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Title: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: one-eyed on January 04, 2008, 05:21:40 AM
In a hypothetical, ideal world where you could do anything you liked, if you had the chance to be a part of the day to day running of the football club, i.e. player, trainer, coach, administrator etc.: What role would you like to play?
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: sabartooth on January 04, 2008, 10:53:52 AM
l want chairman of selectors to get rid of the chaff and play the real stars :thumbsup
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: cub on January 04, 2008, 11:40:08 AM
Probably something like maintaining their website or the AFL version would be the type of role I could fill.
If I could earn 60K + , I would do any job there no worries at all because it would be something I would love and get heaps of job satisfaction out of.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: Ramps on January 04, 2008, 12:52:20 PM
the revolutionary ticket that takes over Punt Rd in Dec 2010 will allow supporters access to decision making decisions. for example prior to the draft we will open the MCG to all supporters and the supporters will vote on potential draftees, the vote will be done on the voices, the final confirmation will occur on the big screen, when the decision is made, a photograph of Nero will appear, he will either give the thumbs up or he will give the thumbs down. It is this type of inclusive strategy that will take RFC to the top of the AFL jungle.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: mightytiges on January 04, 2008, 03:51:19 PM
LOL Ramps  ;D. Good luck getting 100k supporters all agreeing. Cotchin or Morton?  ;)

In a hypothetical world you would love to be good enough to pull on the Y&B guernsey as a player or even be the senior coach.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: Hellenic Tiger on January 04, 2008, 06:14:41 PM
Let's hope Nero not playing his fiddle while the empire is burning :lol

In all seriousness I think I would love to be a player. The matchwinner the player in which the teams fortunes rest on his shoulders and more often than not the team succeeds. The one who kicks the miraculous goal takes the big mark lays the big tackle
turns the game around with one act of brilliance never shows fear cops it on the chin but goes on stoically in the face of adversity and dishes it out even harder and bleeds yellow and black through and through.
Coaching leaves your dreams in the hands of others and if your team don't perform then you are expendable.
CEO would be great also but for sheer naked emotion the player goes through that and that would be something out of this world to experience at the top level whereas the CEO usually has more decorum and therefore shows more restraint.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: Smokey on January 04, 2008, 06:32:35 PM
From today's perspective, I would love to be in charge of the museum and oval tours.  To do the research and meet the people who are our history, and then pass on their stories would be a real buzz.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: 2JD on January 04, 2008, 06:39:51 PM
Definitely cheif rub down expert! ;D
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: retygas on January 04, 2008, 11:31:09 PM
I wana be the one who holds up the board where the player position are at the quarter breaks.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: Mopsy on January 05, 2008, 03:25:09 AM
captain & full forward: just like i was as a kid in the paddock next door  :thumbsup ( i owned the footy) :ROTFL
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: Fluffy Tiger on January 05, 2008, 11:49:23 AM
To be honest I would like to do any job that gave me acess to the inner circle. I think chairman of selectors would be good as you would have access to nearly every part of the club. To know what goes on behind the closed doors is realy my Tiger Dream. Well that and a few flags in the next 10 years.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: Ox on January 05, 2008, 02:27:26 PM
Team Owner/Psychologist.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: sabartooth on January 05, 2008, 02:55:19 PM
To be honest I would like to do any job that gave me acess to the inner circle. I think chairman of selectors would be good as you would have access to nearly every part of the club. To know what goes on behind the closed doors is realy my Tiger Dream. Well that and a few flags in the next 10 years.
sorry jobs taken :thumbsup
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: Little Jackie on January 05, 2008, 05:36:34 PM
To be honest I would like to do any job that gave me acess to the inner circle. I think chairman of selectors would be good as you would have access to nearly every part of the club. To know what goes on behind the closed doors is realy my Tiger Dream. Well that and a few flags in the next 10 years.

I wouldnt bother, its a bit overated
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: WilliamPowell on January 05, 2008, 08:08:14 PM
President  :thumbsup  ;D
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: julzqld on January 06, 2008, 11:46:18 AM
I'd be happy with masseuse  ;)
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: Fishfinger on January 06, 2008, 02:22:00 PM
Definitely chief rub down expert! ;D

I'd be happy with masseuse  ;)
I smell an OER demarcation dispute looming.  :D

What's the difference, is a masseuse a rub up expert?  8)
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: julzqld on January 06, 2008, 11:09:02 PM
I actually have a diploma - somewhere.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: mightytiges on January 07, 2008, 03:05:52 AM
I actually have a diploma - somewhere.
Is that what you told Richo and Simmo in that doorway that time Julz?  ;D

Definitely chief rub down expert! ;D

I'd be happy with masseuse  ;)
I smell an OER demarcation dispute looming.  :D

What's the difference, is a masseuse a rub up expert?  8)
The battle for president of the OER perverts society is on lol.
Title: Re: What Role Would You Like, At The Richmond Football Club
Post by: cub on January 09, 2008, 09:44:09 PM
I'd be happy with masseuse  ;)

Specially if simmo strained his snake  ;)