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Title: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: froars on August 07, 2004, 12:11:13 AM
Latest from George Bush lol:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/12409982?source=TiL

When you are in the middle of a battle to win an election it's probably not a good idea to threaten the voters. But George Bush did just that as he added to his long list of verbal blunders in a speech.

In a televised speech yesterday, President Bush told a roomful of top Pentagon officials that his administration would never stop looking for ways to hurt America and its people.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," Bush said.  

No one in Bush's audience of military brass or Pentagon chiefs reacted.

In a previous election campaign, Bush made another gaff when he said: 'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.'

The Republican leader is facing a tough challenge from Democrat John Kerry before November's election.

Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: froars on August 07, 2004, 12:18:38 AM
More Bushisms:

'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

'The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this
century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.'

'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'

'Laura and I really don't realise how bright our children is sometimes until
we get an objective analysis.'

'Welcome to Mrs Bush, and my fellow astronauts.'

'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy
- but that could change.'

On the California power cuts: 'The crunch really is the result of not enough
power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of
generating plants.'

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/12412146?source=Evening%20Standard
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on August 07, 2004, 12:52:51 AM
My favourite one is where Bush says when speaking about diplomacy: "We've got to make sure the left hand (ed. shows his right hand) is talking to the right hand (ed. shows his left)"  :lol 
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Ox on August 07, 2004, 02:12:39 AM
ive got both the bushisms books.
LMAOOOOOO@Those
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Tigertailz on August 08, 2004, 07:28:43 PM
I saw 9/11 last night.

Talk about a puppet on a string, and a very dumb one as well.
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Moi on December 24, 2006, 10:51:49 AM
"I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."

 :rollin
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Stephanie on December 24, 2006, 10:59:18 AM
Lmao!

He's not the brightest crayon in the box is he?  :rollin
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Moi on December 24, 2006, 11:22:10 AM
"It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. :lol
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on December 24, 2006, 02:44:40 PM
 :lol

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."

"Mars Is Essentially In The Same Orbit. Mars Is Somewhat The Same Distance From The Sun, Which is Very Important. We Have Seen Pictures Where There Are Canals, We Believe, And Water. If There Is Water, That Means There Is Oxygen. If Oxygen That Means We Can Breathe."

http://www.liquidtype.net/node/208


Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Moi on December 24, 2006, 02:56:07 PM
"I thought we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
 :help
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Fishfinger on December 24, 2006, 03:33:43 PM
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

....and an old favourite of mine that I've seen as someone's signature on another tigers site -

"The future will be better tomorrow."


This could be a loooooong thread.
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Moi on December 24, 2006, 04:46:50 PM
"Over 50 percent of our energy comes from overseas. Fortunately, a lot of it comes from Canada."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."  :lol
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Ox on December 24, 2006, 09:36:38 PM
Dave Letterman gives it to him every nite.

One segment is called, "Great Moments In Presdential speeches."

It goes from Nixon to Kennedy and then to Bush just bumbling about some crap that has alienated
whichever crowd he was addressing.

Another beauthy is the footage of him getting out of a chopper and hocking a loogie
the size of Texas out the side o his mouth,yet appears to be attempting to be discriminate.
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Moi on December 24, 2006, 11:06:39 PM
"There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'
 :rollin
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on December 24, 2006, 11:08:29 PM
 :rollin Moi

Dave Letterman gives it to him every nite.

One segment is called, "Great Moments In Presdential speeches."

It goes from Nixon to Kennedy and then to Bush just bumbling about some crap that has alienated
whichever crowd he was addressing.

That's a classic segment Ox  :thumbsup.

Roosevelt - "We have nothing to fear except fear itself"

Kennedy - "Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country"

Bush - "Call me stupid"  :rollin

Tricky Dicky must be looking down (or up lol) and going thank gawd I won't be remembered anymore as the worst and most corrupt president in US history  ;).

ps. thanks for nothing Ch 9 for taking Letterman off and replacing it with 4 hours of mindnumbing Quizmania  :banghead
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on January 09, 2007, 03:03:40 PM
Using the personalised google setting you can add random Bush quotes to your google page ;D

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.

