Recruiters speak

[mightytiges]

Some recruiters' speak to keep an eye out on at this time of the year

Recruiter:- He's got good hands
Reality:- He can't kick

Recruiter:- He wasn't getting the opportunity due to [enter superstar's name here] dominating his spot in the side
Reality:- He's a VFL hack

Recruiter:- Off-field issues affected his footy and he wanted to move interstate to focus on his footy
Reality:- Two strikes

Recruiter:- He's a sublime left foot kick
Reality:- He's got no right side

Recruiter:- He just needs 3 years to bulk up
Reality:- He weighs 62kgs and in 2-3 years time the club will still be saying he needs 2-3 years to bulk up

Recruiter:- He can run all day
Reality:- He has no footy awareness or skills and should have trained for the Olympic Marathon instead
 
Recruiter:- He's a utility type
Reality:- We have no idea what position to play him in


Fell free to add 

[bluey_21]

Recruiter: he has potential
Reality: he is poo

[bluey_21]

recruiter: we would have taken him at number 1 anyways
reality: bullsh!t

[Ox]

RECRUITER - He has great hands
REALITY -He can't kick for poo!

RECRUITER - Give him half a chance and he can win a match
REALITY -He can't make anything happen for himself

RECRUITER - He has the heart of Tiger
REALITY -He's a lazy son of a bitch

RECRUITER - Could be a KPP
REALITY -Could be a plumber

RECRUITER - He can kick the ball 65 metres
REALITY -He can't kick straight or run

RECRUITER - His father was a club champion
REALITY -He was conceived @ a time when his fathers sperm was drowning in alcohol and quite possiblly recreational drugs

RECRUITER - He's an indigenous lad and may need more time to develop
REALITY -He will invaribly lose intrest in the game at an elite level.

RECRUITER - His grandfather was a champion soccer player
REALITY -He should of played soccer

RECRUITER - He's the sort of player people come to watch play
REALITY - Your supporters are gonna hate him with a passion

[bluey_21]

RECRUITER - His father was a club champion
REALITY -He was conceived @ a time when his fathers sperm was drowning in alcohol and quite possiblly recreational drugs

 

in other words he's a dud

[wayne]

RECRUITER: He has got the X Factor
REALITY: He's been playing footy for several seasons and hasn't done a thing. We'll be as surprised as anyone when he does.

[bluey_21]

RECRUITER: He has got the X Factor
REALITY: He's been playing footy for several seasons and hasn't done a thing. We'll be as surprised as anyone when he does.

a slight at JON there 

[wayne]

RECRUITER: He has got the X Factor
REALITY: He's been playing footy for several seasons and hasn't done a thing. We'll be as surprised as anyone when he does.

a slight at JON there 

  no actually.

I thought of it last night when a commentator mentioned that Staker has the 'X' factor.