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Football => Richmond Rant => Topic started by: Yeahright on November 18, 2016, 12:01:57 PM
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Welcome to the best thread this site has and will ever see thanks to the popular demand by some forum experts. I have compiled a few GIF's to get us started but I am happy to take requests (game, quarter, time remaining) and I'll add them to the thread.
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Perfect tap by the perfect trainer straight to Josh Kennedy
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This is a 2-part gif.
1. Zac Smith allowed to waltz into the forward 50 unopposed and unlucky to be spoiled by his own teammate (maybe Hammer offered up Megan?)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/276nqDwoAIWYM/giphy.gif)
2. Two minutes later and Hampson still hasn't learnt but this time Smith clunks the mark and kicks a goal
(https://media.giphy.com/media/FyhE58bSEzntS/giphy.gif)
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Beautiful taps by Shaun "I get my hands to it" Hampson
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Absolute gold :lol
As one of the Site Experts, i hereby Certify this thread :clapping
(http://www.morethanstaplers.com/medal.jpg)
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LOL at the one where Geelong lead 7-1
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ROFL
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:clapping :thatsgold
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Can I play too ;D
Any chance you can bring up the last 20 odd seconds of rd 2 this season, where is great tap work resulted in the Grundie goal and cost us the game
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Perfect tap by the perfect trainer straight to Josh Kennedy
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kvSK56iOXWC5i/giphy.gif)
:clapping Kills me.... Cotchin & Martin ummarked either side of him, Tippet trailing behind him, not even competing (and still nearly managed to rove Hampsud's tap himself).....serves it up on a platter straight into the path of the one Sydney player almost directly front of him to run on to....and all with a two-handed tap as well....it's like he either had money Sydney to win by 100+ or on Kennedy for the Brownlow.... Pakistani cricketers have looked less obvious... :clapping :bow :clapping
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Perfect tap by the perfect trainer straight to Josh Kennedy
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kvSK56iOXWC5i/giphy.gif)
It wouldn't be a discussion if nobody took up the case for the defence!
The Defence - Hamma gets into good position in the contest & tries to double-fist it to (I think) Cotchin at 45 degrees to the contest. He misses the target by about 1mtr (or less) & the Swans onballers pounce on it. Would it kill our onballers to get under Hamma's feet in front of him?
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Yeah we already have more than enough comedy gold in this thread from the great man himself already but thanks for the input...
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Perfect tap by the perfect trainer straight to Josh Kennedy
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kvSK56iOXWC5i/giphy.gif)
It wouldn't be a discussion if nobody took up the case for the defence!
The Defence - Hamma gets into good position in the contest & tries to double-fist it to (I think) Cotchin at 45 degrees to the contest. He misses the target by about 1mtr (or less) & the Swans onballers pounce on it. Would it kill our onballers to get under Hamma's feet in front of him?
Here come the mouth breathers....
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Great thread but could we a bit more balanced here, YR. Can you find in the second game vs Collingwood where he dropped a sitter, oops I meant brought the ball to ground, in the goal square resulting in a crumbed goal to us?
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Perfect tap by the perfect trainer straight to Josh Kennedy
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kvSK56iOXWC5i/giphy.gif)
It wouldn't be a discussion if nobody took up the case for the defence!
The Defence - Hamma gets into good position in the contest & tries to double-fist it to (I think) Cotchin at 45 degrees to the contest. He misses the target by about 1mtr (or less) & the Swans onballers pounce on it. Would it kill our onballers to get under Hamma's feet in front of him?
Is this a gee up?
Cotchin saw Hampson was going to get the tap uncontested and starts moving towards goal, Hampson then taps it in the wrong direction and Cotchin is flat footed and out of the contest.
But hey yeh maybe Cotchin should have stayed flat footed at Hampsons feet to make it double as easy for him not to stuff it up just so he could be smashed by the Swans mids.
FMD
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PS thread of the year YR :thumbsup
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I'm assuming everyone criticising hampson have played AFL before
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Yes that's right we have
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All of us - at the highest level. Just like dogged! :snidegrin
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We knew which direction we were going as well
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Trains well though 🔨⏲
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I have played at higher levels than Hampson
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I have played at higher levels than Hampson
Div 4 ammos?
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I have played at higher levels than Hampson
There are kids still in Auskick who have...
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Great thread but could we a bit more balanced here, YR. Can you find in the second game vs Collingwood where he dropped a sitter, oops I meant brought the ball to ground, in the goal square resulting in a crumbed goal to us?
I think that's only fair. I'll try to get to it sometime soon (after WP's since he asked first ;D)
Trains well though 🔨⏲
If I could get some footage I'd add it to the thread :lol
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Seriously
Best option we have
Go and buy an Uncle Jack watch and support Movember
Model Citizen is Shaun 😉
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Seriously
Best option we have
Go and buy an Uncle Jack watch and support Movember
Model Citizen is Shaun 😉
You mean best option we 'had'.