I've reminded the prime minister --the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months, that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.

I told all four that there were going to be some times where we don't agree with each other. But that's OK. If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier -- just as long as I'm the dictator.

It means that doctors are practicing what they call preventative medicine. In other words, if you think somebody's going to sue you, if you're in a litigious society, then you'll take extra care by prescribing more and more either procedures, or whatever it may be.
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Stephanie on January 09, 2007, 07:13:20 PM
ps. thanks for nothing Ch 9 for taking Letterman off and replacing it with 4 hours of mindnumbing Quizmania  :banghead

The Letterman show is on Ch 10 now  :)
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on January 09, 2007, 11:00:48 PM
ps. thanks for nothing Ch 9 for taking Letterman off and replacing it with 4 hours of mindnumbing Quizmania  :banghead

The Letterman show is on Ch 10 now  :)

And they put it on at a decent time too  :). 
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Ox on January 09, 2007, 11:17:30 PM
i thought id smoked one too many doobies last night when i flicked onto ten only to see Dave on there.
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on January 11, 2007, 03:14:57 PM
From Today's "new"  ::) war in Iraq strategy:

"If the Iraqi government does not follow through on its promises, it will lose the support of the American people, and it will lose the support of the Iraqi people," Mr Bush said.

Well GW knows all about losing the support of the American people  ;).
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Ox on January 11, 2007, 04:07:17 PM


"If the Iraqi government does not follow through on its promises, it will lose the support of the American people, and it will lose the support of the Iraqi people," Mr Bush said.



OMFG ! :gobdrop

How is it possible his writers are as dumb as him?
Surely he makes his own stuff up on the spot,yeah?
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: tiga on January 11, 2007, 04:25:40 PM
From Farenheit 911 (I may not have this exact) when a reporter asked Bush at his farm what he was currently working on he said he and his advisors were going to discuss and go over some things....when the reporter said what things he replied you know... things...stuff you know... :banghead :help 
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on January 17, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
GW today - "Iraq has 'maturation' to do"

Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Fishfinger on January 17, 2007, 11:42:54 PM
"The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Stephanie on January 18, 2007, 08:24:28 PM
What about the idiot truck driver that went through the Burnley Tunnel this morning  :wallywink

Knocked down quite a few signs... and copped a nasty fine too :lol
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Fishfinger on January 20, 2007, 10:24:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0GPtOivFMY&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-oWLyn7wNQ
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on February 13, 2007, 03:49:56 AM
A certain person in charge of our foreign policy and foreign relations at the moment  :wallywink :rollin.
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Fishfinger on February 15, 2007, 02:02:27 AM
"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on March 07, 2007, 01:44:46 PM
"The mission is America's mission and our failure would be America's failure.'' - George W. Bush

No it would be your failure GW; not the country's  ::). 
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on May 03, 2007, 01:27:09 PM
3,500 American troops dead and Bush comes up with crap like this  ::).

Quote
In remarks made Wednesday to the Associated General Contractors of America, President Bush defined his view of the success in Iraq that he hopes to accomplish.

"Either we'll succeed, or we won't succeed," he said. "And the definition of success as I described is sectarian violence down. Success is not, no violence."

While saying "succeed," Bush appears to chuckle.

The president then compared Iraq to the United States saying that there were parts of the US with "a certain level of violence," but that "people feel comfortable about living their daily lives" in those areas. That level of violence, said Bush, is what the US is aiming to achieve in Iraq.

At a White House Press Briefing later in the day Suzanne Malveaux of CNN asked Press Secretary Tony Snow to clarify what would constitute an "acceptable level of violence."

"That's a very good question," replied Snow. "I don't have an answer."

