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Title: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 10, 2006, 07:30:10 PM
Only 2 weeks to go. What would the good stuff of OER like for Christmas?  :thumbsup
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Jackstar on December 10, 2006, 07:36:16 PM
Where do I start ::)
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Moi on December 10, 2006, 08:32:57 PM
I tell you every year what I want and you never deliver, you useless pr*ck lol
But I'll just have the usual thanks - nothiing - wouldn't want to be disappointed if you actually delivered something useful  :rollin

I'll settle for no more thumpings and peeweak efforts next season

Glad you asked?
 :jump
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Stephanie on December 10, 2006, 09:47:54 PM
Ummm... To see our boys in action on the last Saturday in September  ;D What... too much?  :whistle
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 10, 2006, 10:25:33 PM
I tell you every year what I want and you never deliver, you useless pr*ck lol
But I'll just have the usual thanks - nothiing - wouldn't want to be disappointed if you actually delivered something useful  :rollin

I'll settle for no more thumpings and peeweak efforts next season

Glad you asked?
 :jump

You've been a bad girl  :lol and I gave you that ipod you asked for last year  ;).
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 10, 2006, 10:27:25 PM
Ummm... To see our boys in action on the last Saturday in September  ;D What... too much?  :whistle

That might have to wait until next Christmas  :shh.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Jackstar on December 10, 2006, 10:28:51 PM
A new club perhaps ?   Cryptic question .lol ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Ox on December 10, 2006, 10:38:37 PM
To take our old softies back to the north pole
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: cub on December 10, 2006, 10:41:28 PM
Corny I know, but just health for family and friends and to see the kids have fun. :santa

On the selfish side more money and time to experience life rather than living in the rat race would be ok. :cheers
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Ramps on December 10, 2006, 11:18:52 PM
Santa on this forum seems like a deviot lol, Jacko mate, what can i say, look at the sunny side of life or the bright side or any side lol...aaahhhh poo you know what i mean. As for me- ive reached the stage where i reckon christmas is for kids and the religious part of it all seems more important.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Moi on December 11, 2006, 05:23:10 AM
As for me- ive reached the stage where i reckon christmas is for kids and the religious part of it all seems more important.
I don't think many ppl think of religion at Christmas time any more  :'(
Not that I'm terribly religious, but you do wonder at what goes through people's heads at this time of year.
Do they know why we celebrate Christmas any more?
Did you know that that upstart Santa is an invention of Coca Cola?  :rollin
Just one big merchandising extravaganza these days.

Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Fluffy Tiger on December 11, 2006, 06:56:55 AM
As for me- ive reached the stage where i reckon christmas is for kids and the religious part of it all seems more important.
I don't think many ppl think of religion at Christmas time any more  :'(
Not that I'm terribly religious, but you do wonder at what goes through people's heads at this time of year.
Do they know why we celebrate Christmas any more?
Did you know that that upstart Santa is an invention of Coca Cola?  :rollin
Just one big merchandising extravaganza these days.



As the owner of a year round Christmas Shop I would have to agree with Moi on this one. The stuff people buy is just - well unbelieveable. I know we make a living from this but I would much rather do it from selling Nativity items than toilet rolls with Santa on them.

As for what I want for Christmas - an early present, when the eldest daughter gets her VCE results (today on the website). A result that get her off to uni would be a great prestent.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Ramps on December 11, 2006, 07:03:50 AM
Im not that religious either, but society has lost the plot in terms of Christmas and Easter, I may be wrong its just my opinion but I see way to many people who dont really understand what it all means.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Moi on December 11, 2006, 07:58:39 AM
Im not that religious either, but society has lost the plot in terms of Christmas and Easter, I may be wrong its just my opinion but I see way to many people who dont really understand what it all means.
You soon realise how it has lost its meaning when you see Christmas items going on sale in June  ::)
And you can bet your life Easter eggs will start appearing in Safeways straight after Xmas
Crazy  :banghead
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: julzqld on December 11, 2006, 08:39:00 AM
You've been a bad girl  :lol and I gave you that ipod you asked for last year  ;).
Umm that was me Santa who asked and received the ipod.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Fishfinger on December 11, 2006, 08:55:59 AM
Uh-oh, Santa. If you're showering more than one girl (with gifts  8)) best you have a good memory so you don't get yourself in trouble.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Stephanie on December 11, 2006, 10:45:27 AM
Ummm... To see our boys in action on the last Saturday in September  ;D What... too much?  :whistle

That might have to wait until next Christmas  :shh.
Ok, what about one of the boys under my Christmas Tree  :shh
Any of them is fine... as long as they are wrapped up in a little bow  ;D... and only a bow  :pray

Uh-oh, Santa. If you're showering more than one girl (with gifts 8)) best you have a good memory so you don't get yourself in trouble.
Has Santa been a naughty boy this year?  :lol
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: julzqld on December 11, 2006, 12:56:46 PM
Ok, what about one of the boys under my Christmas Tree  :shh
Any of them is fine... as long as they are wrapped up in a little bow  ;D... and only a bow  :pray

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I'll have what she's having!  Preferably a 5 or a 12 (or both, if you think I've been really good)
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: WilliamPowell on December 11, 2006, 01:41:49 PM
You already know what I want and I've been assured by one of your helpers I am getting what I asked for :thumbsup  :rollin

Because Santa you've promised a slightly earlier delivery than the 25th - don't you bloody remember  ;D

 :santa :santa
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 11, 2006, 01:42:51 PM
Uh-oh, Santa. If you're showering more than one girl (with gifts  8)) best you have a good memory so you don't get yourself in trouble.

