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Oaks Day
« on: November 05, 2004, 12:55:37 PM »
LMAO at drunk women in high heeled shoes slipping over everywhere in the slippery conditions yesterday.

A guy standing at the right place at the right time literally picked up yesterday as he helped a leg-less lady off the floor and started to snog her within a minute.

LMAO at a female on the train telling me, a complete stranger, that she loved having sex with dairy whipped chocolate.  LMAO at this female working in finance and being a conservative quiet type on the train any other day.

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Oaks day.  Brings out the sexual desire in everyone.

LMAO at me winning the trifecta and it paying only 27 bucks.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2004, 01:51:21 PM by Harry Hedgehog »
Does anyone have half an idea on anything?

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Re: Oaks Day
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2004, 05:48:32 PM »
ROFLMAOROFF Harry Connick Hedgehog jr.

lmfaooooo@a chick telling you she likes it in the chocolate starfish.

Haven't been to an Oaks day for a couple of years, but it's better than New Years when it comes to easy women.

lmfaooooo@a few mates of mine going there this year and approaching every chick with their digital camera claiming to be running a website hotboobs.com. lmfaoo asking if they can photograph their breasts. LMFAOOOOOOOO@most chicks being fine with it so long as their heads weren't shown.


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Re: Oaks Day
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2004, 06:32:47 PM »
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO @ chocolate starfish !!

LMFAOOO at digital photo's of breasts.  We actually took a few photo's yesterday of women and the chicks that hadn't consumed a whole bottle of champagne were switched onto the fact that the camera was pointing slightly downward.

LMAO at hotboobs.com.

Been a couple of times and agree it's better than new years eve.

LMAO at 100,000 people calling in sick on the morning of Oaks day like I did.

LMAO at the poor bastard who threw up on the packed train on the way home.  LMAO at the poor bastards immediately around him.



Does anyone have half an idea on anything?

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Re: Oaks Day
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2004, 07:29:00 PM »
LMAO@ Oaks Day bunnies getting desperate as can be. Last time i went i seen a 20 y/o guy grab a lady about 45 y/o and was getting right into her on the lawn.

LMAO@ Me typing in hotboobs.com and it working!!!! :D :D

LMAO@ Me now going to have a look at hotboobs.com

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Re: Oaks Day
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2004, 12:42:28 AM »
roflfmaooooooo boys.

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Re: Oaks Day
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2004, 01:55:17 AM »
FLMFFAOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoo
@Chicks being aroused when around wild beasts with 24 inch schlongs

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Re: Oaks Day
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2004, 02:00:56 AM »
roflmfaoooooooo Ox

Next year I'm going to Oaks day with a digital camera, telling the chicks i'm running a website called www.animalfarm.com  .....

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Re: Oaks Day
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2004, 02:15:57 AM »
roflmfaoooooooo Ox

Next year I'm going to Oaks day with a digital camera, telling the chicks i'm running a website called www.animalfarm.com  .....
Ask them if they would be into doing some shots with an OX
LMAOoo

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Re: Oaks Day
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2004, 02:59:20 AM »
LMAO@ Oaks Day bunnies getting desperate as can be. Last time i went i seen a 20 y/o guy grab a lady about 45 y/o and was getting right into her on the lawn.

LMAO@ Me typing in hotboobs.com and it working!!!! :D :D

LMAO@ Me now going to have a look at hotboobs.com

LMAOOOO

Now...Http//www.hotbo....  :lol
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