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/President_Bush_Defines_Iraq_Success_in_0502.html
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on June 13, 2007, 03:34:02 PM
There's claims poor old GW had his watch stolen while shaking hands with an Albanian crowd.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21897562-661,00.html
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on September 26, 2007, 05:39:53 PM
This obviously didn't work at OPEC congratulating Austrian troops  :wallywink

When words get in the way, Bush goes phonetic
Article from: Reuters
September 26, 2007 11:29am

HOW do you keep a leader as verbally gaffe-prone as US President George W Bush from making even more slips of the tongue?

When Bush addressed the UN General Assembly, the White House inadvertently showed exactly how - with a phonetic pronunciation guide on the teleprompter to get him past troublesome names of countries and world leaders.

The White House was left scrambling to explain after a marked-up draft of Bush's speech popped up briefly on the UN website as he delivered his remarks, giving a rare glimpse of the special guidance he gets for major addresses.

It included phonetic spellings for French President Nicolas Sarkozy (sar-KO-zee), a friend, and Zimbabwe leader Robert Mugabe (moo-GAH-bee), a target of US human rights criticism.

Pronunciations were also provided for Kyrgyzstan (KEYR-geez-stan), Mauritania (moor-EH-tain-ee-a) and the Zimbabwe capital Harare (hah-RAR-ray).

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22485012-663,00.html
Title: This kid deserves an oscar lol
Post by: one-eyed on October 03, 2007, 12:37:16 PM
This kid deserves an oscar  ;) [thanks to Moi  :thumbsup]

http://oneeyed-richmond.com/movies/BushonGlobalWarming.wmv (http://oneeyed-richmond.com/movies/BushonGlobalWarming.wmv)   [2.1 Mb]

 ;D
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on October 19, 2007, 03:33:38 PM
I loved Bush's Panama speech this week where he was reading from notes.

"It's good to be in Panama City ... um.... turns page..... Panama"  :lol
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Moi on December 28, 2008, 09:07:30 AM
I only got three points, but I tried real hard lol

http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on December 28, 2008, 01:23:33 PM
I only got three points, but I tried real hard lol

http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm
He's very nimble  ;D

My highest is 7 but the average would be 3. You need a machine gun for shoes lol.

Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: one-eyed on February 01, 2009, 07:38:20 AM
HERE are the top 50 dumb quotes cracked by Hollywood's hottest actors and socialites, complied by The Sun newspaper in London:

1) Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: "Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"

2) Jessica Simpson on NewleyWeds: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'

3) Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: "I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

4) Chantelle Houghton when Big Brother said she had changed since becoming a celebrity: “I've changed? What do you mean... I've changed my clothes?"

5) Jodie Marsh in a recent interview: "Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops."

6) Paris Hilton on her technique on the red carpet: "I don't really think, I just walk."

7) Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: "A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!"

8) Goldie Horn on her favourite types of films: "Comedy is funny".

9) Sam Fox on fitness clothes: "I’ve got 10 pairs of training shoes - one for every day of the week."

10) Britney Spears on her taste in clothes: "So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants... all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing... the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that..."

Gallery - Britney Spears gets ripped abs back

11) BB's Helen Adam’s on education: "The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde - I got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course and a beauty certificate."

12) Lady Victoria Hervey on the homeless: "It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day."

13) Britney on Japan "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

14) Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: "Sorry I don't eat buffalo."

15) Paris Hilton on her fame: "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon."

16) Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: "He looks at us like we're stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He's a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!"

17) Cameron Diaz on science: "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."

18) Britney Spears on where she might start her theatre career: "I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”

19) BB's Helen Adams on magic man Paul Daniels: "Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!"

20) Christina Aguilera on film festivals: "So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?"

For the rest of the top 50 click the link:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24979979-5001026,00.html
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: Moi on February 02, 2009, 01:26:49 PM
they're all women  :help
Title: Re: If i only had a brain lol
Post by: mightytiges on February 02, 2009, 03:43:17 PM
they're all women  :help
You're safe they're all blondes aren't they ;)