 :santa

Moi got a ipod too  ;).



Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 11, 2006, 01:49:18 PM
Ok, what about one of the boys under my Christmas Tree  :shh
Any of them is fine... as long as they are wrapped up in a little bow  ;D... and only a bow  :pray

Tried that once before and the recipient got stuck in a doorway with two of the boys.

I'll have what she's having!  Preferably a 5 or a 12 (or both, if you think I've been really good)

Santa doesn't deliver the same present twice. You've already been stuck in a doorway with them Julz  :yep  ;D.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Moi on December 11, 2006, 04:50:33 PM
Preferably a 5 or a 12
5 or 12 what, Julz? - insert butter wouldn't melt in my mouth smiley here  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Bulluss on December 11, 2006, 04:56:38 PM
Maybe Santa would be kind enough to give Jack a pot of gold at the end of the highway.

Princess or Nullabour  :shh

I aint asking for much this year, just a plasma. Has to HD and 127cm, i am not greedy just that will do.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 11, 2006, 05:08:40 PM
Maybe Santa would be kind enough to give Jack a pot of gold at the end of the highway.

Princess or Nullabour  :shh

One Prisilla Queen of the Desert DVD coming right up lol.

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I aint asking for much this year, just a plasma. Has to HD and 127cm, i am not greedy just that will do.

As long as you promise Bully not to kick it or throw something at it when Richo misses from 15m out  ;). Santa wouldn't mind one himself either  :yep.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Stephanie on December 11, 2006, 08:46:17 PM
Ok, what about one of the boys under my Christmas Tree  :shh
Any of them is fine... as long as they are wrapped up in a little bow  ;D... and only a bow  :pray

Tried that once before and the recipient got stuck in a doorway with two of the boys.

*pouts and stomps feet* Oh, but I really want it! I've been a good girl all year. Come on Santa, pwease  :santa
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: mightytiges on December 11, 2006, 09:55:20 PM
Maybe Santa would be kind enough to give Jack a pot of gold at the end of the highway.

Princess or Nullabour  :shh

I aint asking for much this year, just a plasma. Has to HD and 127cm, i am not greedy just that will do.

Imported sauce lol  :shh

ps. Santa has already been to MT's place. Thanks santa  :thumbsup.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Moi on December 11, 2006, 10:23:38 PM
I aint asking for much this year, just a plasma. Has to HD and 127cm, i am not greedy just that will do.
Haven't you got one already?
I only wanna holiday, Santa  :pray
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 11, 2006, 10:58:26 PM
I only wanna holiday, Santa  :pray

If somewhere in Oz Moi, leave out milk and cookies plus a grand. If overseas make it at least five grand  ;).
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 11, 2006, 11:04:05 PM
*pouts and stomps feet* Oh, but I really want it! I've been a good girl all year. Come on Santa, pwease  :santa

You'll have to head down to training if you want one and join the autograph queue :invasion.
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Moi on December 11, 2006, 11:23:11 PM
I only wanna holiday, Santa  :pray

If somewhere in Oz Moi, leave out milk and cookies plus a grand. If overseas make it at least five grand  ;).
Leaves me lots of options  :yep :nope
You're the shiftiest Santa I've ever met lol
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Ramps on December 12, 2006, 10:28:45 PM
Did you guys ever get around to seeing Bad Santa lol
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 12, 2006, 10:45:25 PM
Everyone else is making a quid out of Christmas so why not Santa  ;).
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: WilliamPowell on December 18, 2006, 11:08:04 AM
 :cheers :clapping :woohoo

Santa - you've come through - my our (gotta keep the rest of the family happy) pressie is arriving on Thursday evening - you're a legend  :rollin :rollin

 :santa :santa :santa
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Moi on December 18, 2006, 05:17:34 PM
If you run into the tooth fairy, Santa, could you get her to put $300 under my pillow in exchange for the rip off merchants called dentists have taken off me today :'(

And a Merry Xmas to you all  :banghead

 :rollin
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 18, 2006, 05:27:41 PM
:cheers :clapping :woohoo

Santa - you've come through - my our (gotta keep the rest of the family happy) pressie is arriving on Thursday evening - you're a legend  :rollin :rollin

 :santa :santa :santa

Yes I am  :santa
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 18, 2006, 05:30:28 PM
If you run into the tooth fairy, Santa, could you get her to put $300 under my pillow in exchange for the rip off merchants called dentists have taken off me today :'(

Mrs Claus won't allow me near the tooth fairy  :nope.

Oh and that $300 pays for the drill I gave your dentist. Nice little earner that one  ;).
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: LondonTiger on December 18, 2006, 08:22:23 PM
Dear Santa,

Thanks for the Ashes and Kent Kingsley. 

from LT.

 :santa
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: Santa on December 18, 2006, 09:53:32 PM
Dear Santa,

Thanks for the Ashes and Kent Kingsley

from LT.

 :santa

Just a reminder Santa has a no return no refund policy  :shh
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: LondonTiger on December 19, 2006, 12:29:49 AM
We can always stick him on Ebay
Title: Re: Ask Santa
Post by: WilliamPowell on December 21, 2006, 10:32:53 PM

Yes I am  :santa

Modest aren't ya :rollin