Toby Nankervis come on down.
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This is a 2-part gif.
1. Zac Smith allowed to waltz into the forward 50 unopposed and unlucky to be spoiled by his own teammate (maybe Hammer offered up Megan?)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/276nqDwoAIWYM/giphy.gif)
2. Two minutes later and Hampson still hasn't learnt but this time Smith clunks the mark and kicks a goal
(https://media.giphy.com/media/FyhE58bSEzntS/giphy.gif)
I recon the second clip says more about BEllis than anyone else. Can you get anymore scared as an AFL footballer??
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What would Luke Hodge or Jordan lewis have done? They would have crunched smith face on and set the tone for the match. Hell even Birchall wouldve made Smith earn it. Make a big contest there, smaller guy going hard against the opposition ruckman and you get the rest of the boys up and about. Do it consistently and that is how culture is developed.
What odds that incident wouldnt have even been highlighted post game by the coaches in their one on one debriefs with the players? I say that with confidence bc this type of incident happened every week.
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What would Luke Hodge or Jordan lewis have done? They would have crunched smith face on and set the tone for the match. Hell even Birchall wouldve made Smith earn it. Make a big contest there, smaller guy going hard against the opposition ruckman and you get the rest of the boys up and about. Do it consistently and that is how culture is developed.
What odds that incident wouldnt have even been highlighted post game by the coaches in their one on one debriefs with the players? I say that with confidence bc this type of incident happened every week.
Nankervis would have stayed with him and made him earn it. At least B Ellis zoned off his man to contest Hammers opponent (as weak as the contest was). Hammer wasn't anywhere to be seen (again)
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What would Luke Hodge or Jordan lewis have done? They would have crunched smith face on and set the tone for the match. Hell even Birchall wouldve made Smith earn it. Make a big contest there, smaller guy going hard against the opposition ruckman and you get the rest of the boys up and about. Do it consistently and that is how culture is developed.
What odds that incident wouldnt have even been highlighted post game by the coaches in their one on one debriefs with the players? I say that with confidence bc this type of incident happened every week.
Nankervis would have stayed with him and made him earn it. At least B Ellis zoned off his man to contest Hammers opponent (as weak as the contest was). Hammer wasn't anywhere to be seen (again)
Open the other eye Dooks - that's Hamma in the foreground just trailing Dylan Grimes (who didn't get to the contest either, neither did Rance or Astbury, in fact our whole back line can line up for a whack here).
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What would Luke Hodge or Jordan lewis have done? They would have crunched smith face on and set the tone for the match. Hell even Birchall wouldve made Smith earn it. Make a big contest there, smaller guy going hard against the opposition ruckman and you get the rest of the boys up and about. Do it consistently and that is how culture is developed.
What odds that incident wouldnt have even been highlighted post game by the coaches in their one on one debriefs with the players? I say that with confidence bc this type of incident happened every week.
Nankervis would have stayed with him and made him earn it. At least B Ellis zoned off his man to contest Hammers opponent (as weak as the contest was). Hammer wasn't anywhere to be seen (again)
Open the other eye Dooks - that's Hamma in the foreground just trailing Dylan Grimes (who didn't get to the contest either, neither did Rance or Astbury, in fact our whole back line can line up for a whack here).
Rance Astbury and Grimes had their own man to worry about. Hampson was responsible for Smith and didnt get near him. FACT.
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What would Luke Hodge or Jordan lewis have done? They would have crunched smith face on and set the tone for the match. Hell even Birchall wouldve made Smith earn it. Make a big contest there, smaller guy going hard against the opposition ruckman and you get the rest of the boys up and about. Do it consistently and that is how culture is developed.
What odds that incident wouldnt have even been highlighted post game by the coaches in their one on one debriefs with the players? I say that with confidence bc this type of incident happened every week.
Nankervis would have stayed with him and made him earn it. At least B Ellis zoned off his man to contest Hammers opponent (as weak as the contest was). Hammer wasn't anywhere to be seen (again)
Open the other eye Dooks - that's Hamma in the foreground just trailing Dylan Grimes (who didn't get to the contest either, neither did Rance or Astbury, in fact our whole back line can line up for a whack here).
Rance Astbury and Grimes had their own man to worry about. Hampson was responsible for Smith and didnt get near him. FACT.
I'd like to know who you think Ellis zoned off from? It seems to me that Ellis was the lose man in that contest and should have got a fist in or at least made him earn it like already said.
