He will then proceed to kick a ceremonial goal, .......
What if he misses? 
Richo is next week
Headline on the club's website in a month:
The club has temporarily halted the "Coming Home Hero" pre-game activity due to an unforeseen glitch in the programming. The score from the Hero's who have participated so far is 0 goals, 4 behinds and 1 out on the full, and to prevent further embarrassment to both the Hero's and the club, it has been decided to postpone the activity until all future Hero's have demonstrated a capacity to kick straight from the point of the goal square. One alternative being discussed is to have all Hero's handpass to Kevin Bartlett in the square who will kick truly for them, while it has also been suggested that the club could install large inflatable barriers on each side of the square, similar in style and purpose to the children's gutter guards used in 10 Pin Bowling but this latter suggestion may have a flaw if the Hero fails to make the distance with his kick, rendering the activity pointless.
