Ask Santa

[Santa]

Only 2 weeks to go. What would the good folk of OER like for Christmas? 

[Jackstar]

Where do I start

[Moi]

I tell you every year what I want and you never deliver, you useless pr*ck lol
But I'll just have the usual thanks - nothiing - wouldn't want to be disappointed if you actually delivered something useful 

I'll settle for no more thumpings and peeweak efforts next season

Glad you asked?
 

[Stephanie]

Ummm... To see our boys in action on the last Saturday in September  What... too much? 

[Santa]

I tell you every year what I want and you never deliver, you useless pr*ck lol
But I'll just have the usual thanks - nothiing - wouldn't want to be disappointed if you actually delivered something useful 

I'll settle for no more thumpings and peeweak efforts next season

Glad you asked?
 

You've been a bad girl  and I gave you that ipod you asked for last year  .

[Santa]

Ummm... To see our boys in action on the last Saturday in September  What... too much? 

That might have to wait until next Christmas  .

[Jackstar]

A new club perhaps ?   Cryptic question .lol

[Ox]

To take our old softies back to the north pole

[cub]

Corny I know, but just health for family and friends and to see the kids have fun.

On the selfish side more money and time to experience life rather than living in the rat race would be ok.

[Ramps]

Santa on this forum seems like a deviot lol, Jacko mate, what can i say, look at the sunny side of life or the bright side or any side lol...aaahhhh poo you know what i mean. As for me- ive reached the stage where i reckon christmas is for kids and the religious part of it all seems more important.

[Moi]

As for me- ive reached the stage where i reckon christmas is for kids and the religious part of it all seems more important.

I don't think many ppl think of religion at Christmas time any more 
Not that I'm terribly religious, but you do wonder at what goes through people's heads at this time of year.
Do they know why we celebrate Christmas any more?
Did you know that that upstart Santa is an invention of Coca Cola? 
Just one big merchandising extravaganza these days.

[Fluffy Tiger]

As for me- ive reached the stage where i reckon christmas is for kids and the religious part of it all seems more important.

I don't think many ppl think of religion at Christmas time any more 
Not that I'm terribly religious, but you do wonder at what goes through people's heads at this time of year.
Do they know why we celebrate Christmas any more?
Did you know that that upstart Santa is an invention of Coca Cola? 
Just one big merchandising extravaganza these days.

As the owner of a year round Christmas Shop I would have to agree with Moi on this one. The stuff people buy is just - well unbelieveable. I know we make a living from this but I would much rather do it from selling Nativity items than toilet rolls with Santa on them.

As for what I want for Christmas - an early present, when the eldest daughter gets her VCE results (today on the website). A result that get her off to uni would be a great prestent.

[Ramps]

Im not that religious either, but society has lost the plot in terms of Christmas and Easter, I may be wrong its just my opinion but I see way to many people who dont really understand what it all means.

[Moi]

Im not that religious either, but society has lost the plot in terms of Christmas and Easter, I may be wrong its just my opinion but I see way to many people who dont really understand what it all means.

You soon realise how it has lost its meaning when you see Christmas items going on sale in June 
And you can bet your life Easter eggs will start appearing in Safeways straight after Xmas
Crazy 

[julzqld]

You've been a bad girl  and I gave you that ipod you asked for last year  .

Umm that was me Santa who asked and received the ipod.