I have said this before, Bellis does more harm than good for us and needs to be reprogrammed to be more brave with and without the footy or FO. There is no doubt he has talent but the way he plays he is a liability. He was putrid this year and I find it puzzling how he escaped getting dropped.
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What would Luke Hodge or Jordan lewis have done? They would have crunched smith face on and set the tone for the match. Hell even Birchall wouldve made Smith earn it. Make a big contest there, smaller guy going hard against the opposition ruckman and you get the rest of the boys up and about. Do it consistently and that is how culture is developed.
What odds that incident wouldnt have even been highlighted post game by the coaches in their one on one debriefs with the players? I say that with confidence bc this type of incident happened every week.
Nankervis would have stayed with him and made him earn it. At least B Ellis zoned off his man to contest Hammers opponent (as weak as the contest was). Hammer wasn't anywhere to be seen (again)
Open the other eye Dooks - that's Hamma in the foreground just trailing Dylan Grimes (who didn't get to the contest either, neither did Rance or Astbury, in fact our whole back line can line up for a whack here).
Rance Astbury and Grimes had their own man to worry about. Hampson was responsible for Smith and didnt get near him. FACT.
I'd like to know who you think Ellis zoned off from? It seems to me that Ellis was the lose man in that contest and should have got a fist in or at least made him earn it like already said.
I have said this before, Bellis does more harm than good for us and needs to be reprogrammed to be more brave with and without the footy or FO. There is no doubt he has talent but the way he plays he is a liability. He was putrid this year and I find it puzzling how he escaped getting dropped.
Who knows.
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I recon the second clip says more about BEllis than anyone else. Can you get anymore scared as an AFL footballer??
Not sure it says more about him than Hampson who refused to set up defensively but I agree that does make Ellis look soft.
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The last gif is an indictment on our midfield as well as Hampson. Cotchin and Martin are easily pushed back behind their Geelong opponents. Hampson should have hit it hard beyond those players in front of him. Should have hit it to Grigg. Shocking all round.
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The last gif is an indictment on our midfield as well as Hampson. Cotchin and Martin are easily pushed back behind their Geelong opponents. Hampson should have hit it hard beyond those players in front of him. Should have hit it to Grigg. Shocking all round.
and B.Ellis feigning the spoil.
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Can I play too ;D
Any chance you can bring up the last 20 odd seconds of rd 2 this season, where is great tap work resulted in the Grundie goal and cost us the game
Ask and you shall receive (albeit slowly)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/C0rudXzwFQCxW/giphy.gif)
FWIW I watched that last quarter and two things stuck out
1. It's a great example of the contrast between their expectations leading into the season and the reality of their season - all in a neat 20 minute quarter
2. Lambert has played more than 1 good quarter :clapping. If we won people would have remembered it IMO
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Can I play too ;D
Any chance you can bring up the last 20 odd seconds of rd 2 this season, where is great tap work resulted in the Grundie goal and cost us the game
Ask and you shall receive (albeit slowly)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/C0rudXzwFQCxW/giphy.gif)
FWIW I watched that last quarter and two things stuck out
1. It's a great example of the contrast between their expectations leading into the season and the reality of their season - all in a neat 20 minute quarter
2. Lambert has played more than 1 good quarter :clapping. If we won people would have remembered it IMO
Lets hear the theories how it was our 'defensive setup's' fault
LMAO
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Can I play too ;D
Any chance you can bring up the last 20 odd seconds of rd 2 this season, where is great tap work resulted in the Grundie goal and cost us the game
Ask and you shall receive (albeit slowly)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/C0rudXzwFQCxW/giphy.gif)
FWIW I watched that last quarter and two things stuck out
1. It's a great example of the contrast between their expectations leading into the season and the reality of their season - all in a neat 20 minute quarter
2. Lambert has played more than 1 good quarter :clapping. If we won people would have remembered it IMO
Lets hear the theories how it was our 'defensive setup's' fault
LMAO
I wouldn't mind some theories on what Hampson was actually doing, to me it looks like he was trailing the contest and then leaves his man to put up a half hearted wave at the ball.
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Can I play too ;D
Any chance you can bring up the last 20 odd seconds of rd 2 this season, where is great tap work resulted in the Grundie goal and cost us the game
Ask and you shall receive (albeit slowly)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/C0rudXzwFQCxW/giphy.gif)
FWIW I watched that last quarter and two things stuck out
1. It's a great example of the contrast between their expectations leading into the season and the reality of their season - all in a neat 20 minute quarter
2. Lambert has played more than 1 good quarter :clapping. If we won people would have remembered it IMO
Lets hear the theories how it was our 'defensive setup's' fault
LMAO
Let's hear that from SEN and then hear how "I told you so, even the experts are saying it"
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I'm assuming everyone criticising hampson have played AFL before
Yeah well said and you can add if they also earnt a 2 year extension. Unfortunately alot of us here didnt play AFL and next time we have a chance in our next life, we will make sure we sign on for a side coached by Hardwick, because form like that on display not only gets you an AFL career it extends it by 2 years too. :banghead
FWIW i am convinced the only reason we have this bloke on the list is because of his missus and the exposure she might give us in different circles..outisde that it defies logic how they continue to push to make it seem that this guy is remotely of the standard required. If the powers that be actually deem this guy a piece of any puzzle then once again we are in the hands of mad men who really dont have a clue.
