar

  • Guest
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2006, 12:34:37 PM »


Anything else, feel free to ask. Jackstar is actually good on horse racing and gambling in general. 
Quote

Am also an expert on Roses too.
 Have given heaps of Roses away in the past. A proven method of ""crawling "" ;D

Offline Capt. Revenge

  • Future Richmond star
  • **
  • Posts: 83
  • for i was so much older then.............
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2006, 04:11:55 PM »
thanks everyone! :cheers
there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all

Offline Capt. Revenge

  • Future Richmond star
  • **
  • Posts: 83
  • for i was so much older then.............
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2006, 04:49:46 PM »
i once knew a rather chipper and dashing fella named 'harry.'  does he still haunt these cyber catacombs?
there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all

Bulluss

  • Guest
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2006, 07:34:52 PM »
He does wander in from time to time.

So tell us Captain, why did you get banned on the other side of the fence.

I am interested  :o
« Last Edit: April 13, 2006, 08:28:51 AM by TheBull »

Offline Capt. Revenge

  • Future Richmond star
  • **
  • Posts: 83
  • for i was so much older then.............
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2006, 09:10:56 PM »
i wasnt banned exactly, more like i am here requesting asylum.
there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all

Moi

  • Guest
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2006, 09:14:47 PM »
i wasnt banned exactly, more like i am here requesting asylum.
You've come to the right place hon, this is an asylum lol

Offline Capt. Revenge

  • Future Richmond star
  • **
  • Posts: 83
  • for i was so much older then.............
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2006, 09:18:06 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome my friends.
there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all

Offline Capt. Revenge

  • Future Richmond star
  • **
  • Posts: 83
  • for i was so much older then.............
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2006, 05:34:56 PM »
He does wander in from time to time.

So tell us Captain, why did you get banned on the other side of the fence.

I am interested  :o

why u assuming i am a bad boy and got banned?  i might just have drifted thru these halls and decided to take my rest here.
there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all

Offline General Disregard

  • Future Richmond star
  • **
  • Posts: 50
  • Forward !!! he cried from the rear
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2006, 04:34:45 PM »
There you are Captain, keeping these boys in line are we??

Jolly good show :thumbsup

As you were
:pray :pray :pray :pray :pray

Please please please

Offline Miss B Haven

  • Tiger Rookie
  • *
  • Posts: 3
  • For We're From Tigerland
Re: Capt. Revenge reporting for duty
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2006, 04:59:50 PM »
I'm here too lol  :rollin