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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: mightytiges on September 14, 2007, 06:48:05 PM

Title: Recruiters speak
Post by: mightytiges on September 14, 2007, 06:48:05 PM
Some recruiters' speak to keep an eye out on at this time of the year ;)

Recruiter:- He's got good hands
Reality:- He can't kick

Recruiter:- He wasn't getting the opportunity due to [enter superstar's name here] dominating his spot in the side
Reality:- He's a VFL hack

Recruiter:- Off-field issues affected his footy and he wanted to move interstate to focus on his footy
Reality:- Two strikes

Recruiter:- He's a sublime left foot kick
Reality:- He's got no right side

Recruiter:- He just needs 3 years to bulk up
Reality:- He weighs 62kgs and in 2-3 years time the club will still be saying he needs 2-3 years to bulk up

Recruiter:- He can run all day
Reality:- He has no footy awareness or skills and should have trained for the Olympic Marathon instead
 
Recruiter:- He's a utility type
Reality:- We have no idea what position to play him in


Fell free to add  :thumbsup
Title: Re: Recruiters speak
Post by: bluey_21 on September 14, 2007, 06:54:11 PM
Recruiter: he has potential
Reality: he is poo
Title: Re: Recruiters speak
Post by: bluey_21 on September 14, 2007, 06:55:28 PM
recruiter: we would have taken him at number 1 anyways
reality: bullsh!t
Title: Re: Recruiters speak
Post by: Ox on September 14, 2007, 07:07:49 PM
RECRUITER - He has great hands
REALITY -He can't kick for poo!

RECRUITER - Give him half a chance and he can win a match
REALITY -He can't make anything happen for himself

RECRUITER - He has the heart of Tiger
REALITY -He's a lazy son of a bitch

RECRUITER - Could be a KPP
REALITY -Could be a plumber

RECRUITER - He can kick the ball 65 metres
REALITY -He can't kick straight or run

RECRUITER - His father was a club champion
REALITY -He was conceived @ a time when his fathers sperm was drowning in alcohol and quite possiblly recreational drugs

RECRUITER - He's an indigenous lad and may need more time to develop
REALITY -He will invaribly lose intrest in the game at an elite level.

RECRUITER - His grandfather was a champion soccer player
REALITY -He should of played soccer

RECRUITER - He's the sort of player people come to watch play
REALITY - Your supporters are gonna hate him with a passion
Title: Re: Recruiters speak
Post by: bluey_21 on September 14, 2007, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: ())( (aka Brackets) on September 14, 2007, 07:07:49 PM
RECRUITER - His father was a club champion
REALITY -He was conceived @ a time when his fathers sperm was drowning in alcohol and quite possiblly recreational drugs

 :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL :ROTFL

in other words he's a dud
Title: Re: Recruiters speak
Post by: wayne on September 15, 2007, 09:10:26 AM
RECRUITER: He has got the X Factor
REALITY: He's been playing footy for several seasons and hasn't done a thing. We'll be as surprised as anyone when he does.
Title: Re: Recruiters speak
Post by: bluey_21 on September 15, 2007, 11:40:34 AM
Quote from: wayne on September 15, 2007, 09:10:26 AM
RECRUITER: He has got the X Factor
REALITY: He's been playing footy for several seasons and hasn't done a thing. We'll be as surprised as anyone when he does.

a slight at JON there  ;) :lol
Title: Re: Recruiters speak
Post by: wayne on September 15, 2007, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: bluey_21 on September 15, 2007, 11:40:34 AM
Quote from: wayne on September 15, 2007, 09:10:26 AM
RECRUITER: He has got the X Factor
REALITY: He's been playing footy for several seasons and hasn't done a thing. We'll be as surprised as anyone when he does.

a slight at JON there  ;) :lol

 :lol no actually.

I thought of it last night when a commentator mentioned that Staker has the 'X' factor.