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I'm assuming everyone criticising hampson have played AFL before
I once ordered a burger at a large foodchain which came out with a fingernail in it. I didnt criticise and ate it happily because i had never worked in fast food before.
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What would Luke Hodge or Jordan lewis have done? They would have crunched smith face on and set the tone for the match. Hell even Birchall wouldve made Smith earn it. Make a big contest there, smaller guy going hard against the opposition ruckman and you get the rest of the boys up and about. Do it consistently and that is how culture is developed.
What odds that incident wouldnt have even been highlighted post game by the coaches in their one on one debriefs with the players? I say that with confidence bc this type of incident happened every week.
Nankervis would have stayed with him and made him earn it. At least B Ellis zoned off his man to contest Hammers opponent (as weak as the contest was). Hammer wasn't anywhere to be seen (again)
Open the other eye Dooks - that's Hamma in the foreground just trailing Dylan Grimes (who didn't get to the contest either, neither did Rance or Astbury, in fact our whole back line can line up for a whack here).
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and this is why there are issues with this guy, He was just trailing. Didnt make the marking contest, didnt get to his man, just trailed into nothingness and watched how the game was lost. JR even got to the contest in an effort to do something in the last seconds to save the game. Hammer on the other hand might as well sat in the stands and watched it unfold as he TRAILED AWAY
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I'm assuming everyone criticising hampson have played AFL before
I once ordered a burger at a large foodchain which came out with a fingernail in it. I didnt criticise and ate it happily because i had never worked in fast food before.
I've never worked in porn or prostitution so who am I to complain the sex was rubbish or gloat that my member is large
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I ordered a samsung galaxy s7 a few months back. As many of you know, the product was recalled because many exploded and/or caught fire. But seeing as though i had never designed, engineered or manufactured a phone myself, i thought it was right to hang onto it and keep using it.
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I ordered a samsung galaxy s7 a few months back. As many of you know, the product was recalled because many exploded and/or caught fire. But seeing as though i had never designed, engineered or manufactured a phone myself, i thought it was right to hang onto it and keep using it.
The S7 has had no issues. The Note 7 is the one that was recalled and exploded.
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....and YBB again tries to look clever, misses the point and ruins the riff....
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....and YBB again tries to look clever, misses the point and ruins the riff....
dud delist
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....and YBB again tries to look clever, misses the point and ruins the riff....
Not trying to look clever at all....
Just stating plain FACT.
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;D
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....and YBB again tries to look clever, misses the point and ruins the riff....
Not trying to look clever at all....
Just stating plain FACT.
Well it looks like a Note 7 now that its melted and all......that aside, i stand by my decision to hang onto it.
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....and YBB again tries to look clever, misses the point and ruins the riff....
Not trying to look clever at all....
Just stating plain FACT.
Well it looks like a Note 7 now that its melted and all......that aside, i stand by my decision to hang onto it.
You shouldn't charge it with a blow torch Dookster.
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....and YBB again tries to look clever, misses the point and ruins the riff....
Not trying to look clever at all....
Just stating plain FACT.
Well it looks like a Note 7 now that its melted and all......that aside, i stand by my decision to hang onto it.
You shouldn't charge it with a blow torch Dookster.
You stick to medical advice Doc, I'll stick to my blow torch.
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I'm not sure I'm getting this thread but I like it
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I'm not sure I'm getting this thread but I like it
Nothing but good vibes in here my friend
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Top Top Top Top Top
Thread got legs....and knows how to use them....
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Top Top Top Top Top
Thread got legs....and knows how to use them....
Thread never begs.......it just knows how to choose them
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This site goes crazy over the summer. Always has always will.
But you know that the site has gone completely batshit when we are posting footage of tinarsed Collingwood wins.
Why on earth would a site admin request footage of such a disgusting act? Have we been hacked by the filth?
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I ordered a samsung galaxy s7 a few months back. As many of you know, the product was recalled because many exploded and/or caught fire. But seeing as though i had never designed, engineered or manufactured a phone myself, i thought it was right to hang onto it and keep using it.
The S7 has had no issues. The Note 7 is the one that was recalled and exploded.
:facepalm ;D